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  • #9842
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    Nib wrote: »
    <insert photo of recently deceased>

    "rip in piece :("

    http://i.imgur.com/4hXXefV.gif


  • #9843
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    petes wrote: »
    "Cen every1 sine this patchion to get the government to bring down the age of smears to 18 please... It dose not matter if your 18 or 28 you should still be able to get a smear test done... So please sine...."

    Can we cos or tan it as well?

    Finally, math jokes which aren't about angles.


  • #9844
    Hyzepher
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 4,675 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hyzepher


    shruikan2553 wrote: »
    Can we cos or tan it as well?

    Finally, math jokes which aren't about angels.

    fixed that for you :)


  • #9845
    Pawwed Rig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,448 ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    shruikan2553 wrote: »
    Can we cos or tan it as well?

    Finally, math jokes which aren't about angles.

    How are cos sin and tan jokes not about angles??


  • #9846
    rawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    STOP.


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  • #9847
    wallywhittle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 140 ✭✭wallywhittle


    ****in mouths lie down nw ppl wit ur bull**** & go get urselfs a life stedda goin around mouthing about me tellin yes sick of yes now all of yes


  • #9848
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    How are cos sin and tan jokes not about angles??

    Ah ****. 4 years of engineering for this...


    Suppose I meant something other than obtuse or acute :P


  • #9849
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    wallywhittle wrote: »
    ****in mouths lie down nw ppl wit ur bull**** & go get urselfs a life stedda goin around mouthing about me tellin yes sick of yes now all of yes

    ''stedda'' in place of 'instead of'

    That is pure genius :cool:


  • #9850
    Zymurgist
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 560 ✭✭✭Zymurgist


    "Rats al arnd sik of ye. . And if ye av a prob or sumit t say. . Cum say it to my face! Cuz im nt afraid of ye.. Run to d guards al ye gud at. .Bu u wnt make a fool outa my fela i tel u tat, 2backs tats wat ye have! Lov u bbe xox"


    The mind boggles!!! :confused:


  • #9851
    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    Zymurgist wrote: »
    "Rats al arnd sik of ye. . And if ye av a prob or sumit t say. . Cum say it to my face! Cuz im nt afraid of ye.. Run to d guards al ye gud at. .Bu u wnt make a fool outa my fela i tel u tat, 2backs tats wat ye have! Lov u bbe xox"


    The mind boggles!!! :confused:

    What's disturbing is the correct spelling of some words.


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  • #9852
    Your Superior
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 251 ✭✭Your Superior


    "Just beasted it at the swimming pool: 5 goes on the slide, 6 bombs, 4 dives and an underwater handstand. #tothemax #fitness #getin #monstah! "


  • #9853
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Zymurgist wrote: »
    "Rats al arnd sik of ye. . And if ye av a prob or sumit t say. . Cum say it to my face! Cuz im nt afraid of ye.. Run to d guards al ye gud at. .Bu u wnt make a fool outa my fela i tel u tat, 2backs tats wat ye have! Lov u bbe xox"
    :confused:
    Most of it I can figure out, but the words I've 'embolded' are ones I just can't work out
    :confused::confused:


  • #9854
    dee_mc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,201 ✭✭✭dee_mc


    coolhull wrote: »
    Most of it I can figure out, but the words I've 'embolded' are ones I just can't work out
    :confused::confused:

    Rats all around: I'm sick of ye
    Can't get the bit at the end though!


  • #9855
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    coolhull wrote: »
    Most of it I can figure out, but the words I've 'embolded' are ones I just can't work out
    :confused::confused:

    'Rats all around' and t'other part is saying they're two faced/dishonest. I think.
    Actually, maybe it's referring to turning your back on someone and they've done it a couple of times?


  • #9856
    Whosthis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Whosthis


    Your Superior wrote: »
    "Just beasted it at the swimming pool: 5 goes on the slide, 6 bombs, 4 dives and an underwater handstand. #tothemax #fitness #getin #monstah! "

    That's kinda funny.


  • #9857
    Lisha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,697 ✭✭✭Lisha


    coolhull wrote: »
    Most of it I can figure out, but the words I've 'embolded' are ones I just can't work out
    :confused::confused:

    2baks.....

    She is happy and loves her man. She is so behind him he has 2 backs as they each have each other's backs too...... It's scarily clever :)


  • #9858
    Lisha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,697 ✭✭✭Lisha


    Zymurgist wrote: »
    "Rats al arnd sik of ye. . And if ye av a prob or sumit t say. . Cum say it to my face! Cuz im nt afraid of ye.. Run to d guards al ye gud at. .Bu u wnt make a fool outa my fela i tel u tat, 2backs tats wat ye have! Lov u bbe xox"


    The mind boggles!!! :confused:

    Rats all around I'm sick of ye. And if you have a problem or something to say, please come here and say it to my face. Because I'm not afraid of ye. Run to the Gardai as that is all ye are good at.
    But you won'tmake a fool of my boyfriend I'll tell you that now. You and me together have each others backs. Love you babe .


  • #9859
    daisybelle2008
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,403 ✭✭✭daisybelle2008


    Zymurgist wrote: »
    "Rats al arnd sik of ye. . And if ye av a prob or sumit t say. . Cum say it to my face! Cuz im nt afraid of ye.. Run to d guards al ye gud at. .Bu u wnt make a fool outa my fela i tel u tat, 2backs tats wat ye have! Lov u bbe xox"


    The mind boggles!!! :confused:

    2backs?? Is that supposed to mean two faced?


  • #9860
    LynnGrace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    Mallagio wrote: »
    " You know you love someone when you save their texts & re-read them when no one is watching ~ Marilyn Monroe - I so do this :D "


    Dumb as f**k:rolleyes:

    :pac:


  • #9861
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Two backs means no tits.

    Where I come from anyway.


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  • #9862
    ArtyM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    Lisha wrote: »
    Rats all around I'm sick of ye. And if you have a problem or something to say, please come here and say it to my face. Because I'm not afraid of ye. Run to the Gardai as that is all ye are good at.
    But you won't make a fool of my boyfriend I'll tell you that now. You and me together have each others backs. Love you babe .

    You are 'The Facebook Whisperer'.


  • #9863
    The Enabler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 97 ✭✭The Enabler


    daisybelle2008 wrote: »
    2backs?? Is that supposed to mean two faced?

    The two backed monster?


  • #9864
    TheChevron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭TheChevron


    coolhull wrote: »
    Most of it I can figure out, but the words I've 'embolded' are ones I just can't work out
    :confused::confused:

    When we were in school there was a girl called 2 backs, because she was very flat chested.

    Maybe this other lady has mini mammaries?


  • #9865
    bjork
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,554 ✭✭✭bjork


    The beast with 2 backs>>Is from Othello


    This girl is quoting Shakespeare


    Edit: Act 1 Scene 1

    BRABANTIO
    What profane wretch art thou?

    IAGO
    I am one, sir, that comes to tell you your daughter
    and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs.

    BRABANTIO
    Thou art a villain.

    http://www.online-literature.com/shakespeare/othello/2/


  • #9866
    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 11,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    bjork wrote: »
    The beast with 2 backs>>Is from Othello


    This girl is quoting Shakespeare


    Edit: Act 1 Scene 1

    BRABANTIO
    What profane wretch art thou?

    IAGO
    I am one, sir, that comes to tell you your daughter
    and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs.

    BRABANTIO
    Thou art a villain.

    http://www.online-literature.com/shakespeare/othello/2/

    So she's saying everyone is riding? Is this why she's annoyed?


  • #9867
    Digital Solitude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭Digital Solitude


    I doubt anyone with grammar like that is quoting Shakespeare


  • #9868
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,244 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Nib wrote: »
    <insert photo of recently deceased>

    "rip in piece :("

    Maybe the person was cut in half in an industrial accident?


  • #9869
    spud82
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    Lads sorry but like there is one thing I forgot and that is what the word 'marriage' actually mean I just looked it up. I'm sorry guys, but its redefining marriage that I am not in agreement with. So I am voting no like okay. Gays can get married abroad like so whatever

    One of the lads wrote this WTF? And he has been campaigning for a yes vote up to this morning, and he has now deleted it all from his FB?


  • #9870
    razorblunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    spud82 wrote: »
    Lads sorry but like there is one thing I forgot and that is what the word 'marriage' actually mean I just looked it up. I'm sorry guys, but its redefining marriage that I am not in agreement with. So I am voting no like okay. Gays can get married abroad like so whatever

    One of the lads wrote this WTF? And he has been campaigning for a yes vote up to this morning, and he has now deleted it all from his FB?

    Spud there's no quotes there is this your own opinion? :D


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  • #9871
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    spud82 wrote: »
    Lads sorry but like there is one thing I forgot and that is what the word 'marriage' actually mean I just looked it up. I'm sorry guys, but its redefining marriage that I am not in agreement with. So I am voting no like okay. Gays can get married abroad like so whatever

    One of the lads wrote this WTF? And he has been campaigning for a yes vote up to this morning, and he has now deleted it all from his FB?

    What the feck did he think the marriage referendum was about?!?!


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