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"We are overwhelmed to announce little Chloe was welcome into the world today. We won't be putting up any pics of her so anyone that wants any just pm us and we will send you one. She is too precious"

That was two days ago. Just checked facebook there and there's now 86 photos of her updated to an album called "our little angel"

Lol.

brandnewaward

sligojoek wrote: »

OP: e****s been in hospital the last few days . its looks like shes going to have the baby 5 weeks early .its a little girl and there isn't many girls in our family . so ive gone on a mad one and smashed my cards .and everything ive got is pink .pink pink and a different shade of pink . ive got her little customised bootys with damontees . shes kitted out now till shes 3 months . I feel now like ive got an addiction for buying little girls clothes . im so excited ..

A: thats lovely **** , it looks like one little princess is going to get spoilt.
B: good for you****, going to be nanny's little girl , best wishes to you all hun xxxxxxx��
C: Oh how lovely is this going to be your grandaughter x
OP: yes i have 2 grandaughters . no sisters or daughters . and it untold boys in the family ..
Congratulations hun..xx
OP: ive got 2 other lovely grandaughters and i can have a giggle with them c****s only 18 months younger than my b**** . im glad she hasnt made me a grt granmother yet ..lol xx
E: rilliant news,hope all goes well,lots of cuddles and kisses xxxxx

damontees , bahahahaha

skittles8710

Sittingpretty wrote: »

I despair.

Facebook reached a whole new low for me yesterday.

Fb friend lost a baby about half way through pregnancy 12 years ago, photos of the child's headstone and sitting on the grave etc.

Having miscarried myself I have every sympathy for such a loss but Jesus that just doesn't belong on Facebook. I can't bring myself to click "like" on such posts

That's horrendous..should be kept private. Some people genuinely don't know how to let a moment pass without capturing it on their phone these days.

dirkmeister

How the hell does this work, the auschwitz memorial of 70 years has one documentry on BBC2 not even BBC1 and nothing on any other channel, a major part of history and one of the most shocking acts ever recorded. Yet a celebrity dies or they shock the world after a compromised photoshoot guarantees most channels 1 to 5 will almost certainly have coverage. Fecked up and disrespectful so it is!!!



3 weeks earlier....

My day just got better celeb big bro starts tonight woohoo

Robsweezie

girl finds out someones been bitching about her tacky hair extensions

facebook 30 minutes later......


http://www.floatinglightsphoto.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/If-people-are-trying-to-bring-you-down(pp_w504_h563).jpg

kunst nugget

Robsweezie wrote: »

girl finds out someones been bitching about her tacky hair extensions

facebook 30 minutes later......


http://www.floatinglightsphoto.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/If-people-are-trying-to-bring-you-down(pp_w504_h563).jpg

I usually find that if someone is trying to drag me down, it's because their foot is caught in me hair extensions.

kunst nugget

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

"To The scumbag Who kikd the mirrors off my friends Car down by the Tech,going back on the Cameras in the mornlng and the gaurds are involved,not to mention What either one of us Will do to you when we find out Who u are, in the mornlng wel no. Thought u wer Being clever . Wont look so clever when when your nose gets broke. U Scumbag"

http://thejerseymonk.squarespace.com/storage/keyboard-warrior.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1392910978747

Pawwed Rig

skittles8710 wrote: »

That's horrendous..should be kept private. Some people genuinely don't know how to let a moment pass without capturing it on their phone these days.

I have seen photos of a dead baby as it lies in it's coffin on facebook. Not much surprises me anymore.

Custardpi

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

I have seen photos of a dead baby as it lies in it's coffin on facebook. Not much surprises me anymore.

Wow! Please tell me nobody "liked" it.:mad:

Sittingpretty

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

I have seen photos of a dead baby as it lies in it's coffin on facebook. Not much surprises me anymore.

Oh my God

Pawwed Rig

Custardpi wrote: »

Wow! Please tell me nobody "liked" it.:mad:

I would rather not check

RainyDay

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

I have seen photos of a dead baby as it lies in it's coffin on facebook. Not much surprises me anymore.

skittles8710 wrote: »

That's horrendous..should be kept private. Some people genuinely don't know how to let a moment pass without capturing it on their phone these days.

Sittingpretty wrote: »

I despair.

Facebook reached a whole new low for me yesterday.

Fb friend lost a baby about half way through pregnancy 12 years ago, photos of the child's headstone and sitting on the grave etc.

Having miscarried myself I have every sympathy for such a loss but Jesus that just doesn't belong on Facebook. I can't bring myself to click "like" on such posts

I wouldn't share stuff like this either, but in fairness, if it helps somebody to get through a very, very difficult time, let them share away. If you don't like their stuff, hide their updates or defriend, it's not that difficult.

Sittingpretty

RainyDay wrote: »

I wouldn't share stuff like this either, but in fairness, if it helps somebody to get through a very, very difficult time, let them share away. If you don't like their stuff, hide their updates or defriend, it's not that difficult.

If only I'd been able to see in to the future and anticipated that post from the unexpected source. Now why didn't I just think of that

bjork

‘In court Wednesday for asbo ffs anty soshal behavuare.’

kunst nugget

Sittingpretty wrote: »

If only I'd been able to see in to the future and anticipated that post from the unexpected source. Now why didn't I just think of that

I think we've been down this road before on this thread…

The way I'd look at it is, I wouldn't dream of doing it in a million years but if a woman or couple want to share with people a picture of the baby they lost, I reckon I'll give them a free pass on it…

ivytwine

bjork wrote: »

‘In court Wednesday for asbo ffs anty soshal behavuare.’

They should get an asbo for spelling alone!

Yeah_Right

dirkmeister wrote: »

How the hell does this work, the auschwitz memorial of 70 years has one documentry on BBC2 not even BBC1 and nothing on any other channel, a major part of history and one of the most shocking acts ever recorded. Yet a celebrity dies or they shock the world after a compromised photoshoot guarantees most channels 1 to 5 will almost certainly have coverage. Fecked up and disrespectful so it is!!!



3 weeks earlier....

My day just got better celeb big bro starts tonight woohoo

In fairness, thats pretty good progress in 3 weeks. Someone posting that they are excited about celebrity big bro and I would assume they are too much of a f**ktard do even know the Holocaust happened.
They appear to be on their way to being a useful member of the human race.

coolhull

bjork wrote: »

‘In court Wednesday for asbo ffs anty soshal behavuare.’

Maybe 'Anty Sochal" will go bail for him. . .

Ted_YNWA

Or maybe it was Auntie Sorcha.

You really realise you are getting old when you struggle to understand text speak.

Taylor365

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Or maybe it was Auntie Sorcha.

You really realise you are getting old when you struggle to understand text speak.

Auntie Sorcha Bouvier to be precise!

yerwanthere123

Talk about gratitude:

Guess my luck ) so I got to shop and after walking all the way up I realised I lost 50 cent so I was short for eggs so I was just gona go home.next thing this oldone comes up to me and says excuse me would you help me lift my shopping I've a a bad neck! So I said grand! And I took up all her bags And brought them out to the car! Then I went Back in and brought out threestacks of brickettes for her. I just said that's the lot! And I was walking away after saying bye she called me backand put 20euro into my hand! ) delighted!!!got me eggs afterall! thanks ugly old lady

ShazGV

That was actually quite a nice story!


...up until the last sentence. Damn it.

SillyMangoX

skittles8710 wrote: »

That's horrendous..should be kept private. Some people genuinely don't know how to let a moment pass without capturing it on their phone these days.

A distant relative of mine went a step further and put up a picture of the miscarried baby. Those imagines will haunt me for life, things dont usually effect me that much but I felt physically sick.

brandnewaward

bjork wrote: »

‘In court Wednesday for asbo ffs anty soshal behavuare.’

how the flip did he spell first half of the sentence perfectly and make a complete mess of the second part.? Surely if you remember to capitalize the W in Wednesday , you can spell anti?

rizzodun

brandnewaward wrote: »

how the flip did he spell first half of the sentence perfectly and make a complete mess of the second part.? Surely if you remember to capitalize the W in Wednesday , you can spell anti?

Their phone probably capitalised the W in Wednesday, just like google chrome added a z to your spelling of 'capitalise' :P

RainyDay

Sittingpretty wrote: »

If only I'd been able to see in to the future and anticipated that post from the unexpected source. Now why didn't I just think of that

In short, yes. When you signed up for a network that is based around user-generated content, it shouldn't come as a huge surprise that some of that content is not to your own taste. If your sensitivity to such content exceeds your ability to give someone who has just lost a baby a break, then maybe Facebook is not the place for you. Or Twitter. Or Tumblr. Or anything that doesn't have a full-time editor with similar sensitivities to you reviewing content

brandnewaward

rizzodun wrote: »

Their phone probably capitalised the W in Wednesday, just like google chrome added a z to your spelling of 'capitalise' :P

really? im pretty sure its spelt with z ,http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitalization , or is it one of those that can be spelt both ways?

would give me the ****s if i found out ive been spelling it wrong all this time

fussyonion

"gave birth to my little princess last nite, dan cut the cord and bless him nearly fainted hes gone to get us a chow mein from the local chinky and we can toste our little sexy girl with prosecco"

dee_mc

fussyonion wrote: »

"gave birth to my little princess last nite, dan cut the cord and bless him nearly fainted hes gone to get us a chow mein from the local chinky and we can toste our little sexy girl with prosecco"

Imagine a world in which someone can spell Prosecco but cannot spell toast...
Don't even get me started on the 'sexy' newborn, eek!

Wilberto

brandnewaward wrote: »

really? im pretty sure its spelt with z ,http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitalization , or is it one of those that can be spelt both ways?

would give me the ****s if i found out ive been spelling it wrong all this time

It's spelt with a "z" when using American English, as is "recognize", "pluralize", etc.

However, using UK English (or correct English :pac:) it's spelt with an "s".