What's the worst thing you've ever eaten?

dark crystal · 02-03-2015 04:45PM #1

So, on a bit of a weight loss kick recently and spotted a product in Holland & Barrett at the weekend called 'slim pasta'. Basically it was a packet of penne pasta made from some asian plant. Fat free, gluten free, carb free, almost calorie free. Great, I thought, pasta without guilt! I'll give it a go.

Anyway, brought it home and made a bolognese. Opened the packet and the smell of fish almost knocked me. Fish!! Ok, the directions said this was normal and to rinse the stuff before heating it. Done. Poured my bolognese on top and got chowing. Jesus, it was the rankest texture I ever had in my mouth. Ever. Rubbery, tasteless vomit inducing muck. Apparantly this stuff actually sells pretty well in these stores. I'd love to know how anyone could stomach this stuff.

Anyway, just wondering what the worst thing you've ever eaten is.

*Durrrty replies expected...

Blatter · 02-03-2015 04:46PM

Rice cakes. An utterly pointless food!

catallus · 02-03-2015 04:47PM

There's no calories in pasta, surely?

calfmuscle · 02-03-2015 04:48PM

How was the first reply not "your ma"!!!!!

02-03-2015 04:48PM

Olives.

I've tried. I've really, really tried.

Puke.

clintondaly · 02-03-2015 04:48PM

I wont dare mention her name

Duggy747 · 02-03-2015 04:48PM

Bird's Eye veggie burgers that were 2 years out of date, which I found out on the box after I ate one

02-03-2015 04:48PM

calfmuscle wrote: »

How was the first reply not "your ma"!!!!!

Probably because it's banned.

*shrug*

dark crystal · 02-03-2015 04:48PM

catallus wrote: »

There's no calories in pasta, surely?

Oh how I wish that were true...

kneemos · 02-03-2015 04:49PM

Coke and washing up liquid.

calfmuscle · 02-03-2015 04:49PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Probably because it's banned.

*shrug*

I'm so out of touch

when did this happen??

clintondaly · 02-03-2015 04:49PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Olives.

I've tried. I've really, really tried.

Puke.

I wonder was it the same Olive because i agree with you,hope she doesn't read this

Lollipops23 · 02-03-2015 04:50PM

My office had a spread on for Chinese New Year (not an Asian company, but huge Asian population in Toronto). Most of it was grand, but made the mistake of biting into some type of pastry without finding out what was in it.

I can't even describe how vile whatever was in it. I actually had to spit it out into a napkin and try to wash my mouth out (at my desk, where thankfully nobody saw). Couldn't get the taste out of my mouth for hours.

Dave_The_Sheep · 02-03-2015 04:50PM

This ****. Surströmming. The smell is unreal.

02-03-2015 04:51PM

calfmuscle wrote: »

I'm so out of touch when did this happen??

Few years ago :pac:

(as democratically voted for by the people of After Hours I might add)

/off topic

Sorry OP!

LizT · 02-03-2015 04:52PM

I ate a scorpion in Thailand. It was not enjoyable.

dante2015 · 02-03-2015 04:52PM

my parents used to make me eat liver

i hated the stuff and still do, it tastes like Iron and has to be the worse, well that and Tripe

Kat97 · 02-03-2015 04:53PM

Cloves.

kylith · 02-03-2015 04:53PM

dark crystal wrote: »

So, on a bit of a weight loss kick recently and spotted a product in Holland & Barrett at the weekend called 'slim pasta'. Basically it was a packet of penne pasta made from some asian plant. Fat free, gluten free, carb free, almost calorie free. Great, I thought, pasta without guilt! I'll give it a go.

Anyway, brought it home and made a bolognese. Opened the packet and the smell of fish almost knocked me. Fish!! Ok, the directions said this was normal and to rinse the stuff before heating it. Done. Poured my bolognese on top and got chowing. Jesus, it was the rankest texture I ever had in my mouth. Ever. Rubbery, tasteless vomit inducing muck. Apparantly this stuff actually sells pretty well in these stores. I'd love to know how anyone could stomach this stuff.

Anyway, just wondering what the worst thing you've ever eaten is.

*Durrrty replies expected...

I think you encountered Konnyak/Konjak. It's actually lovely when prepared properly, but it does have a weird texture and in it's more natural form it looks like a chunk of granite. There's no way in hell I'd put Bolognese on it though, you want it in a brothy, soupy kind of thing.

9bred4 · 02-03-2015 04:53PM

calfmuscle wrote: »

I'm so out of touch when did this happen??

There's always those little yellow cards beside the comments nowadays.

Not eaten but still, Dr Pepper is god awful.

If I had to say something I've eaten I'd go with red cabbage

ZiabR · 02-03-2015 04:54PM

Kat97 wrote: »

Cloves.

Why would you eat cloves??? madness.

Menas · 02-03-2015 04:55PM

Raw jellyfish.....fckin disgusting.

iDave · 02-03-2015 04:56PM

the 'Spice Box' I got in Charlies on Saturday night.

Roosterreid · 02-03-2015 04:57PM

Olives.... salty / slimy / sneaky feckers!

My hatred for them comes from when we were young and in Spain on holiday. The breakfast buffet has what I thought were dark red grapes; these turned out to be black olives... b45t4rd5!!!

The Backwards Man · 02-03-2015 04:57PM

Chocolate or Coke, can physically feel the teeth rotting in your head, ewwww!

ShiftStorm · 02-03-2015 04:57PM

Rotten shark

Kat97 · 02-03-2015 04:58PM

logik wrote: »

Why would you eat cloves??? madness.

Had them in an apple tart once with cinnamon

Generic Dreadhead · 02-03-2015 04:59PM

Here's 1/50th of the list:

Scallops
Mushrooms
Expectorant (I know thats not really eating but blugghh)
Cloves
Cinnamon
Liver

I'm a picky eater

HoratiJoe · 02-03-2015 04:59PM

A thrush Fanny. Puke

dark crystal · 02-03-2015 04:59PM

kylith wrote: »

I think you encountered Konnyak/Konjak. It's actually lovely when prepared properly, but it does have a weird texture and in it's more natural form it looks like a chunk of granite. There's no way in hell I'd put Bolognese on it though, you want it in a brothy, soupy kind of thing.

Yes, it was Konjak. It was a range of products made from this plant and they had penne pasta, rice and noodle versions. They actually reccommended you eat this with stir fry meat etc, so I thought the bolognese would be ok. I was wrong. So wrong.

Nucular Arms · 02-03-2015 04:59PM

KFC probably.

I took one bit out of a piece of their chicken about ten years ago and a river of molten oil cascaded down my chin, actually hot enough to burn me.

I've never set foot in one again.

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