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Jaafa

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

She said and I quote:
"Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

She was promptly removed from my friends list.

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Michael D Not Higgins

donkeyoaty0099 wrote: »

Dunno how anyone could buy a fridge with smeg plastered across the front of it (hehe). I'd never be able to eat anything out of it.

You'd have to get those magnet letters and have HEAD spelled out underneath.

Un Croissant

Fishyfreak wrote: »

Person 1: Just got me dream job, buzzin
Person 2: Ah noway, wa job
Person 1: Security

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

fussyonion

Loughc wrote: »

I'm guessing the C stands for Conrad? :pac:

:pac: So much for blanking out his name hahaha.

fussyonion

This AGAIN:

"So happy!! Best news ever"
(19 likes)
"Delighted for you chick!"
"So happy for ya hun"
"Thanks guys, delighted I am!"
"Drinks on you!"
"Yes, Friday we are on the Moet!"
"What news is this?!!!!"
"Mail ya x"

WHY TELL US AND THEN NOT TELL US!?!!!!!

Grayson

Michael D Not Higgins wrote: »

You'd have to get those magnet letters and have HEAD spelled out underneath.

I don't see how anyone can own one and not do that

marcbrophy

hahaha

[link is SFW]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/4c/1d/a4/4c1da431dd10770746f39e7d5262bb7e.jpg

Today I learned, don't ever search for "smeghead" on google images without first putting on the safesearch filter!!! :eek:

Sittingpretty

fussyonion wrote: »

This AGAIN:

"So happy!! Best news ever"
(19 likes)
"Delighted for you chick!"
"So happy for ya hun"
"Thanks guys, delighted I am!"
"Drinks on you!"
"Yes, Friday we are on the Moet!"
"What news is this?!!!!"
"Mail ya x"

WHY TELL US AND THEN NOT TELL US!?!!!!!

These type of status updates are a waste of time.

If it's private, just mail people to begin with.

It's a classic attention seeking exercise.

Rubberlegs

A Facebook friend of mine, every morning without fail, gives a weather update from where she is, followed by a fascinating insight into what she is doing today. Signs off with "stay safe wherever you are" or something similarly sappy. Ugghhhh

yerwanthere123

Any takers?

Getting a flat. got my Eyes on a dacent 2 bedroom. Get onto me anyone who wants to go halfs! It's 2 bedroom as I said. I could afford it on my own but living with someone be better.(uglys and fatties need not apply)

Un Croissant

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Any takers?

Tripped up at the last hurdle.

Renegade Mechanic

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Any takers?

Im considered uglier than a necrotic arse cheek so I'll pass

Un Croissant

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

Im considered uglier than a necrotic arse cheek so I'll pass

Poor Reggie :'(

fussyonion

"Me little koko got sent hme from school cos she was sick bleeding ticks those teachers as if i have nutin better to do than run around after a youngone all day i was meant to be getting my hair done and meet carl for a cheeky pint an now its going to be viks vaproub and snotty tissues all day fml!!!!!!""

Ihatecuddles

fussyonion wrote: »

"Me little koko got sent hme from school cos she was sick bleeding ticks those teachers as if i have nutin better to do than run around after a youngone all day i was meant to be getting my hair done and meet carl for a cheeky pint an now its going to be viks vaproub and snotty tissues all day fml!!!!!!""

No way. I can't believe someone would actually say that, I don't want to anyway

RainyDay

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

No way. I can't believe someone would actually say that, I don't want to anyway

Having got sucked into 'On Benefits and Proud' on TV3 last night, I can believe. Just watch 2 minutes, to see the smug mum telling her to 'face reality'. Btw, reality is 'no point in working as you're barely any better off'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LerbK2ftcfE&feature=youtu.be&t=32m15s

rawn

RainyDay wrote: »

Having got sucked into 'On Benefits and Proud' on TV3 last night, I can believe. Just watch 2 minutes, to see the smug mum telling her to 'face reality'. Btw, reality is 'no point in working as you're barely any better off'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LerbK2ftcfE&feature=youtu.be&t=32m15s

Usually when you're told to "face reality" it's to get you OFF benefits, not tell you to stay on them! Unreal!

cynicalcough

Omfg my child nuts I told her to ring canton for spice box and a big curry sauce and the woman start shouting at her she said **** off I'll dig your head in Chinese dope i walked in and fell around cause having argument with her hate her cursing but she hung up on her now ive no curry I'll be bared out off every curry shop letting it rip at the Chinese girl very funny

Saralee4

The 'my child is sick' ones freak me out. It's like some facebook version of munchausems by proxy!

bennyineire

I have one "friend" actually scratch that more than one who put up these type of status
"I'm ragging" or "I'm fit to kill someone" and the like,
I don't funkin care if something bothered you in the supermarket you moron

Paddy Cow

fussyonion wrote: »

"Me little koko got sent hme from school cos she was sick bleeding ticks those teachers as if i have nutin better to do than run around after a youngone all day i was meant to be getting my hair done and meet carl for a cheeky pint an now its going to be viks vaproub and snotty tissues all day fml!!!!!!""

That reads like it was taken from the "Hope ur ok hun" page. I really hope it is.

Ihatecuddles

'tank god ***** only of friday. Dont kno how de rest of ye will cope with yours of for de hole week. Hahaha enjoy de midterm girls'

I have never understood this, so many people wishing the midterm away, and these aren't working women who are put out with needing a childminder etc. These are stay at home mothers, who are just too lazy to amuse their kids. really annoys me!!

seventeen sheep

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

'tank god ***** only of friday. Dont kno how de rest of ye will cope with yours of for de hole week. Hahaha enjoy de midterm girls'

I have never understood this, so many people wishing the midterm away, and these aren't working women who are put out with needing a childminder etc. These are stay at home mothers, who are just too lazy to amuse their kids. really annoys me!!

I really struggle with this.

I am a working mother, and happy with that. Being home full-time wouldn't be ideal for either myself or my son. I am happy with my career, and he is happy in creche.

But I naturally really enjoy the time I get with him, and want as much time with him as possible.

The idea of non-working mothers gloating about spending as little time as possible with their children ... christ!

17larsson

A picture showing his college exam results. "Very happy with results. Better than expected".
Nobody gives a sh*t.
The only other person apart from yourself that cares about your Christmas exam results is your mother. They weren't even that good you self absorbed prick

BaZmO*

17larsson wrote: »

A picture showing his college exam results. "Very happy with results. Better than expected".
Nobody gives a sh*t.
The only other person apart from yourself that cares about your Christmas exam results is your mother. They weren't even that good you self absorbed prick

Harsh

Un Croissant

Please don't Ignore
Your Ameen Is So Powerful!
May Allah Help Him
Please Say Ameen!
& Share.

With a picture of a child hooked up to machines in a hospital. The same woman who likes these likes all those "comment yes if Jesus loves you" ****e.

MonkstownHoop

yeah think yea know someone but ye dont .do yeah really know them. yeah cant trust anybody can ye these days.......moral off the story do u know them and can u trust them......‪#‎dont‬ trust anyone as the old sayin goes

ratmouse

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

yeah think yea know someone but ye dont .do yeah really know them. yeah cant trust anybody can ye these days.......moral off the story do u know them and can u trust them......‪#‎dont‬ trust anyone as the old sayin goes

Amused by the fact that they spell the word 'you' in four different ways in just one post!!

TheChevron

"One dream love to have to go back to 2007 its was the best year of my life every "

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coolhull

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

yeah think yea know someone but ye dont .do yeah really know them. yeah cant trust anybody can ye these days.......moral off the story do u know them and can u trust them......‪#‎dont‬ trust anyone as the old sayin goes

Yeah.

NormalBob Ubiquitypants

OSU Internal Medical make Lower Lights Christian Health Center look like a third world country. I had a simple check up in July. They did some blood work and MY DOCTOR call me at 7:00 am the next morning and ask if I would go to the ER. Since that day I have had Kidney Stones removed, stint removed, major bone loss that caused all my teeth to be removed and just last week my thyroid was removed and the bleeding tube was removed this morning. After each and every appointment MY DOCTOR would call the following day with the results of test or what the next step would be. Not the nurse not the janitor but THE Doctor. Just today two Doctors call me this morning to see how I was doing even though my appointment is next month. My Mother is in the hospital again today because her Doctors office had yet to make a single phone call to get her the portable oxygen tank she needs to work the soup kitchen. I refuse to let [MOTHER] go back to LOWER HEALTH CARE and after her first visit to OSU HER DOCTOR called her the next morning called in some scripts