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PopePalpatine

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

"Just been ripped off. On facebook yesterday, and got a message with the tesco logo on it. Giving away 500 vouchers for €500. Entered the site still with the tesco logo and had to answer a simple question and give phone number. Like a fool or just a normal trusting person I gave them my phone number and within 30 seconds €15 was taken off my vodafone account. So furious"

One reply was "hi **** did you contact Tesco?"

I remember getting scammed about 5 years ago by clicking a Bebo link which forced me to put in my number to read an article. It was a painful lesson.

BaZmO*

PopePalpatine wrote: »

I remember getting scammed about 5 years ago by clicking a Bebo link which forced me to put in my number to read an article. It was a painful lesson.

I think it's called a stupidity tax.

893bet

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

"Just been ripped off. On facebook yesterday, and got a message with the tesco logo on it. Giving away 500 vouchers for €500. Entered the site still with the tesco logo and had to answer a simple question and give phone number. Like a fool or just a normal trusting person I gave them my phone number and within 30 seconds €15 was taken off my vodafone account. So furious"

One reply was "hi **** did you contact Tesco?"

Does this mean of there is someone you don't like you can just enter their number?

Doesn't make sense that you can reg someone else for a service and have them charged direct.

rawn

893bet wrote: »

Does this mean of there is someone you don't like you can just enter their number?

Doesn't make sense that you can reg someone else for a service and have them charged direct.

I always enter a fake number close to my own fire online stuff that I'm not sure of. Ooops...


Though to be fair I'd never fall for anything that obvious. ..

Un Croissant

What date is mothers day?

The Google/Google/Google.

bjork

Un Croissant wrote: »

What date is mothers day?

The Google/Google/Google.

But then how would everyone know that they love their mother?

kerash

Very graphic photo of a dead baby (supposedly aborted) on my facebook feed, I reported the post and pm'd the person who shared it (friend of friend)
I said the following;
"Hey, I don't like this post. Please remove it. Please don't share these links on public pages without warning."

The reply I got

"facebook is for everyone,the way you are going on you would think it was me that murdered that child,i hope you sent the same message to everyone else,i would not have seen it only it was sent to me,now grow up and see what abortion really is,MURDER



from the looks of your photo (looks like your having a joint) i dont think anything would bother you abortion,murder etc"


This was my profile pic http://goo.gl/6Lg28z

wallywhittle

"Lort acc hates wexford now ya wud b sick of bein in d same place 24/7 if i had d money in de mornin i wud go srtraight t d land down under australia only place i wants t go now ha."

El Weirdo

wallywhittle wrote: »

"Lort acc hates wexford now ya wud b sick of bein in d same place 24/7 if i had d money in de mornin i wud go srtraight t d land down under australia only place i wants t go now ha."

Hope he doesn't plan on staying too long. I believe there's a requirement to have a reasonable grasp on the English language in order to qualify for a visa.

johnny osbourne

Un Croissant wrote: »

What date is mothers day?

The Google/Google/Google.

*waiting for the answer*

Mars Bar

We are on a bus!

Thanks for that. What an exciting life you lead.

10 minutes later

We are on the wrong bus :-(

Hah!

893bet

kerash wrote: »

Very graphic photo of a dead baby (supposedly aborted) on my facebook feed, I reported the post and pm'd the person who shared it (friend of friend)
I said the following;
"Hey, I don't like this post. Please remove it. Please don't share these links on public pages without warning."

The reply I got

"facebook is for everyone,the way you are going on you would think it was me that murdered that child,i hope you sent the same message to everyone else,i would not have seen it only it was sent to me,now grow up and see what abortion really is,MURDER



from the looks of your photo (looks like your having a joint) i dont think anything would bother you abortion,murder etc"


This was my profile pic http://goo.gl/6Lg28z

So you contacted a friend of a friend and asked them to remove it.

That's nearly as retarded as the post itself.

sashafierce

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MonkstownHoop

sashafierce wrote: »

I seen a photo of a women getting rode by a dog recently, reported it and got a message a few days later saying it did not go against Facebook policy.... WTF!!

I've reported some sick stuff over the years, pictures and out and out racism, every single time facebook have replied with that

eternal

sashafierce wrote: »

I seen a photo of a women getting rode by a dog recently, reported it and got a message a few days later saying it did not go against Facebook policy.... WTF!!

I saw that one too ages ago but I didn't click on it. It has to be the same footage.

fussyonion

"Woop callum did his first proper poo today! What a wopper too big greeny black good jaysus i'd show u a picture im that proud but its probably tmi right?"

Clankatron

fussyonion wrote: »

"Woop callum did his first proper poo today! What a wopper too big greeny black good jaysus i'd show u a picture im that proud but its probably tmi right?"

....probably.

IvyTheTerrible

sashafierce wrote: »

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MonkstownHoop wrote: »

I've reported some sick stuff over the years, pictures and out and out racism, every single time facebook have replied with that

Ah, but if you post a picture of a woman breastfeeding a baby, THAT they'll remove. :rolleyes:

wallywhittle

im not one for a rant but after being out at many student nights in my time but one thing that never seems to change is a bunch of farmers gathering around in a big huddle jumping up and down like spatics bumping and sweating all over place really vexes me if there going to be that exicted over a cow calfing go rip it out of it in a cattle mart.

implausible

wallywhittle wrote: »

im not one for a rant but after being out at many student nights in my time but one thing that never seems to change is a bunch of farmers gathering around in a big huddle jumping up and down like spatics bumping and sweating all over place really vexes me if there going to be that exicted over a cow calfing go rip it out of it in a cattle mart.

??

MonkeyTennis

not a clue

implausible

wallywhittle wrote: »

im not one for a rant but after being out at many student nights in my time but one thing that never seems to change is a bunch of farmers gathering around in a big huddle jumping up and down like spatics bumping and sweating all over place really vexes me if there going to be that exicted over a cow calfing go rip it out of it in a cattle mart.

Was there was a cow calving in the middle of a night out? And the poster is suggesting that the farmers ignore it and go to a cattle mart instead?

This one is really intriguing me!

Miall108

Dirty shower of nackers throwing water ballons at me car tonight .... Bunch of spatic fools ill box da head of ye nxt tym !!!! Yup Yup 7up

coolhull

Miall108 wrote: »

Dirty shower of nackers throwing water ballons at me car tonight .... Bunch of spatic fools ill box da head of ye nxt tym !!!! Yup Yup 7up

Is that you, Joan?

MonkstownHoop

I oppose the water charges myself but if I see another 'Dave notpayingthewatercharges Murphy' I might support it

Generic Dreadhead

What horses**t, sorry for bad resolution, couldn't find the "original" version of this scientific find.

http://i.imgur.com/Eyn6AA2.jpg?1

shruikan2553

Cormac... wrote: »

What horses**t, sorry for bad resolution, couldn't find the "original" version of this scientific find.

http://i.imgur.com/Eyn6AA2.jpg?1

Scientology are getting involved :pac:

PandaPoo

Girl posts picture of ultrasound scan. Says she's 12 weeks pregnant.
"together 4 months with the love of me life"

Her boyfriend 'ah are little pride n joy. Love you both so much'
Her 'we love you twice as much babe'
Him 'not possible, best 4 months of me life. Love you 2 way more xxxx'

Edit, there's more.
Her 'so small xxxx'
Him ' i know so cute babe xxxxx'

El Weirdo

PandaPoo wrote: »

Girl posts picture of ultrasound scan. Says she's 12 weeks pregnant.
"together 4 months with the love of me life"

Her boyfriend 'ah are little pride n joy. Love you both so much'
Her 'we love you twice as much babe'
Him 'not possible, best 4 months of me life. Love you 2 way more xxxx'

Edit, there's more.
Her 'so small xxxx'
Him ' i know so cute babe xxxxx'

If that isn't enough to turn a Youth Defence supporter pro-choice, I don't know what is.

Lisha

PandaPoo wrote: »

Girl posts picture of ultrasound scan. Says she's 12 weeks pregnant.
"together 4 months with the love of me life"

Her boyfriend 'ah are little pride n joy. Love you both so much'
Her 'we love you twice as much babe'
Him 'not possible, best 4 months of me life. Love you 2 way more xxxx'

Edit, there's more.
Her 'so small xxxx'
Him ' i know so cute babe xxxxx'

4months....