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    #9812
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    implausible wrote: »
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    If it's going all over the cabbage, you're doing it wrong.

    You think babies don't spit stuff up and dribble all over the place?


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    #9813
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    bjork wrote: »
    You think babies don't spit stuff up and dribble all over the place?

    I've yet to see anyone holding babies over cabbages though, unless dribble has changed lately.


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    #9814
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    Kovu wrote: »
    I've yet to see anyone holding babies over cabbages though, unless dribble has changed lately.

    Well, over the milk or where she was in the supermarket proving her point.
    I don;t like my milk dribbles in breast milk

    Would you bring your 5 year old to the supermarket and walk around feeding him? In the bread aisle perhaps set up a four course meal?


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    #9815
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    bjork wrote: »
    Well, over the milk or where she was in the supermarket proving her point.
    I don;t like my milk dribbles in breast milk

    Would you bring your 5 year old to the supermarket and walk around feeding him? In the bread aisle perhaps set up a four course meal?

    Breast milk doesn't spray out like champagne so you'd be in very little danger of your milk being contaminated. Do I think she's being overbearing in making a point? Probably but seeing how annoyed it makes some people is kind of baffling. If someone wants to breastfeed beside me, they can knock themselves out. All I'm going to be seeing is the back of a baby's head and I aint going to be covered in breast milk spray because of it.


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    #9816
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    Breast milk doesn't spray out like champagne so you'd be in very little danger of your milk being contaminated. Do I think she's being overbearing in making a point? Probably but seeing how annoyed it makes some people is kind of baffling. If someone wants to breastfeed beside me, they can knock themselves out. All I'm going to be seeing is the back of a baby's head and I aint going to be covered in breast milk spray because of it.

    It doesn't annoy me, they can breast feed away, but it's when they are obviously making a face book point by doing it in the milk aisle of the supermarket, I just think they're knobs.


    But if you say they're a knob> you're anti breast feeding


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    #9817
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    bjork wrote: »
    It doesn't annoy me, they can breast feed away, but it's when they are obviously making a face book point by doing it in the milk aisle of the supermarket, I just think they're knobs.


    But if you say they're a knob> you're anti breast feeding

    Funnily enough I actually agree with you, the woman just comes across as attention seeking as it seems she was making a point for protests sake by doing it. But hey, it's not me with my boob hanging out next to the dairy so let her at it as long as she doesn't get in my way. I'm not in any way anti breast feeding and they can walk around with twins attached to them for all I care but the way some of them carry on you'd swear that formula was full of poison!!


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    #9818
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    fussyonion wrote: »
    "Does anyone know where I can get desecrated coconut? I can't find it anywhere!"
    IvyTheTerrible wrote: »
    That'll be in the satanic foods aisle.

    Posts of the day.


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    #9819
    pmasterson95
    Registered Users Posts: 3,074 ✭✭✭pmasterson95


    Another thread teetering on brink of becoming a feminist agenda soapbox.


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    #9820
    the_monkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,556 ✭✭✭the_monkey


    GAAman wrote: »
    It was in one office I worked in, saw a girl get a written warning from HR as she was researching and it was reported.

    That's why it was the first thing to come to mind


    Where does she work ?

    PM me please so I can be sure never to apply to that nazi institution...


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    #9821
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    the_monkey wrote: »
    Where does she work ?

    PM me please so I can be sure never to apply to that nazi institution...

    I call his bluff


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    #9822
    Axel Lamp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 748 ✭✭✭Axel Lamp


    STFU about the fcuking breast feeding.


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    #9823
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    pmasterson95 wrote: »
    Another thread teetering on brink of becoming a feminist agenda soapbox.

    I can't seem to find the emoticon for 'my eyes have rolled back so far in my head I can see my throat' that would be the correct reply to that post...


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    #9824
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    Axel Lamp wrote: »
    STFU about the fcuking breast feeding.

    Sticky Tits For Us?


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    #9825
    implausible
    Registered Users Posts: 3,937 ✭✭✭implausible


    bjork wrote: »
    Well, over the milk or where she was in the supermarket proving her point.
    I don;t like my milk dribbles in breast milk

    Would you bring your 5 year old to the supermarket and walk around feeding him? In the bread aisle perhaps set up a four course meal?

    Babies need feeding when they're hungry. That person was making an attention-seeking point and it worked. She wasn't squirting breastmilk on the vegetables!

    There is far more flesh to be seen on facebook than 7/8 of a boob covered by a baby's head. And if people didn't associate breasts solely with sex, breastfeeding wouldn't be such an issue.


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    #9826
    deseil
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭deseil


    Ah god logged on thinking I was going to get a few dumb facebook statuses to lol at and fell into a breast is best argument :(


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    #9827
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    I'm reminded of a scene in Only Fools and Horses where Del and Rodney were looking at a woman breastfeeding in the Nag's Head. Del said, 'Isn't that the most beautiful sight in the world?' Rodney replied, 'Yeah. Pity the baby's head is in the way.'


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    #9828
    Yeah_Right
    Registered Users Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭Yeah_Right


    If you want to discuss breast feeding then go start a thread on it! Stop ruining this one.


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    #9829
    Frynge
    Registered Users Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭Frynge


    "Walking by the bus stop I stopped to check myself out in the mirror but it turned out to be a Calvin Klein ad"


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    #9830
    RainyDay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    From an ex-pat;
    I hope yer Mam is doin well Roisin, ..............................have a different PC so the foddaghs are missing! Ha!


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    #9831
    Nib
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    "any1 no any1 sellin a catholic converter for a 98 astra???"


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    #9832
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Nib wrote: »
    "any1 no any1 sellin a catholic converter for a 98 astra???"

    Jesus Christ.


    If not him, try John the Baptist.


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    #9833
    yellowlabrador
    Registered Users Posts: 1,176 ✭✭✭yellowlabrador


    Nib wrote: »
    "any1 no any1 sellin a catholic converter for a 98 astra???"
    St jude's ?


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    #9834
    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    RainyDay wrote: »
    From an ex-pat;

    I love the posts on a local area page where people take to it every morning to say good morning to individuals, they don't even tag them, or more to the point why don't they just message them privately.


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    #9835
    MikeSD
    Registered Users Posts: 165 ✭✭MikeSD


    Great job moderators. Allowing this thread to go to the dogs.


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    #9836
    LizT
    Registered Users Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    MikeSD wrote: »
    Great job moderators. Allowing this thread to go to the dogs.

    Mod

    You haven't reported any posts in this thread, which should be your first course of action when a thread 'goes to the dogs'
    Feel free to do so or PM any or all of the mods of AH regarding this as posting about moderation on thread is against the charter.


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    #9837
    Tetra
    Registered Users Posts: 301 ✭✭Tetra


    "Not possible to watch any news in the UK at the moment as it's always some turd in suit and tie talking about the general election".


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    #9838
    Nib
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    Tetra wrote: »
    "Not possible to watch any news in the UK at the moment as it's always some turd in suit and tie talking about the general election".

    They're spot on. Perfect spelling and grammar too.

    You sure this was on Facebook?


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    #9839
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Tetra wrote: »
    "Not possible to watch any news in the UK at the moment as it's always some turd in suit and tie talking about the general election".
    Maybe someone should tell him/her that the British General Election is the news


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    #9840
    EoghanIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    "Just got accepted into collage".

    :(


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    #9841
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    EoghanIRL wrote: »
    "Just got accepted into collage".

    :(

    Found them


    https://juandahlmann.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/collage.jpg


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