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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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  • #6122
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    [Frozen Singing Voice] Let it grow, let it grooooowwwwww


  • #6123
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Lexie Gorgeous. I have eyebrow envy


  • #6124
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Everyone says that lol everytime I change my profiler it's like "eyebrow game strong".


  • #6125
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Will you all shlow down for fucsh shake!!

    Nearly 1pm and I am only clocking to TTTAY now!!

    Sorry I am late, receptionist did not show up, so I had to see patients AND do reception as well. New nurse is a bitch, she wont even make me a coffee!!


  • #6126
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Poor Mr E. The main thing is you're here now


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  • #6127
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Lexie exceptionally strong eyebrow game. Puts my caterpillar brows to shame


  • #6128
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    http://img3.owned.com/media/images/1/7/4/7/17478/the_girl_of_many_faces_big.jpg


  • #6129
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Image not opening BB


  • #6130
    Rosie Rant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    Annoyed and unnerved by all the home invasion and robbery stories that I'm hearing from all quarters. I see the scum bucket population is increasing dramatically. Nasty pieces of ****!


  • #6131
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvB5ehBIQAAnQZ5.jpg


    Can't see the haters when I've got my love glasses on :cool:


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  • #6132
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    aw cute fluffy bunneh. TA I can't have a menagarie of animals like bunnies, baby goats, micro pigs and baby chicks


  • #6133
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    aw cute fluffy bunneh. TA I can't have a menagarie of animals like bunnies, baby goats, micro pigs and baby chicks


    Me either, because people just **** on top of others hopes and dreams


  • #6134
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Lexie I just don't have the time or a big enough garden. Being sensible sucks


  • #6135
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Will you all shlow down for fucsh shake!!

    Nearly 1pm and I am only clocking to TTTAY now!!

    Sorry I am late, receptionist did not show up, so I had to see patients AND do reception as well. New nurse is a bitch, she wont even make me a coffee!!

    Here you go:

    One Eyed Jacks wife had her gallbladder removed and he was TA because the hospital was hot and he has a small príck

    You can go grey "down there"

    The menopause cometh and she has no mercy

    A new board game has been invented that involves a massage board with holes cut in it for boobs and cucumbers

    JimGoose and Rosie Rants husband are being followed around by young kids

    Lexi got scalped

    Pumpkinseeds had to rescue her pussy from an altercation

    Crowded House is feeding the flying sharks again

    Someone on the same train as Lexie put their bag on a seat

    It's dirty forehead day for the hypocrites

    THe jury is still out on ladybits - all gone or landing strip?

    Boom Bap is waiting for good news


  • #6136
    Zanablue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,673 ✭✭✭Zanablue


    Haha thats saved me from reading the thread. thanks ONW:)


  • #6137
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Here you go:

    One Eyed Jacks wife had her gallbladder removed and he was TA because the hospital was hot and he has a small príck

    You can go grey "down there"

    The menopause cometh and she has no mercy

    A new board game has been invented that involves a massage board with holes cut in it for boobs and cucumbers

    JimGoose and Rosie Rants husband are being followed around by young kids

    Lexi got scalped

    Pumpkinseeds had to rescue her pussy from an altercation

    Crowded House is feeding the flying sharks again

    Someone on the same train as Lexie put their bag on a seat

    It's dirty forehead day for the hypocrites

    THe jury is still out on ladybits - all gone or landing strip?

    Boom Bap is waiting for good news

    Beats the sh1t out of me treating Mrs Flynns goiter, or is that gooter, I cant read my own writing:D


  • #6138
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Are you a doctor E?


  • #6139
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Beats the sh1t out of me treating Mrs Flynns goiter, or is that gooter, I cant read my own writing:D

    Has her gooter started to grey? :pac:


  • #6140
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Are you a doctor E?

    I'm intrigued :) !!


  • #6141
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Here you go:

    One Eyed Jacks wife had her gallbladder removed and he was TA because the hospital was hot and he has a small príck

    You can go grey "down there"

    The menopause cometh and she has no mercy

    A new board game has been invented that involves a massage board with holes cut in it for boobs and cucumbers

    JimGoose and Rosie Rants husband are being followed around by young kids

    Lexi got scalped

    Pumpkinseeds had to rescue her pussy from an altercation

    Crowded House is feeding the flying sharks again

    Someone on the same train as Lexie put their bag on a seat

    It's dirty forehead day for the hypocrites

    THe jury is still out on ladybits - all gone or landing strip?

    Boom Bap is waiting for good news

    ONW you should do a daily summary of the thread. Well done beautifully written


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  • #6142
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Are you a doctor E?

    Yes, did you not know?


  • #6143
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Yes, did you not know?


    Cue a stream of "Doctor, Doctor..." jokes :D


    Raging I can't think of any off the top of my head right now, but 'Dr. Flood, Urologist' always gives me a chuckle :pac:


  • #6144
    Samsgirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭Samsgirl


    TA that I didn't know E was a doctor. Could have saved myself €50 & asked for an online diagnosis.


  • #6145
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Has her gooter started to grey? :pac:

    It could have been grey cobwebs, I am not sure. I gave her some eyedrops for it (fcuk it, she is on a medical card and I dont have all day)


  • #6146
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    ONW you should do a daily summary of the thread. Well done beautifully written


    lol maybe I will, though it would have to be at 17: 30 :(


  • #6147
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Yeah, Dr E. I have an extra awesome gland where my shame gland should be. As you can imagine, it causes many problems. Advice?


  • #6148
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    ONW are still with the Brazilian Burd ?


  • #6149
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Beats the sh1t out of me treating Mrs Flynns goiter, or is that gooter, I cant read my own writing:D

    <FNAAAARRGGHH!!> :pac::pac::pac:


  • #6150
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    So, next week we are seeing someone very special for the first time. My OH is like a child. "Are we there yet?" "Are we there yet?". I'm the annoying one in our relationship. I don't like him doing it!


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  • #6151
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Yeah, Dr E. I have an extra awesome gland where my shame gland should be. As you can imagine, it causes many problems. Advice?

    Sorry, it is against the boards charter to give out medical advice, and as a medical professional, I would be fcuked to do it for free.

    Anyway, my areas is more breasticle enhancement and fanny re-alignment:D


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