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zl1whqvjs75cdy · 05-02-2015 09:46AM

Dunno how anyone could buy a fridge with smeg plastered across the front of it (hehe). I'd never be able to eat anything out of it.

Michael D Not Higgins · 05-02-2015 09:50AM

donkeyoaty0099 wrote: »

Dunno how anyone could buy a fridge with smeg plastered across the front of it (hehe). I'd never be able to eat anything out of it.

You'd have to get those magnet letters and have HEAD spelled out underneath.

Un Croissant · 05-02-2015 11:22AM

Fishyfreak wrote: »

Person 1: Just got me dream job, buzzin
Person 2: Ah noway, wa job
Person 1: Security

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

fussyonion · 05-02-2015 11:30AM

Loughc wrote: »

I'm guessing the C stands for Conrad? :pac:

:pac: So much for blanking out his name hahaha.

fussyonion · 05-02-2015 11:31AM

This AGAIN:

"So happy!! Best news ever"
(19 likes)
"Delighted for you chick!"
"So happy for ya hun"
"Thanks guys, delighted I am!"
"Drinks on you!"
"Yes, Friday we are on the Moet!"
"What news is this?!!!!"
"Mail ya x"

WHY TELL US AND THEN NOT TELL US!?!!!!!

Grayson · 05-02-2015 11:35AM

Michael D Not Higgins wrote: »

You'd have to get those magnet letters and have HEAD spelled out underneath.

I don't see how anyone can own one and not do that

marcbrophy · 05-02-2015 11:40AM

hahaha

[link is SFW]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/4c/1d/a4/4c1da431dd10770746f39e7d5262bb7e.jpg

Today I learned, don't ever search for "smeghead" on google images without first putting on the safesearch filter!!! :eek:

Sittingpretty · 05-02-2015 12:25PM

fussyonion wrote: »

This AGAIN:

"So happy!! Best news ever"
(19 likes)
"Delighted for you chick!"
"So happy for ya hun"
"Thanks guys, delighted I am!"
"Drinks on you!"
"Yes, Friday we are on the Moet!"
"What news is this?!!!!"
"Mail ya x"

WHY TELL US AND THEN NOT TELL US!?!!!!!

These type of status updates are a waste of time.

If it's private, just mail people to begin with.

It's a classic attention seeking exercise.

Rubberlegs · 05-02-2015 01:40PM

A Facebook friend of mine, every morning without fail, gives a weather update from where she is, followed by a fascinating insight into what she is doing today. Signs off with "stay safe wherever you are" or something similarly sappy. Ugghhhh

yerwanthere123 · 10-02-2015 01:05AM

Any takers?

Getting a flat. got my Eyes on a dacent 2 bedroom. Get onto me anyone who wants to go halfs! It's 2 bedroom as I said. I could afford it on my own but living with someone be better.(uglys and fatties need not apply)

Un Croissant · 10-02-2015 02:05AM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Any takers?

Tripped up at the last hurdle.

Renegade Mechanic · 10-02-2015 02:07AM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Any takers?

Im considered uglier than a necrotic arse cheek so I'll pass

Un Croissant · 10-02-2015 11:22AM

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Im considered uglier than a necrotic arse cheek so I'll pass

Poor Reggie

fussyonion · 11-02-2015 03:25PM

"Me little koko got sent hme from school cos she was sick bleeding ticks those teachers as if i have nutin better to do than run around after a youngone all day i was meant to be getting my hair done and meet carl for a cheeky pint an now its going to be viks vaproub and snotty tissues all day fml!!!!!!""

Ihatecuddles · 11-02-2015 05:21PM

fussyonion wrote: »

"Me little koko got sent hme from school cos she was sick bleeding ticks those teachers as if i have nutin better to do than run around after a youngone all day i was meant to be getting my hair done and meet carl for a cheeky pint an now its going to be viks vaproub and snotty tissues all day fml!!!!!!""

No way. I can't believe someone would actually say that, I don't want to anyway

RainyDay · 11-02-2015 06:14PM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

No way. I can't believe someone would actually say that, I don't want to anyway

Having got sucked into 'On Benefits and Proud' on TV3 last night, I can believe. Just watch 2 minutes, to see the smug mum telling her to 'face reality'. Btw, reality is 'no point in working as you're barely any better off'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LerbK2ftcfE&feature=youtu.be&t=32m15s

rawn · 11-02-2015 06:38PM

RainyDay wrote: »

Having got sucked into 'On Benefits and Proud' on TV3 last night, I can believe. Just watch 2 minutes, to see the smug mum telling her to 'face reality'. Btw, reality is 'no point in working as you're barely any better off'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LerbK2ftcfE&feature=youtu.be&t=32m15s

Usually when you're told to "face reality" it's to get you OFF benefits, not tell you to stay on them! Unreal!

cynicalcough · 12-02-2015 10:27AM

Omfg my child nuts I told her to ring canton for spice box and a big curry sauce and the woman start shouting at her she said **** off I'll dig your head in Chinese dope i walked in and fell around cause having argument with her hate her cursing but she hung up on her now ive no curry I'll be bared out off every curry shop letting it rip at the Chinese girl very funny

Saralee4 · 12-02-2015 12:06PM

The 'my child is sick' ones freak me out. It's like some facebook version of munchausems by proxy!

bennyineire · 12-02-2015 12:13PM

I have one "friend" actually scratch that more than one who put up these type of status
"I'm ragging" or "I'm fit to kill someone" and the like,
I don't funkin care if something bothered you in the supermarket you moron

Paddy Cow · 12-02-2015 06:58PM

fussyonion wrote: »

"Me little koko got sent hme from school cos she was sick bleeding ticks those teachers as if i have nutin better to do than run around after a youngone all day i was meant to be getting my hair done and meet carl for a cheeky pint an now its going to be viks vaproub and snotty tissues all day fml!!!!!!""

That reads like it was taken from the "Hope ur ok hun" page. I really hope it is.

Ihatecuddles · 16-02-2015 10:04PM

'tank god ***** only of friday. Dont kno how de rest of ye will cope with yours of for de hole week. Hahaha enjoy de midterm girls'

I have never understood this, so many people wishing the midterm away, and these aren't working women who are put out with needing a childminder etc. These are stay at home mothers, who are just too lazy to amuse their kids. really annoys me!!

seventeen sheep · 16-02-2015 10:12PM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

'tank god ***** only of friday. Dont kno how de rest of ye will cope with yours of for de hole week. Hahaha enjoy de midterm girls'

I have never understood this, so many people wishing the midterm away, and these aren't working women who are put out with needing a childminder etc. These are stay at home mothers, who are just too lazy to amuse their kids. really annoys me!!

I really struggle with this.

I am a working mother, and happy with that. Being home full-time wouldn't be ideal for either myself or my son. I am happy with my career, and he is happy in creche.

But I naturally really enjoy the time I get with him, and want as much time with him as possible.

The idea of non-working mothers gloating about spending as little time as possible with their children ... christ!

17larsson · 16-02-2015 10:17PM

A picture showing his college exam results. "Very happy with results. Better than expected".
Nobody gives a sh*t.
The only other person apart from yourself that cares about your Christmas exam results is your mother. They weren't even that good you self absorbed prick

BaZmO* · 16-02-2015 10:25PM

17larsson wrote: »

A picture showing his college exam results. "Very happy with results. Better than expected".
Nobody gives a sh*t.
The only other person apart from yourself that cares about your Christmas exam results is your mother. They weren't even that good you self absorbed prick

Harsh

Un Croissant · 16-02-2015 11:36PM

Please don't Ignore
Your Ameen Is So Powerful!
May Allah Help Him
Please Say Ameen!
& Share.

With a picture of a child hooked up to machines in a hospital. The same woman who likes these likes all those "comment yes if Jesus loves you" ****e.

MonkstownHoop · 17-02-2015 01:52AM

yeah think yea know someone but ye dont .do yeah really know them. yeah cant trust anybody can ye these days.......moral off the story do u know them and can u trust them......‪#‎dont‬ trust anyone as the old sayin goes

ratmouse · 17-02-2015 02:08AM

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

yeah think yea know someone but ye dont .do yeah really know them. yeah cant trust anybody can ye these days.......moral off the story do u know them and can u trust them......‪#‎dont‬ trust anyone as the old sayin goes

Amused by the fact that they spell the word 'you' in four different ways in just one post!!

TheChevron · 17-02-2015 11:16AM

"One dream love to have to go back to 2007 its was the best year of my life every "

http://u85i.imgup.net/IMG-142416013a.jpg

coolhull · 17-02-2015 03:29PM

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

yeah think yea know someone but ye dont .do yeah really know them. yeah cant trust anybody can ye these days.......moral off the story do u know them and can u trust them......‪#‎dont‬ trust anyone as the old sayin goes

Yeah.

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