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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    On the train there's people standing while an aul one pretends to be asleep while keeping her bag next to her. What the **** is wrong with people?? It's the same generation that gives out about our generation. Get up ta ****.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    The Peanut wrote: »
    Posters who ask for help looking for something/information/advice who then never return to the thread despite many other people going to the bother of providing help or links.

    I find people who quote the op in the first 5 posts more annoying.

    Sure who else would you be replying to


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,532 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Morning Titties ! has normal grumpy service resumed ?


    It has indeed MsB, today is dirty forehead day, where people who wouldn't normally be seen inside a church get to feel better about themselves coming into work unwashed. I wash myself, I don't need a dirty forehead to prove I go to mass! :pac:

    The flagellation whips in the stationery cupboard? Don't know anything about 'em, sorry...


    <_<


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    ONJ Ah yes. I know the type well. Hypocritical sods. As for the whips you've gone all 50 Shades of Gray on me.
    Is your inner goddess hopping from foot to foot ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,532 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    ONJ Ah yes. I know the type well. Hypocritical sods. As for the whips you've gone all 50 Shades of Gray on me.
    Is your inner goddess hopping from foot to foot ?


    Snickering like Mutley here after reading that Ms B, more worrying that I actually get the reference after reading the FSOG trilogy :o I haven't been to see the film yet though from what I hear, there were indeed people slipping off their seats...

    The cringe factor was that bad! :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 249 ✭✭Frigating


    TA that I'm developing an old woman stomach at the ripe old age of 18

    TA at myself for abandoning my diet since Christmas

    TA that Pringles are so delicious


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    OJE I haven't read the trilogy after hearing that one line I thought I can't read that muck.
    I've heard from a couple of people the movie wasn't great. Jamie Doran does nothing for me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    The only thing I took from that movie was she was hairy as ****. To quote Samantha from sex and the city "Jesus honey! Wax much? I could be on death row and not have that situation". I know, different strokes for different folks and all that, but I was actually fantasising about what wax I would use on her. Even her legs were hairy. She hadn't even trimmed. Nothing.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Frigating wrote: »
    TA that Pringles are so delicious

    Once you pop......... (not a Fifty Shades refernce)

    I'm getting a little TA'd waiting on some news, been waiting the past few days, I thought it wouldnt bother me but it is.

    I'm also waiting for some pictures back from a photographer friend of mine. We got some family shots done and really interested to see how they came out. Not conventional family shots behind a cloudy blue background with cheesy smiles gathered around a vase.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    The only thing I took from that movie was she was hairy as ****. To quote Samantha from sex and the city "Jesus honey! Wax much? I could be on death row and not have that situation". I know, different strokes for different folks and all that, but I was actually fantasising about what wax I would use on her. Even her legs were hairy. She hadn't even trimmed. Nothing.

    The other side of that is people who take everything off.... It's just way too weird :( I mean, come on... Is a landing strip too much to ask for? :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Once you pop......... (not a Fifty Shades refernce)

    I'm getting a little TA'd waiting on some news, been waiting the past few days, I thought it wouldnt bother me but it is.

    I'm also waiting for some pictures back from a photographer friend of mine. We got some family shots done and really interested to see how they came out. Not conventional family shots behind a cloudy blue background with cheesy smiles gathered around a vase.


    Is it good news? :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,166 ✭✭✭Tasden


    The only thing I took from that movie was she was hairy as ****. To quote Samantha from sex and the city "Jesus honey! Wax much? I could be on death row and not have that situation". I know, different strokes for different folks and all that, but I was actually fantasising about what wax I would use on her. Even her legs were hairy. She hadn't even trimmed. Nothing.

    Was this her character or just the actress? Like is it part of the movie or just an observation?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    The other side of that is people who take everything off.... It's just way too weird :( I mean, come on... Is a landing strip too much to ask for? :pac:

    v important.
    Without a landing strip, the jumbo mightn't find the right runway!


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Is it good news? :P

    It has potential to be excellent news.
    But if it's negative news, it doesn't mean bad things.

    Jaysus I sound like The Riddler.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    I know it's been said before, but it's so infuriating it warrants a second mention. Anne Hathaways "performance" of I dreamed a dream in Les Mis. Just....what? Talk about a cóck up. Over the top rubbish really. You'd swear she was the first ever woman to suffer ill faith. I hate her :( She looks like Sinead O'Connor crossed with a grapefruit. Or a gargoyle on a come down. Bring back Ruthie :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I dunno ONW, I personally HATE body hair on me. I feel disgusting. I wax everything. Arms, legs, bikini, the back of my neck so I have a neat hairline. I thread my face, all those horrible blonde fluffy hairs that are on the sides of my face, upper lip. Two of my closest friends are beauty therapists so I get my waxing done for free and it doesn't get a chance to really grow back. I hate going getting intimate waxing and then them leaving a little bit. That's why I always have it done with Lycon. You use one wax to take all the hair that's visible and then another wax that takes blonde hair that is very short. No other wax will get such a perfect finish.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    It has potential to be excellent news.
    But if it's negative news, it doesn't mean bad things.

    Jaysus I sound like The Riddler.


    It might end up being half good news :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    The only thing I took from that movie was she was hairy as ****. To quote Samantha from sex and the city "Jesus honey! Wax much? I could be on death row and not have that situation". I know, different strokes for different folks and all that, but I was actually fantasising about what wax I would use on her. Even her legs were hairy. She hadn't even trimmed. Nothing.

    A bit of insulation for those cold winter nights alone I guess.:D

    I'm glad I'm not a woman or I'd have to be waxed every other day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    On the plus side, there's not even a blush of the afternoon yet and we've managed to bring the conversation around (down?) to lady bits already. A TTTAY record? :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    That's why I always have it done with Lycon. You use one wax to take all the hair that's visible and then another wax that takes blonde hair that is very short. No other wax will get such a perfect finish.

    I have an image of you being a female Barry Scott, going around with a waxing gun....

    zzzzaaaapppp!!!

    And the hair is GONE!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    Yeah, tis bad alright. Have just about manage to get rid of the morning glory and all:D

    The sex scene from Scary Movie just popped into my head now too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    TA - my hair is so short that when I have it tied up, it only reaches to the nape of my neck and my layers at the front keep falling into my face. Also, the luckiest Man in ireland looked about grey hair causes and it seems bad diet (check) deficiency in b12 (check) and thyroid problems (check) all trigger a lack of melatonin in hair follicles which causes the hair to go grey. I tell Ya, not one bit of processed food will pass my lips today and on Monday I am going to let the nurse give me my b12 injection. Then hopefully that'll be the end of that and I can prevent any more of that nonsense


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Lexie I need to visit you for a wax.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Ms B, I will wax you anytime!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Lexie I'm so freaking hairy it's awful :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Lexie I'm so freaking hairy it's awful :(


    Tell me about it. The time I dedicate trying to battle hirsuitsm is disgraceful


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Lexie TA My problem is my hair is so blonde that most waxers miss half of it :( I'm like a wookie on the sides of my face and now I'm getting to the age where I'm getting a lady tache


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    Lexie TA My problem is my hair is so blonde that most waxers miss half of it :( I'm like a wookie on the sides of my face and now I'm getting to the age where I'm getting a lady tache

    Growing old is becoming increasingly unappealing to me...

    ...but not half as unappealing as the alternative :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Thread the face, skin too delicate to wax. Lycon wax for the blonde hair.

    TA - this proposed new speed limit regulation. I am all for it. Reduce it down. People shouldn't need to be told not to speed through a residential area, but clearly they do. What's grinding my gears like nobodies business is parents claiming 100% of the blame lies with the motorist, that kids have every right to be unsupervised in a street, and to suggest the parents accept responsibility for kids is "victim blaming".


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Thread the face, skin too delicate to wax. Lycon wax for the blonde hair.

    TA - this proposed new speed limit regulation. I am all for it. Reduce it down. People shouldn't need to be told not to speed through a residential area, but clearly they do. What's grinding my gears like nobodies business is parents claiming 100% of the blame lies with the motorist, that kids have every right to be unsupervised in a street, and to suggest the parents accept responsibility for kids is "victim blaming".

    I'm in two minds about speed-ramps and pathologically low speed limits in residential areas. I think it encourages too much thinking about the speed limit and not enough proper observation of what's actually happening in a given place and time. Particularly in the case of speed-ramps they encourage a lot of speeding-up/slowing-down, finagling with gearshift, etc. But people love to Do Something, This is Something, therefore we must do This. :pac:

    Regarding who's to blame, I don't think it's much use bickering over who's at fault and to what degree. Children will run wild, you can't watch them all the time. I should say it is required of Tank Commanders to watch carefully what's happening and what's in front of you, and drive always in such a way that you can pull up in time.


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