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Bobblehead Panda wrote: »

Don't worry, going off topic is not ill-eagle.

But it is unBEARable.

Maybe we should get back on topic all the same in case the mods have a gander at this thread.

Kovu wrote: »

I think the mods are off swanning about somewhere else on the site. The puns have missed their eagle eye tactics.

They will eider see the funny side or tell us to get back on topic.

They can't have us all doing bird in the Prison Forum.

Thread had me chuckling last couple of nights...
I have one person now really on facebook that meets majority of aforementioned criteria. I'd delete her but she's just too much entertainment.
This isn't one of her best, just a recent one, always getting into fights on fb and tagging the people she's calling out in them. Straight for the jugular.
Great to watch but wouldn't want to get on wrong side of her.

"Child 1 nearly 3 n started the frikking terrible 2s. Glad weve by past more or less the 2yr stage bt my god i never knew Child 1 to be this naughty. Hitting me round the head with her doll. Trying to stamp on Child 3. Trying to strangle Child 2. Weeing on my floors. Throwing Child 2 down the stairs n laughing. Throwing Child 3 last tin of baby milk everywhere. Uggghhh todays been one of those days"

Doesn't compare to previous but if I went back further I'd find some gems.
Never afraid to share intimate moments of her life or how she feels about fathers of children. I think we're distant relations 2nd 3rd 4th cousin kind of thing and lives in an area of England I left in my youth. Thank God says I.

It's sad to see that she has bred

skirtgirl wrote: »

"ITS START GETTIN COOL OUT THERE ILL TAKE A HUDDY OUT WIT YE IF YR HEADIN OUT PEPS, . LOOKIN FORWARD 2 THE SUMMER AS MY EALDEST SON IS MAKIN HES CONFORMATION IN MAY, CANT WAIT, HES ALL HES CLOSE DOWN TO HES SOCKS ORDERD ON INTERNET ON SPORTS DIRECT, BOYS FOR YA AT THAZT AGE SHOP NOT GOOD ENOUGHT LOL, ALL NIKE AND ADDIDAS, ILL BR FLEASED HAHA LOL, LUCKY I START SAVIN IN JANUARY, SAFE NITH TO ALL YE OUT THERE, TIS WORLD IS GONE MADE HAHA LOL LOL, NITH PEPS. BOOOM WHAAAAT U SAY NOW LOL,X"

We have a winner, ladies and gentlemen.

And she must be in her late twenty's at least. The mind boggles.

My head hurts trying to read that. No wonder unemployment is so high if this is the level of intelligence out there.

I've had great amusement for the last 30mins going through this thread
It's put a smile on my face

PopePalpatine wrote: »

I'm just imagining the horror on the bishop's face when he sees one of the kids he's supposed to indoctrinate showing up in a tracksuit! :eek:

He's probably well used to it at this stage. Suits for a "CONFORMATION" is a thing of the past.

Did the clocks go forward an hour? Last note?

Yes they did ****

So is it half 5 or 6?

Jebus.

In response to a post where the mother had taken the child out of school and cut contact with the father. The father shared a picture and status asking anyone had they seen them.
Top rated comment was:

'What ever the reasons it not the child's fault their both equally parents and quite obviously the dad was a good parent hence y the little boy wanted to live with, so therefore she should not be playing God!!!'

When I read it to myself I always shout the last part...
Also, it's written in a way as if to say, yada yada yada yada and because of these reasons, she shouldn't be playing God.