Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

Boom_Bap

Just seen this on the gif thread. Suitable for here me thinks

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=94266132&postcount=8018

Aglomerado

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Just seen this on the gif thread. Suitable for here me thinks

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=94266132&postcount=8018

Little bollocks got what he deserved!!

jimgoose

Aglomerado wrote: »

Little bollocks got what he deserved!!

A good lesson well-taught, I'd say: Don't make a ballacks o' yesel'! :pac:

whiskeyman

People Asshats who start to enter a lift before you exit it.
Probably the same people who act in the same manner for a bus / train / luas etc...
If you do this, you shall end up eating a sizeable chunk of my well broad shoulder as I plough through you.

OUTTAMYWAYMUTTHAFUKKERS!!!!

OldNotWIse

whiskeyman wrote: »

People Asshats who start to enter a lift before you exit it.
Probably the same people who act in the same manner for a bus / train / luas etc...
If you do this, you shall end up eating a sizeable chunk of my well broad shoulder as I plough through you.

OUTTAMYWAYMUTTHAFUKKERS!!!!

Their counters are equally annoying. The ones who are already in the lift (lurking God only f.ucking knows where) and after you've waited a few seconds for the lift to clear and satisfied yourself that it's empty, you step in only to be met by some buffoon who has f.ucking materialised from nowhere trying to get out past you.

sibby

People giving out to me because you can't eat meat today and I had a ham sandwich..... they aren't even religious! What's the point in that?!!

Captain Chaos

sibby wrote: »

People giving out to me because you can't eat meat today and I had a ham sandwich..... they aren't even religious! What's the point in that?!!

I'm going home to cook a fillet steak, 3mins each side with a bit of blood still oozing out of as it hits the plate. If I'm going to hell I'm going to enjoy myself while I'm here.

MsBubbles

Ash Wednesday always makes me want chipper dinner

Boom_Bap

whiskeyman wrote: »

People Asshats who start to enter a lift before you exit it.
Probably the same people who act in the same manner for a bus / train / luas etc...
If you do this, you shall end up eating a sizeable chunk of my well broad shoulder as I plough through you.

OUTTAMYWAYMUTTHAFUKKERS!!!!

There is an office block that I visited in Nairobi alot in the past, you haven't experienced lift rage until you've been in that set of lifts.
They are supposed to be smart lifts where you press the floor number before entering, but that goes out the window when everyone presses every floor to try to bypass the smartness.
Then there is the scrum in and out of the lift.
Then there is the heat in a jam packed lift that is going to visit every floor, but is going to be smart and visit the floor with the most button presses.
Then there is the random builder in the building with a bucket or cart of 'something' that forces his way in.
And then there is everyone talking on thier mobile phones. Everyone.

Colser

Aglomerado wrote: »

Little bollocks got what he deserved!!

Its the mother should have got it the dope:mad: I hate parents who let their kids carry on like that..muppets

MsBubbles

Colser I was thinking the same thing why didn't the woman with the child stop him ?
Free Range Children

Colser

MsBubbles wrote: »

Colser I was thinking the same thing why didn't the woman with the child stop him ?
Free Range Children

Some people dont realise that we dont all find their kiddies endearing..I find it difficult to tolerate my own at times not to mind anyone elses..When i hear people saying.. ah please stop doing that now honey/sweetheart/darling ect my blood boils..just tell them STOP and mean it!!!

One eyed Jack

Boom_Bap wrote: »

There is an office block that I visited in Nairobi alot in the past, you haven't experienced lift rage until you've been in that set of lifts.
They are supposed to be smart lifts where you press the floor number before entering, but that goes out the window when everyone presses every floor to try to bypass the smartness.
Then there is the scrum in and out of the lift.
Then there is the heat in a jam packed lift that is going to visit every floor, but is going to be smart and visit the floor with the most button presses.
Then there is the random builder in the building with a bucket or cart of 'something' that forces his way in.
And then there is everyone talking on thier mobile phones. Everyone.

Jesus it'd be some bastard would fart in that lift! :pac:

Speaking of bastards, I couldn't help myself earlier when I was on my way into the hospital and some idiot in a car was going mad on the horn, I looked around to see who was he beeping at before I realised 'twas a mate of mine trying to get my attention.

This is the fella that got married there about two weeks ago, so I said I can't avoid him now (he's an awful habit of bigging himself up, nice chap, but full of shìt really so he makes me laugh :pac:). And he's telling me all about the honeymoon and all the rest of it when he goes "We dropped a grand in the hotel", meaning of course that they spent a grand. Knew well what he was at so I just replied like an idiot -

"You really should be more careful dropping money like that, someone else could have picked it up and you'd be down a grand"...

His poor face was priceless, gone from big 'n' boastful to "not quite sure does he understand"... :pac:


I would never advocate playing dumb under normal circumstances, but sometimes, it's an acquired skill when you really couldn't be arsed listening to someone waffle on

Zanablue

MsBubbles wrote: »

Colser I was thinking the same thing why didn't the woman with the child stop him ?
Free Range Children

I have to say I love that saying "Free range children"

Colser wrote: »

Some people dont realise that we dont all find their kiddies endearing..I find it difficult to tolerate my own at times not to mind anyone elses..When i hear people saying.. ah please stop doing that now honey/sweetheart/darling ect my blood boils..just tell them STOP and mean it!!!

I know its feckin annoying, I would be so embarrassed if my children acted like that. They get told to stop or they face my wrath if they don't, then I get parents saying "god your blessed, your children don't carry on at all" they would if they were let. I think more parents need to take responsibility for their free range children.

Frigga_92

I really just can't be in public right now because I would've picked up that toddler trolley and beat the mother over the head with it.

eisenberg1

Captain Chaos wrote: »

I'm going home to cook a fillet steak, 3mins each side with a bit of blood still oozing out of as it hits the plate. If I'm going to hell I'm going to enjoy myself while I'm here.

The assumption that everyone in Ireland is a law abiding catholic ( I consider myself in recovery).

"Oh, did you not get your ashes?"
"No"
"Oh, are you getting them later?"
"No
"Oh, I have some the priest gave me, will I give you some"
"No"
"I'll say a prayer for you"
"Or you could just piss off"

OldNotWIse

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Jesus it'd be some bastard would fart in that lift! :pac:

Speaking of bastards, I couldn't help myself earlier when I was on my way into the hospital and some idiot in a car was going mad on the horn, I looked around to see who was he beeping at before I realised 'twas a mate of mine trying to get my attention.

This is the fella that got married there about two weeks ago, so I said I can't avoid him now (he's an awful habit of bigging himself up, nice chap, but full of shìt really so he makes me laugh :pac:). And he's telling me all about the honeymoon and all the rest of it when he goes "We dropped a grand in the hotel", meaning of course that they spent a grand. Knew well what he was at so I just replied like an idiot -

"You really should be more careful dropping money like that, someone else could have picked it up and you'd be down a grand"...

His poor face was priceless, gone from big 'n' boastful to "not quite sure does he understand"... :pac:


I would never advocate playing dumb under normal circumstances, but sometimes, it's an acquired skill when you really couldn't be arsed listening to someone waffle on

Was class on his wedding gift list? Oh no wait...you can't buy that :rolleyes:

KatW4

I won't disguise my happiness... I am finished in the Gaeltacht!!!!!!!

I have a TA though so I won't be banished! I have to wait until 9 to be collected

OldNotWIse

KatW4 wrote: »

I won't disguise my happiness... I am finished in the Gaeltacht!!!!!!!

I have a TA though so I won't be banished! I have to wait until 9 to be collected

Eugh! I managed to dodge that bullet when I was a teen! NEver saw the appeal.

MsBubbles

ONW me too. Never saw the attraction plus it was expensive.

OldNotWIse

Deer hunters giving out about Clare Daly because she is bringing a motion to ban the use of dogs when out shooting. I can see why her argument doesn't make sense but these guys are talking about "acting humanely" and thinking about the deer's interest. Um here's a thought. Why don't you leave the f.ucking deer alone and don't shoot them in the first place, ye f.ucking blood thirsty freaks of nature. Humanely my hole.

KatW4

I trained as a teacher in England so to teach over here I have to go to the Gaeltacht for 3 weeks Did one week in August, only did three days this week but getting signed off and one more week to go in April. I hate it!!!!

Zanablue

On the subject of free range kids, some little ****er just whacked my daughter and her friend on the back of the legs with a big stick. When asked why he did it he said "cause I felt like it" and smiled, thats one free range kid with a problem. Anyway his stick is now in my bin. More then trivially annoyed.

westernfrenzy

The cold. My poor hands are frozen

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Last night this vulgar looking simpleton added me on facebook. I never accept people I don't know or like. So, I wrote her a mail. "Hi sorry I don't recognise you, sorry. How do we know each other?" Knowing full well she was only adding for the snoop. Pure attitude writing back "eh I don't know you".
"That's no problem - was just wondering why you added me but if we don't know each other, obviously just a misunderstanding".

Good lord, so defensive. "Eh I tink Id no if I added ya". Okay then. She cancelled the request too.

selous

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Do you not have immunity to that strain once you've had it?

Don't know, there are 5 or 7 out sick again with it this week in work, they all had it a few weeks ago too, some did take sick leave some didn't, but all are out this time, cough sniffle.:eek:

selous

I've been reading about the speed limit in housing estates, and the comments with it, Now here's a wee spanner in the works, can speed limits be enforced in estates by Gardaí or courts in Privately managed estates?? I've heard they cant because as the title says, they're PRIVATELY MANAGED, true or not??? that'll T.A some people.

Pumpkinseeds

selous wrote: »

I've been reading about the speed limit in housing estates, and the comments with it, Now here's a wee spanner in the works, can speed limits be enforced in estates by Gardaí or courts in Privately managed estates?? I've heard they cant because as the title says, they're PRIVATELY MANAGED, true or not??? that'll T.A some people.

I've no idea really, but I'd imagine the law applies to every housing estate regardless of management. Tbh, I can't imagine that the speed limit in estates will be enforced anyway. Who is going to enforce it and how do you prove that a driver has exceeded the speed limit?

selous

Im in an estate big green area, and a roundabout, asked the council for signs for dogs, speed, etc they told the resident who rang as we were a privately run estate and nothing to do with them, and majority of cars cut the roundabout by going to the right not around it, so that's just an accident or deliberate (as they're not doing it accidently) waiting to happen.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Far be it for me to say something nice about kids but in our estate, the kids are so good. No idiot parents. The compo culture hasn't hit it yet anyway.

TA - sitting in front seat of the upstairs part of the bus it feels like we are going to crash into something or turn over but I'm still morbidly fascinated