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Tetra

I have seen this a few times lately:


"The moral is what this story is all about:

A young man had a girlfriend. He was getting tired of her because she sent him messages every hour that said "I miss you" or "I love you". One night before bed he received a message, but rather than read it went to sleep. In the morning he was awakened by a call. It was girlfriend's mother crying saying that his girlfriend was killed last night. He was in a state of shock, went to read the message: "My sweetheart, come quickly, I think someone is following me!".

Moral of the story: never rejects those who love, care, and try to reach out to you, because one day you'll realize you lost the moon while counting the stars! If ever you are touched by this story, Share it for everyone to know........"

shruikan2553

Tetra wrote: »

I have seen this a few times lately:


"The moral is what this story is all about:

A young man had a girlfriend. He was getting tired of her because she sent him messages every hour that said "I miss you" or "I love you". One night before bed he received a message, but rather than read it went to sleep. In the morning he was awakened by a call. It was girlfriend's mother crying saying that his girlfriend was killed last night. He was in a state of shock, went to read the message: "My sweetheart, come quickly, I think someone is following me!".

Moral of the story: never rejects those who love, care, and try to reach out to you, because one day you'll realize you lost the moon while counting the stars! If ever you are touched by this story, Share it for everyone to know........"

She must have an iPhone if he's able to track her

Grayditch

Who writes "My sweetheart" while someone is following them?

Who writes "My sweetheart"?

eternal

Grayditch wrote: »

Who writes "My sweetheart" while someone is following them?

Who writes "My sweetheart"?

It's Americanised urban myth crap evidently.

skittles8710

"Homesick "

She's from Kerry living in Cork ffs.

Taylor365

skittles8710 wrote: »

"Homesick "

She's from Kerry living in Cork ffs.

Sure I'm only in work and I'm homesick.

:pac:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

"There's something about breastfed babies, they look so content and happier than bottle fed babies. The look of satisfaction breastfed babies have when they feed, it's like a drug to them #babynameishighonmilk"

kunst nugget

LexieOnRale wrote: »

"There's something about breastfed babies, they look so content and happier than bottle fed babies. The look of satisfaction breastfed babies have when they feed, it's like a drug to them #babynameishighonmilk"

Hey everybody, have I told you that I breastfeed my child because I do. The look of smugness I have after breastfeeding… it's like a drug to me. #mothersnameishighonsmugmoralsuperiority

I'm all for breastfeeding and our children were both breastfed but patting yourself on the back sh¡t like that annoys me...

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

It's the whole "my child's better looked after than formula fed babies".
When my best friend had her daughter, she tried breast feeding, it wasn't for her or the baby, the baby wouldn't latch and needed to be fed so she was bottle fed. The way breast feeding mothers go on, you'd swear that was such neglect that it warrants calling social services.

pc7

eternal wrote: »

It's Americanised urban myth crap evidently.

You take that back, if its on facebook it must be true. That along with likes cure cancer, lies make angels cry, pedophiles all use facebook to track and rob our kids on their first day of school.

kunst nugget

LexieOnRale wrote: »

It's the whole "my child's better looked after than formula fed babies".
When my best friend had her daughter, she tried breast feeding, it wasn't for her or the baby, the baby wouldn't latch and needed to be fed so she was bottle fed. The way breast feeding mothers go on, you'd swear that was such neglect that it warrants calling social services.

Interestingly enough, just last night a friend of mine on facebook posted an article on facebook from the Washington Post about a woman who can't breastfeed because she had a double mastectomy and the reaction she gets from people who don't know her medical history.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/why-i-dont-breastfeed-if-you-must-know/2014/10/13/74c5fd3e-459a-11e4-9a15-137aa0153527_story.html?hpid=z3

The friend had to have the same procedure and has had the same reaction from people. If you can breastfeed, that is great but don't judge other people because they can't or won't. Frankly, a child being bottlefed in Ireland in 2014 is not going to suffer any ill effects and people who feel the need to polarize this issue in order to make themselves feel better by putting others down should take a running jump.

Hoop66

Into a piss-filled skip

IvyTheTerrible

LexieOnRale wrote: »

It's the whole "my child's better looked after than formula fed babies".
When my best friend had her daughter, she tried breast feeding, it wasn't for her or the baby, the baby wouldn't latch and needed to be fed so she was bottle fed. The way breast feeding mothers go on, you'd swear that was such neglect that it warrants calling social services.

The way SOME breastfeeding mothers go on, you mean.

(I have heard those zealots referred to as the Breastapo, love it!)

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

The way SOME breastfeeding mothers go on, you mean.

(I have heard those zealots referred to as the Breastapo, love it!)

Of course, didn't mean that all mothers are pushy. I just see it on another forum I use. There's three mamas, one is normal, one has a 7 month old and the other one is a brand new mom, 3 weeks I think.
Your one with the 7 month old keeps going on about attachment parenting, telling her what to eat to get her supply up (despite the lady saying she wasn't going to continue breast feeding), telling her to dream feed (not to wake the baby during the night to feed it, ect.

I'm sure the lady finds all this unsolicited advice overwhelming, and anytime she says something negative about being a new mom, momzilla berates her as its the most precious time and it should be appreciated.

She openly posts about her disgust at her neighbour using formula because she never even gave breast feeding a chance.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

"Londan let's be haven yea"

Axel Lamp

skittles8710 wrote: »

"Homesick "

She's from Kerry living in Cork ffs.

That's a real life-threatening illnes I'll have you know.

Generic Dreadhead

Axel Lamp wrote: »

That's a real life-threatening illnes I'll have you know.

Being from Kerry? Agreed

Tetra

"My goal is to photo bomb at least 5 selfies while waiting for my flight"

PopePalpatine

I think the words "bomb" and "flight" probably set off a few alarm bells for airport security! :pac:

MagicIRL

"Kissing my baby goodnight while she sleeps only makes me realise how lucky I am ! Rip to that poor little boy that was stabbed to death "

Uhmmm...

Fakman87

MagicIRL wrote: »

"Kissing my baby goodnight while she sleeps only makes me realise how lucky I am ! Rip to that poor little boy that was stabbed to death "

Uhmmm...

The lack of self awareness of some people is incredible. They're like a different species to the rest of us.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

On the verge of deleting this muppet. She goes out every Thursday night then proceeds to have conversations with herself on her own wall, so weird.

http://tinypic.com/r/2iudiev/8

snowbabe

For sale ' Builder Bears from the BuilderBear factory'

Pherekydes

am i missing out on sumthing about this court case' i just dont see why its the headlines on the rte news for the last two days, there is people in and out of the courts all week for a lot more charges' murder' rape' and lot more, im confused here people. ... please dontghet we wrong thislady never deserved to lose an eye god help her. but shouldit be headline news i ask you?

Refers to this case.

FreeFallin94

:rolleyes:

Ted_YNWA

FreeFallin94 wrote: »

:rolleyes:

Three words come to mind.

What is one, the is the second, answers on a postcard for the third.

Cunning Stunt

fussyonion wrote: »

Jesus what is with girls who are pregnant telling everyone about every fcuking moment of their pregnancy?!

"Guna get me 1st scan 2day, cnt wait 2c if its a boy r girl"

Three hours later:

"De midwife sed little bean is an activ little ****e lol and anyway its a boy i am so ecxited now i can boot it down ta heatons and stock up on blue stuff no way am i goin to mothercare its way 2 dear"

That evening:

"went 2 heatons got loads luvly stuff jaysus im wreked and i cant even hav a blue wkd to cool down"

This morning:

"Had a great sleep wit the little bean all tucked up in me womb now for a day in town and munchies in kfc gota luv a family bucket wha"

Lord help us.

Please tell me you just made that one up!

fussyonion

Cunning Stunt wrote: »

Please tell me you just made that one up!

I wish I had

mrsbyrne

I only drop in on this thread once a week but it always gives me a good laugh. Thanks to all the contributors.

pedro1234

my block list is after getting longer and longer now if I unfriend you dont take any heat too it