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  • #8612
    seaniemoylan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 197 ✭✭seaniemoylan


    yerwanthere123 wrote: »
    "Bought two adidas pantses for 80euro!its madness. There's a muscle top for 50euro.the prices in champion are too high in fairness. Id a a good mind to take the cocky security guard with a bop and blow him into the shoes if he didnt stop looking at me. And just take the ****ing muscletop haha ugly pimply pumped fool"

    haha :pac::pac::pac:


  • #8613
    FullblownRose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,501 ✭✭✭FullblownRose


    Far too randy for that.

    Giggled at the first few lines tho


  • #8614
    FullblownRose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,501 ✭✭✭FullblownRose


    Far too randy for that.

    Giggled at the first few lines tho


  • #8615
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    westernfrenzy wrote: »
    Did anyone actually bother reading all that?

    Ain't nobody got time for that!


  • #8616
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    http://tinypic.com/r/mmfngz/8


    Give me strength


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  • #8617
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    http://tinypic.com/r/mmfngz/8


    Give me strength

    We went Santa shopping in '05. We love our guy. Pricey, but I insist on only the best for our Maximillian.


  • #8618
    Arnold Tanzarian
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 202 ✭✭Arnold Tanzarian


    " Happy Birthday ****** , a beautiful girl, we love you loads ****** best daughter in the world, Love you mam and dad"


    Posted up with a picture of the daughter.


    Dear user , Your little girl is not on facebook and will never see this post. Could you not of just wished your daughter a happy birthday in person naah? Most of her adult friends comment under the pic with " happy birthday ****** " .

    Same person posts up pics of their kids every single feckin day. give it a break with these kid pics


  • #8619
    Zemuppet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 523 ✭✭✭Zemuppet


    Arnold Tanzarian wrote: »
    " Happy Birthday ****** , a beautiful girl, we love you loads ****** best daughter in the world, Love you mam and dad"


    Posted up with a picture of the daughter.


    Dear user , Your little girl is not on facebook and will never see this post. Could you not of just wished your daughter a happy birthday in person naah? Most of her adult friends comment under the pic with " happy birthday ****** " .

    Same person posts up pics of their kids every single feckin day. give it a break with these kid pics

    That sounds an awful lot like my aunt. Pictures upon pictures of her kids, statuses about how she loves alcohol and vomit inducing 'I love u. No I love u' with her husband when they are both in the house. Am I just a cynic or does anybody else hate this sort of crap?


  • #8620
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,278 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Zemuppet wrote: »
    That sounds an awful lot like my aunt. Pictures upon pictures of her kids, statuses about how she loves alcohol and vomit inducing 'I love u. No I love u' with her husband when they are both in the house. Am I just a cynic or does anybody else hate this sort of crap?

    I hate it too, but even more than that I hate the ones that write messages to loved ones in Heaven with the 'angles'. I usually type 'They don't have f**king FB in heaven' but then I just calmly delete it and don't post it. As sadly I'm related to these people :(


  • #8621
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    pc7 wrote: »
    I hate it too, but even more than that I hate the ones that write messages to loved ones in Heaven with the 'angles'. I usually type 'They don't have f**king FB in heaven' but then I just calmly delete it and don't post it. As sadly I'm related to these people :(

    So you have relatives who are 'angles'?
    You lucky sod!


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  • #8622
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,278 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    coolhull wrote: »
    So you have relatives who are 'angles'?
    You lucky sod!

    I'm not alone read back through the thread and you'd be amazed at the 'gawjus people' who were taken early by the 'angles' :D


  • #8623
    Arnold Tanzarian
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 202 ✭✭Arnold Tanzarian


    pc7 wrote: »
    I hate it too, but even more than that I hate the ones that write messages to loved ones in Heaven with the 'angles'. I usually type 'They don't have f**king FB in heaven' but then I just calmly delete it and don't post it. As sadly I'm related to these people :(

    I got in trouble before , i came in one night after being out all day on the lash with the lads and wrote up under a neighbours status who was saying "RIP Timmy (her dog) hope your up there in dog heaven looking down on us".. anyway i wrote underneath it "theres no such thing as dog heaven timmy is dead and never coming back"


  • #8624
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Arnold Tanzarian wrote: »
    I got in trouble before , i came in one night after being out all day on the lash with the lads and wrote up under a neighbours status who was saying "RIP Timmy (her dog) hope your up there in dog heaven looking down on us".. anyway i wrote underneath it "theres no such thing as dog heaven timmy is dead and never coming back"
    And well said. Even if he is up there in doggy heaven, the chances of him coming back are pretty remote.


  • #8625
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,278 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    coolhull wrote: »
    And well said. Even if he is up there in doggy heaven, the chances of him coming back are pretty remote.
    Unless he was buried in an old Indian graveyard ;)


  • #8626
    Yeah_Right
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,198 ✭✭✭Yeah_Right


    Arnold Tanzarian wrote: »
    I got in trouble before , i came in one night after being out all day on the lash with the lads and wrote up under a neighbours status who was saying "RIP Timmy (her dog) hope your up there in dog heaven looking down on us".. anyway i wrote underneath it "theres no such thing as dog heaven timmy is dead and never coming back"

    I hate birds sh!tting on me or my car. Imagine the damage a dog would do if he was "up there"!!


  • #8627
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    http://tinypic.com/r/mmfngz/8


    Give me strength

    Wha .. Arnotts don't use the real Santa.

    I'm gonna sue them for false advertising.

    Surprised someone hasn't done this already in US, they love taking big corpos to court.


  • #8628
    rawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    This status is from a girl who does hairdressing from her home.

    "bahahaha vicki im sorry but ur hair an dem rank extensions an so called blonde dont suit ye .pmsl"


  • #8629
    rawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    This status is from a girl who does hairdressing from her home.

    "bahahaha vicki im sorry but ur hair an dem rank extensions an so called blonde dont suit ye .pmsl"


  • #8630
    Taylor365
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,947 ✭✭✭Taylor365


    rawn wrote: »
    This status is from a girl who does hairdressing from her home.

    "bahahaha vicki im sorry but ur hair an dem rank extensions an so called blonde dont suit ye .pmsl"
    Seems a pretty standard thing for a female under the age of 30 to say.


    And by standard, i mean low....


  • #8631
    Applause
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 186 ✭✭Applause


    Ah here..
    http://puu.sh/czcBu/0cb96e7865.jpg


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  • #8632
    Nib
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    "Have just finished teaching for the day and was standing peeling spuds for the dinner n him in doors said Jasus there a breeze and a half blowing around the back of my neck and he says there is no windows or doors open what could that be and I just turned and smiled at him (he knows my thoughts on the spirit world) he says STOP that now or I may sprinkle myself in Holy Water !!!!!! Says I the Devil doesn't like Holy Water ha ha ha ha ha :):):):):):)"

    Yes, that's correct, she's a teacher.


  • #8633
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,144 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    I needed to re-read that several times just to understand it.


  • #8634
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Pack of snobs on this but it's good for a laugh. To be fair, most people are only messing on facebook and not writing a doctorate on linguistics.


  • #8635
    pedro1234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 190 ✭✭pedro1234


    eternal wrote: »
    Pack of snobs on this but it's good for a laugh. To be fair, most people are only messing on facebook and not writing a doctorate on linguistics.

    You'll find the majority are quite serious narcissists.


  • #8636
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    pedro1234 wrote: »
    You'll find the majority are quite serious narcissists.

    Well I still follow this thread as people are astounding and most of them never cease to amaze me. Everyone is a narcissist to some degree.


  • #8637
    NormalBob Ubiquitypants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 297 ✭✭NormalBob Ubiquitypants


    eternal wrote: »
    Well I still follow this thread as people are astounding and most of them never cease to amaze me. Everyone is a narcissist to some degree.

    Mailed u hun <3 xxx


  • #8638
    MagicIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,902 ✭✭✭MagicIRL


    eternal wrote: »
    Pack of snobs on this but it's good for a laugh. To be fair, most people are only messing on facebook and not writing a doctorate on linguistics.

    Awww hun, did someone post your status? xoxo


  • #8639
    Taylor365
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,947 ✭✭✭Taylor365


    MagicIRL wrote: »
    Awww hun, did someone post your status? xoxo
    U ok Hun? xxx ''feeling generous''


  • #8640
    Nib
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    eternal wrote: »
    Well I still follow this thread as people are astounding and most of them never cease to amaze me. Everyone is a narcissist to some degree.
    Notin only a pak of mouths n dis town hun let d haterz b ur motevaters xoxoxo


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  • #8641
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,247 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    eternal wrote: »
    Everyone is a narcissist to some degree.

    Quite true. But totally meaningless. It's like saying everyone is tall to some degree.


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