Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Yeah, Dr E. I have an extra awesome gland where my shame gland should be. As you can imagine, it causes many problems. Advice?

Same as prescribed to Moses, go up a mountain and get two tablets:D

Your shame gland may need a second opinion.

MsBubbles

DR E are you a GP ?

eisenberg1

MsBubbles wrote: »

DR E are you a GP ?

Of course, sure already I can diagnose you have an eyesight problems and/or a hearing problem, cos I already answered that. This is why I dont tell anyone. Question after question, even when out with Mrs E, someone will come up to me "Ah, I know you are not on duty, but could you take a quick look at this, it;s been dripping all evening" or "Frank was at the doctor already, but could you give a second opinion?"..."Why of course, Frank is a gob****e, how about them apples? fifty quid please"

Next

jimgoose

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Of course, sure already I can diagnose you have an eyesight problems and/or a hearing problem, cos I already answered that. This is why I dont tell anyone. Question after question, even when out with Mrs E, someone will come up to me "Ah, I know you are not on duty, but could you take a quick look at this, it;s been dripping all evening" or "Frank was at the doctor already, but could you give a second opinion?"..."Why of course, Frank is a gob****e, how about them apples? fifty quid please"

Next

You're like a breath of fresh air, bah. "Dr. Fred Finagle up the road diagnosed me with a case of the Guatemalan Galloping Plumsack-Rot, but I'd really like a second opinion!" "Why sure! I'll give you a second, and a third. I think the afflicted plumsack should be removed quare lively, with a Vise-Grip. Also, you're a cunnox!" :pac:

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA plum sack!! "Touch me again and you'll be pulling your plumsack off your tonsils".

Colser

Mother of God!:eek:Desperately trying to remember if eisenberg said hes in Cork..Tf**king A

eisenberg1

Colser wrote: »

Mother of God!:eek:Desperately trying to remember if eisenberg said hes in Cork..Tf**king A

I am in oil and commodities;)

MsBubbles

jimgoose wrote: »

You're like a breath of fresh air, bah. "Dr. Fred Finagle up the road diagnosed me with a case of the Guatemalan Galloping Plumsack-Rot , but I'd really like a second opinion!" "Why sure! I'll give you a second, and a third. I think the afflicted plumsack should be removed quare lively, with a Vise-Grip. Also, you're a cunnox!" :pac:

Jim you are hilarious. Better that my big monkey aids mickey rot

jimgoose

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I am in oil and commodities;)

Mmm. Johnson's Baby-Oil and silicone, eh? :pac:

One eyed Jack

Colser wrote: »

Mother of God!:eek:Desperately trying to remember if eisenberg said hes in Cork..Tf**king A

Now all I can think is -

"Chesticle enhancement or gooter re-alignment..." :eek:

Bad enough Lexie has me thinking about "shave or dye" grey gooters


Think I need to book myself in for a lobotomy

jimgoose

One eyed Jack wrote: »

...Think I need to book myself in for a lobotomy

Step this way, sir. The rubber mallet is warming up as we speak, in fact I think those steaks should be tenderized by now. :cool:

eisenberg1

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Think I need to book myself in for a lobotomy

I can do them, no bother, I can call round:D

Mrs Flynn is back, she said the suppositories I gave her were useless, she may as well have shoved them up her arse.

Some people.

Colser

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Now all I can think is -

"Chesticle enhancement or gooter re-alignment..." :eek:

Bad enough Lexie has me thinking about "shave or dye" grey gooters


Think I need to book myself in for a lobotomy

No allignment needed here OeJ ...:D

MsBubbles

Dr E how much for a Hoo haa ectomy ?

Boom_Bap

I have an itchy foot. I know that if I take off my runner to scratch it, the itch will go away just as I get there.
Then as soon as I get my runner laced back up, mr. itch will return.

MsBubbles

BB TA by Mmm Bop going round in my head again after I read your posts

eisenberg1

MsBubbles wrote: »

Dr E how much for a Hoo haa ectomy ?

I dont do those, but I can refer you to my Harley Street colleague, the eminent Doctor Ivan Chopabolikov, he also does strapadictomies.

MsBubbles

Dr E Lol.

Colser

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I dont do those, but I can refer you to my Harley Street colleague, the eminent Doctor Ivan Chopabolikov, he also does strapadictomies.

His sister lives round here...Dr Ita Langer:pac:

Boom_Bap

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I dont do those, but I can refer you to my Harley Street colleague, the eminent Doctor Ivan Chopabolikov, he also does strapadictomies.

Does he wear this -> http://image4.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/products/17934741/views/1,width=378,height=378,appearanceId=1/I-m-Not-A-Gynecologist-But-I-ll-Take-A-Look-2-T-Shirts.jpg

eisenberg1

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Does he wear this -> http://image4.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/products/17934741/views/1,width=378,height=378,appearanceId=1/I-m-Not-A-Gynecologist-But-I-ll-Take-A-Look-2-T-Shirts.jpg

You know those blokes you meet in the pub, you mention an ailment and its all "Well, I am not a doctor, but.."

No ****!!, you are wearing paint splattered overalls, and you are in the pub on a Monday afternoon.:D

Colser

eisenberg1 wrote: »

You know those blokes you meet in the pub, you mention an ailment and its all "Well, I am not a doctor, but.."

No ****!!, you are wearing paint splattered overalls, and you are in the pub on a Monday afternoon.:D

Well Im not a gynaecologist but I will have a look...:eek: feck off boi

MsBubbles

eisenberg1 wrote: »

You know those blokes you meet in the pub, you mention an ailment and its all "Well, I am not a doctor, but.."

No ****!!, you are wearing paint splattered overalls, and you are in the pub on a Monday afternoon.:D

Feck off you Langer ! I wouldn't let you look at my TV

Boom_Bap

I normally go with 'Well I'm not a doctor, but I am a Bachelor of Science' :cool:

eisenberg1

MsBubbles wrote: »

Feck off you Langer ! I wouldn't let you look at my TV

Is it a 28inch Bush?:eek:

The younger wans wont have a clue about this.

MsBubbles

Nope a 21 inch Pye

Aglomerado

MsBubbles wrote: »

Nope a 21 Pye

Does it come with a hairial?

(this thread is sustaining me for laughs today!!)

MsBubbles

Aglomerado No it came with a dish

Pumpkinseeds

Sinn Fein and the whole Irish language bolloxology. So some of the local Nordies are using social networking to publicise that one of the Sinn Feinn MP's is refusing to speak anything but the Irish language to her European parliament colleagues during Irish week, not that I even knew that we had such a thing as Irish week. I do wish these idiots would fcuk off. She knew fricking well what her job description was before she took it on. I guarantee she isn't forgoing her wages that week. Pissing and moaning that they can't speak Irish everywhere. Pfff, these **** would have us all living in huts living on potatoes if they could.:mad:

eisenberg1

Aglomerado wrote: »

Does it come with a hairial?

(this thread is sustaining me for laughs today!!)

No, it has Rampant Rabbits ears:D