Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

jimgoose

Colser wrote: »

My OH hasnt one grey hair and Ive done my best to give him some..:mad: Life is very unfair Lexie...Did I mention already that its a mans life?

Is it ballacks. I'm as grey as a (dead) badger, but I don't care because I'm a man, and I'm the bawss-mawn I aum!!

Colser

jimgoose wrote: »

Is it ballacks. I'm as grey as a (dead) badger, but I don't care because I'm a man, and I'm the bawss-mawn I aum!!

Exactly:mad:But if you were a gander and not a goose it wouldnt work..Men can be grey or bald and its still attractive..that look doesnt suit us wimmins..and costs us a bomb to disguise:mad::mad::mad:

jimgoose

Colser wrote: »

Exactly:mad:But if you were a gander and not a goose it wouldnt work..Men can be grey or bald and its still attractive..that look doesnt suit us wimmins..and costs us a bomb to disguise:mad::mad::mad:

But I'm a fcukan fine cut of a mawn, I aum. It doesn't matter one whit whether I sport a classic Keith Wood uranium-tipped noggin, or a Pepe le Peu two-tone.

Pumpkinseeds

Colser wrote: »

Exactly:mad:But if you were a gander and not a goose it wouldnt work..Men can be grey or bald and its still attractive..that look doesnt suit us wimmins..and costs us a bomb to disguise:mad::mad::mad:

I quite like my husbands grey hairs, it suits him somehow and doesn't bother him at all. I hate my own and since I have dark straight hair I just can't get away without getting it coloured. He found the receipt for my cut and colour just before Christmas, I'd say it gave him a few extra greys.:D

Colser

jimgoose wrote: »

But I'm a fcukan fine cut of a mawn, I aum. It doesn't matter one whit whether I sport a classic Keith Wood uranium-tipped noggin, or a Pepe le Peu two-tone.

Pics or......:D

jimgoose

Colser wrote: »

Pics or......:D

jimgoose wrote: »

https://flic.kr/p/9aZbR7

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Yer a lash ya

Colser

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Yer a lash ya

Ya and not a grey hair in sight ..:)

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Yer a lash ya

Hmm. That's actually three years old. I must put up a Duckface Selfie shortly!

Pumpkinseeds

It seems to be impossible to find a tattoo artist with experience tattooing scar tissue.:(

Colser

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

It seems to be impossible to find a tattoo artist with experience tattooing scar tissue.:(

Would that be safe to do Pumpkin? On another note I was reading earlier that theres a cream due out soon that will remove tattoos rather than lasering them..find it very hard to believe that it would work tbh but I hope that it will and that someone in my house will buy jars of it..:)

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I'm gonna take my duckface selfie now lol where's trigger happy?? He's gonna miss this lol

Pumpkinseeds

Colser wrote: »

Would that be safe to do Pumpkin? On another note I was reading earlier that theres a cream due out soon that will remove tattoos rather than lasering them..find it very hard to believe that it would work tbh but I hope that it will and that someone in my house will buy jars of it..:)

I've read that it's possible and I've seen some incredible artwork covering scar tissue. But you do have to be careful as it's more complicated with scars. I've lots of scar tissue under one of my armpits and the arm has a big chunk missing after surgery years ago. It makes me very self-concious and it's a bugger to get Spring/Summer tops with an arm long enough to cover it but short enough not to swelter in. I usually end up sweltering. I used to make a joke of it if someone saw it and stared I'd just say it was a shark bite but now I'm thinking it would be fun to cover it with a tattoo. I quite like the Cheshire Cat ones I've seen.

Rosie Rant

I can't turn pancakes very well, most of the ones I made were almost all folded over or mushed together. I did have a few successes but mostly I feel inept. I'm a great cook but I can't feckin flip a pancake. Or an omelette for that matter. A lot of the time my omelettes turn into fancy scrambled eggs. Still tasty though. And my pancakes tasted good so I'm fairly happy. I just need to find a flippy gadget.

McChubbin

My throat is so sore I can barely speak above a whisper.

eternal

Lexie looks amazing. I have lip and eyebrow envy. I've seen loads of tattoos over scarring and there should be no problem finding someone to accommodate this.

lolo62

Living with a cat who's Temptations addiction has turned her into a fiendish little psycho!

CrowdedHouse

There I was doing my good deed, cutting up stale bread into small pieces to throw out to the birds, I somehow managed to nick my thumb with a fairly blunt bread knife.

whiskeyman

CrowdedHouse wrote: »

There I was doing my good deed, cutting up stale bread into small pieces to throw out to the birds, I somehow managed to nick my thumb with a fairly blunt bread knife.

Careful you don't put out the blood tinted bread or you'll attract the flying sharks! :eek:

whiskeyman

Watching people make a big hullabaloo about lent and giving up chocolate, saying 'oh, it's great to do this as I'll feel and look great after' and then see them delve into crisps / coke / pastries like they're going out of fashion...

OldNotWIse

selous wrote: »

And like a real unwanted house guest, it comes back, everyone in work that had it 3 weeks ago, has it again, there's bloody tumbleweeds blowing around the place with the amount of missing people. Ive been lucky so far, had a mild dose of it before it mutated and got nasty, (just jinxed myself, haven't I)

Do you not have immunity to that strain once you've had it?

OldNotWIse

whiskeyman wrote: »

Watching people make a big hullabaloo about lent and giving up chocolate, saying 'oh, it's great to do this as I'll feel and look great after' and then see them delve into crisps / coke / pastries like they're going out of fashion...

Idiots. They'll all be out with muck on their foreheads later too and sanctimoniously eating fish for dinner. What is it about Irish people and their a la carte approach to religion? Do it or don't, nobody cares but these shenanigans in the middle where they do some of it but ignore the rest? Ah would you all just feck off already.

whiskeyman

OldNotWIse wrote: »

They'll all be out with muck on their foreheads later too

I have a filthy mind thinking that was some 50 shades reference...


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The Peanut

Posters who ask for help looking for something/information/advice who then never return to the thread despite many other people going to the bother of providing help or links.

Captain Chaos

The Peanut wrote: »

Posters who ask for help looking for something/information/advice who then never return to the thread despite many other people going to the bother of providing help or links.

Or the fact that alot of the time a quick google on their part would have found the answer quicker.

I find it funny how many posters use Boards as a slower version of google.

OldNotWIse

whiskeyman wrote: »

I have a filthy mind thinking that was some 50 shades reference...


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I would have thought the "fish for dinner" reference would be more suited to a filty reference....

MsBubbles

Morning Titties ! has normal grumpy service resumed ?

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Went to the train station this morning, three people in wheelchairs were wheeled out the door, and left right across the doorway. Of course then you have simpletons who stand behind them and block it moreso. God what did I ever do that I'm forced to share oxygen with this sort on a daily basis

whiskeyman

MsBubbles wrote: »

Morning Titties ! has normal grumpy service resumed ?

Morning Mrs B!
The Grumpy-o-meter is revving all the way up to 11 this morning!

MsBubbles

Morning WM ! love the link ! TA at myself bought a lovely takeaway coffee and managed to spill half of it all over the walls and floor in work. I hate being so clumsy