Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

humanji

Continued from previous thread: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057255123

Last thread reached the 10k post mark in about 4 and a half months. Let's try and beat this folks!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Sting!
Hard luck ONW

When you just typed out a long responce to previous TA thread, and when you hit send its closed FFS

:mad::mad:

OldNotWIse

Robbed I was.

F.ucking robbed.

eisenberg1

Ok, ONW, you can have this one.

OldNotWIse

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Ok, ONW, you can have this one.

A pity last word :P

Mr. CooL ICE

Slicing your thumb open while chopping onions on the same day you are playing an important gig, using an instrument where your thumb is kinda important.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I have the most awesome dressing gown ever. It's a sheep. http://tinypic.com/r/2cfrx8i/8

OH is working from home today and gave out to me for not getting dressed, and is saying my awesome sheep dressing gown makes me look like an imbicle.

Can't see the haters while I got my love glasses on though

Vel

Queing up in Woodies on Sunday and there were quite a few tills open with at least one person at each. The couple in front of me are dithering and questioning the price of everything, hovering over the shop assistant's shoulder so they can see what prices are coming up on the screen. Fook this I think, I'll be here all day and I may not be able to stop myself from physically hurting them with my trolley.

The guy beside looks like he is getting the job done quickly so I cockily move tills. And then the guy at the new till realises he has forgotten something and sprints off down the shop to retrieve it. In the meantime the couple at the original till have finished up and if I had stayed there I would be being served rather than seething and stewing away waiting for the moron to return. And not even a sorry out of him for delaying me. I made sure he heard my passive agressive 'Don't worry I have all day to wait around while you re-commence your shopping'
.

Pumpkinseeds

FB post popping up in my newsfeeds from people who've flown to London to go shopping in Penneys. What the actual fcuk would you do that for You lose 30 cent in every pound plus you have to pay for flights, all to go shopping in Penneys.:eek:

Kevin McCloud

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

Slicing your thumb open while chopping onions on the same day you are playing an important gig, using an instrument where your thumb is kinda important.

Could you not knock them out with your other hand?

cml387

That wasn't ice on my car this morning. It was superglue.

Schwiiing

Needing to take a dump immediately after getting out of the shower. :mad:

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I have the most awesome dressing gown ever. It's a sheep. http://tinypic.com/r/2cfrx8i/8

OH is working from home today and gave out to me for not getting dressed, and is saying my awesome sheep dressing gown makes me look like an imbicle.

Can't see the haters while I got my love glasses on though

I guess he loves ewe:D

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

He loves ewes haha, it's in his blood his mothers from Roscommon.

Ah no that's terrible I'm joking really!

OldNotWIse

Henry Street traders.

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Henry Street traders.

Would you mind checking to see if they have any Cheeky Charlies left@:D

Aglomerado

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Would you mind checking to see if they have any Cheeky Charlies left@:D

Plenty of Armani* perfume going there!

*may contain wee wee.

Graces7

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

Slicing your thumb open while chopping onions on the same day you are playing an important gig, using an instrument where your thumb is kinda important.

Ouch and onion juice stings...

efb

New threads not being automatically subbed! :-P

Graces7

Well usually after two craft fairs in two day, I would say people who grumble and play shock horror at the prices of my work, which is way below any other crafter etc etc etc.. I under cut everyone and use top quality yarn and am skilled.. But it only happened once all weekend and then the lady came back to chat and admire my work...lol....
Oh what really did annoy me was, in the hotel foyer I was in, a large Santa Doll that "sang" Jingle Bell rock every time anyone walked past.. clearly motion activated. I tried it and not a flicker from it so maybe I am dead. But all day long it was on and off..

What is really now annoying me is this """""""" cough that has tacked on to the cold I have had three weeks...invading chest now.

" It is SNOT the cough that carries you on it is the coffin they carry you off in.."

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

You should probably see a doctor before it gets in on your chest.

Graces7

LexieOnRale wrote: »

You should probably see a doctor before it gets in on your chest.

KInd thought but nah... I have antibiotics in store in case of that. Just a bad cold at present. No real infection and I am immuno suppressed so stay away from surgeries. Very very tired after a long weekend. Both fairs were a long drive away so I was out 12 hours each day.

roro1990

People on reddit always calling their bf/gf their "SO". Does my head in for some reason.

danrua01

Vel wrote: »

Queing up in Woodies on Sunday and there were quite a few tills open with at least one person at each. The couple in front of me are dithering and questioning the price of everything, hovering over the shop assistant's shoulder so they can see what prices are coming up on the screen. Fook this I think, I'll be here all day and I may not be able to stop myself from physically hurting them with my trolley.

The guy beside looks like he is getting the job done quickly so I cockily move tills. And then the guy at the new till realises he has forgotten something and sprints off down the shop to retrieve it. In the meantime the couple at the original till have finished up and if I had stayed there I would be being served rather than seething and stewing away waiting for the moron to return. And not even a sorry out of him for delaying me. I made sure he heard my passive agressive 'Don't worry I have all day to wait around while you re-commence your shopping'
.

never change lanes! the other ones only ever go quicker due to illusory correlation

recyclops

kid from the gaiety panto ad

YOUR VOICE IS IRRITATING

eisenberg1

recyclops wrote: »

kid from the gaiety panto ad

YOUR VOICE IS IRRITATING

"Oh no it's not":D

Pumpkinseeds

The dress I ordered arrived today and I hate it slightly less than I thought I would. TA bit is that not only will I have to wear it but it's much lighter material than I thought, which shows not just lumps and bumps but every line of underwear, so I will have to buy new shapewear to go under it.:mad:

jimgoose

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

The dress I ordered arrived today and I hate it slightly less than I thought I would. TA bit is that not only will I have to wear it but it's much lighter material than I thought, which shows not just lumps and bumps but every line of underwear, so I will have to buy new shapewear to go under it.:mad:

Or just go Commando.

Pumpkinseeds

jimgoose wrote: »

Or just go Commando.

This time of year is a bit on the nippy side for going commando Jim. Although on the plus side if I got drunk there'd be no chance of getting my dress stuck in my knickers.:D

nicki11

I always get sick from stress when the exams are about to start and its started again

Graces7

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

This time of year is a bit on the nippy side for going commando Jim. Although on the plus side if I got drunk there'd be no chance of getting my dress stuck in my knickers.:D

Kaftans are great...Hide a multitude of things you would rather not have seen and long and flowing makes a statement...;)Then they can be nightdresses

Graces7

nicki11 wrote: »

I always get sick from stress when the exams are about to start and its started again

So sorry.. I was the same
and I took my university finals on my 21st..nb no 18th in those far off days..;)

Boom_Bap

Give kids the decision on what they want to do for the afternoon.
INDDOOOOORRRR PLLLAAYGGROOOOUNNND was the response.
Cool says I.
March in, pay the €13, take the kids shoes off, get them their juice, sit down and check the wi-fi situation. Before I have opened up the settings on the phone, the youngest comes back and tells me she took a wee and that her jocks are wet (yes, my 3 year old calls her trousers jocks)
Gather children up and leave.
Easily the biggest waste of money.

conorhal

Vel wrote: »

The guy beside looks like he is getting the job done quickly so I cockily move tills. And then the guy at the new till realises he has forgotten something and sprints off down the shop to retrieve it. In the meantime the couple at the original till have finished up and if I had stayed there I would be being served rather than seething and stewing away waiting for the moron to return. And not even a sorry out of him for delaying me. I made sure he heard my passive agressive 'Don't worry I have all day to wait around while you re-commence your shopping'
.

That reminds me!

I hate, hate, hate it when you're shopping with sombody and they forget some stupid item while queuing for the till, so they shoot off leaving you in the awkward position of standing there to guard their place in line like some spare pr1k.

And to make matters worse, that's is when the line inevitably chooses to start moving again as you anxiously and inexorably move closer to the till, all the while concious of the fact that you have no wallet on you and will have face the merciless anger and frustration of the angry mob when you reach the top of the queue and are forced to shrug and appologetically explain that 'I'm just waiting for X to return from a game of hide and seek around the supermarket with a jar or pickles'.

SPARE ME!!!!!!

Boom_Bap

conorhal wrote: »

That reminds me!

I hate, hate, hate it when you're shopping with sombody and they forget some stupid item while queuing for the till, so they shoot off leaving you in the awkward position of standing there to guard their place in line like some spare pr1k.

And to make matters worse, that's is when the line inevitably chooses to start moving again as you anxiously and inexorably move closer to the till, all the while concious of the fact that you have no wallet on you and will have face the merciless anger and frustration of the angry mob when you reach the top of the queue and are forced to shrug and appologetically explain that 'I'm just waiting for X to return from a game of hide and seek around the supermarket with a jar or pickles'.

SPARE ME!!!!!!

In Dunnes at the weekend, a lady at the till ahead of me had vouchers that is she spent over €100 she would get €10 off her shopping. Her total came to €91. So she decides to go off and get something for €9. Grand thinks me, she'll probably just pick up he 12 pack of Andre really soft toilet triple quilted jacks roll that is on special offer display right behind us.
She walks straight past that amazing offer and disappears down the aisles, I thought she would have something in mind and would be going straight for it. Apparently not, I must have been waiting that about 5 minutes before she strolled back with some Dove soaps.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

What's the dress like pumpkin?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

People complaining of the cold when its is still comparatively warm. Lord help them when the true winter temperatures hit!

And the thread moving on to no. 44 without a mod messing with the numbering sequence.I was all prepared to be annoyed about it and now can't complain so I'm annoyed at not being able to be annoyed.
TA, as someone said last week, is certainly a gift than goes on giving.

Pumpkinseeds

LexieOnRale wrote: »

What's the dress like pumpkin?

It's hard to describe really, but here goes. It's a sleevless black figure hugging number with a top that will require a bra with a good bit of oomph;) and it flares out at mid calf. There are little black buttons under the bust. I hate my upper body, lots of scary scars, so I've got a long black cardigan to cover that.

OldNotWIse

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

People complaining of the cold when its is still comparatively warm. Lord help them when the true winter temperatures hit!

And the thread moving on to no. 44 without a mod messing with the numbering sequence.I was all prepared to be annoyed about it and now can't complain so I'm annoyed at not being able to be annoyed.
TA, as someone said last week, is certainly a gift than goes on giving.

I reckon they're waiting til we think it's ok and then they'll change it when we least expect it.

filbert the fox

roro1990 wrote: »

People on reddit always calling their bf/gf their "SO". Does my head in for some reason.

1. Hey, that reminds me - who decided that the answer to a question which for centuries started with "...well,....." and must now, for some reason be: ."so, .."

2. Tables that rock.
3. .....shop assistants who "just sold the last one this morning..."
4. people who ask "..what age would you say I am?"

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

It's hard to describe really, but here goes. It's a sleevless black figure hugging number with a top that will require a bra with a good bit of oomph;) and it flares out at mid calf. There are little black buttons under the bust. I hate my upper body, lots of scary scars, so I've got a long black cardigan to cover that.

Sounds fab! Did you find kitten heels after?

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Sounds fab! Did you find kitten heels after?

"Clothing and compliments" is down the hall, third door on the left:D

AnonoBoy

Credit Card security passwords. Forgot mine recently - got locked out, reset it and can't remember it - got locked out again.

Now I have to ring a number and talk to an actual person. F*ck's sake.

:mad:

jimgoose

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

This time of year is a bit on the nippy side for going commando Jim. Although on the plus side if I got drunk there'd be no chance of getting my dress stuck in my knickers.:D

'Tis surely, beoir. Clear-and-present danger of other guests hanging up coats on you. :pac:

Pumpkinseeds

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Sounds fab! Did you find kitten heels after?

Haven't found shoes yet, but I'm in Galway next week so I'll drag Mr Pumpkinseeds to every shop in the city looking for other things and I might find some there.:D

Jeez, I just realised that it's Christmas the week after next, where has the year gone?

Graces7

Jake1 wrote: »

When you just typed out a long responce to previous TA thread, and when you hit send its closed FFS

:mad::mad:

Been there done that and the advice is.. look before you leap!

Graces7

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Give kids the decision on what they want to do for the afternoon.
INDDOOOOORRRR PLLLAAYGGROOOOUNNND was the response.
Cool says I.
March in, pay the €13, take the kids shoes off, get them their juice, sit down and check the wi-fi situation. Before I have opened up the settings on the phone, the youngest comes back and tells me she took a wee and that her jocks are wet (yes, my 3 year old calls her trousers jocks)
Gather children up and leave.
Easily the biggest waste of money.

Do you not take spare pants? Maybe now you will!

PizzamanIRL

I hate when threads fill up quicker than you expect.

Graces7

That I have to leave my snug bed to go and take more hot rocks out of the range oven to get warm again.. The temp is dropping like a stone up here.... worse as I am very tired but a good sleep will help that.

Graces7

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Haven't found shoes yet, but I'm in Galway next week so I'll drag Mr Pumpkinseeds to every shop in the city looking for other things and I might find some there.:D

Jeez, I just realised that it's Christmas the week after next, where has the year gone?[/QUOTE]

Yes I suppose it is! Still one or maybe at most two craft events to go before then.