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RainyDay

pedro1234 wrote: »

Rarely. If i'm speaking about Nigger Jim from Tom Sawyer, then I'll say Nigger Jim. I'm sure the last time I used that particular word was to say "Did you know they say nigger over one hundred times in 12 Years a Slave?". The article I linked talks about using niggardly, a common word to describe someone who is tight with their money, and how there's a stigma around using this word because it sounds like nigger. This is ridiculous.

Faggot is a derogatory term for homosexuals. I'm not prejudice against homosexuals so I wouldn't call a homosexual a faggot, but I have no problems using the word appropriately as I am doing so now. The same goes for Paki.

Fagot on the other hand, is a bundle of sticks. I'm surprised you made that blunder. Two g's is a derogatory term, one g is the innocent bundle of sticks which is rarely used nowadays.

I think you've missed the crux of my point of view here. Did you even bother to read the article? The last sentence is key:

Interesting to note how each of the examples above differ substantially from the way in which you used 'retard' as a derogatory term. Big man eh?

I've seen the mod warning, so I'll leave you with this message from that bastion of political correctness, Johnny Knoxville.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfMlrTV_5vY

Mars Bar

"Here's one for the gangster's in Lenister house... ( Rescept ) this word is on the Extinction list... As I'm praying all you so called head's that are trying to drown your own Country shame on you all please god seeis your Extinction be for its to late... it rains 99% of the year lol and you're trying to put tax on water witch is not drinkable by the way... So it's only porpoises is to flush my **** down the toilet as what I'll be doing with your tax bills.. Ps show the people of Ireland Rescept "

El Weirdo

Mars Bar wrote: »

"Here's one for the gangster's in Lenister house... ( Rescept ) this word is on the Extinction list... As I'm praying all you so called head's that are trying to drown your own Country shame on you all please god seeis your Extinction be for its to late... it rains 99% of the year lol and you're trying to put tax on water witch is not drinkable by the way... So it's only porpoises is to flush my **** down the toilet as what I'll be doing with your tax bills.. Ps show the people of Ireland Rescept "

It's always nice to see children take an interest in current affairs.

Un Croissant

Rescept isn't even close. I mean.....not even close. You've got the first bit right but the second bit doesn't even sound similar.

Regards,
Un Croitanss.

FactCheck

Mars Bar wrote: »

"Here's one for the gangster's in Lenister house... ( Rescept ) this word is on the Extinction list... As I'm praying all you so called head's that are trying to drown your own Country shame on you all please god seeis your Extinction be for its to late... it rains 99% of the year lol and you're trying to put tax on water witch is not drinkable by the way... So it's only porpoises is to flush my **** down the toilet as what I'll be doing with your tax bills.. Ps show the people of Ireland Rescept "

To be fair, if there were porpoises in my water I'd object to paying for it too.

Thoie

FactCheck wrote: »

To be fair, if there were porpoises in my water I'd object to paying for it too.

I was just thinking I'd pay extra for porpoises.

yellowlabrador

I have this mental image of a porpoise stuck head down in a toilet. I think we should send this post to our td's.

Nib

"When a girl gets a vibrator it's seen as some naughty fun. But when a lad like myself orders a 240 volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticated anus with non-drop semen collection tray and optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's then called a pervert??? Society is a fucking joke in my opinion."

LynnGrace

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Apparently everyone has 'haters' these days and they are to be ****ed.

'Haterz'

Wilberto

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Apparently everyone has 'haters' these days and they are to be ****ed.

Proper ****ed??

RainyDay

Photo's posted by a proud granny, captioned "Ameila's first day in cresh"

implausible

RainyDay wrote: »

Photo's posted by a proud granny, captioned "Ameila's first day in cresh"

Well, at least she used the apostrophe correctly!

Hoop66

I always thought a creche was just a car accident in a posh part of town.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

"Sitting in the sitting room when my brother said to me Stephanie your knockers are after getting massive"


Wtf?!

Generic Dreadhead

LexieOnRale wrote: »

"Sitting in the sitting room when my brother said to me Stephanie your knockers are after getting massive"


Wtf?!

Well...... that's just a bit weird :eek:

leggo

Incest statuses...the new craze sweeping social media, as we all realise that it's all gone a bit far now.

Laois6556

^ Ah come on, who didn't fancy their sister growing up?



Only messing people, I didn't have a sister.








So I fancied my mother instead.

Ted_YNWA

LexieOnRale wrote: »

"Sitting in the sitting room when my brother said to me Stephanie your knockers are after getting massive"


Wtf?!

If you need a second opinion on that Lexie, PM is always open

pedro1234

Me: "Hey Sarah, Surge is available for a decent price on Amazon ($14)."

Her: "I tried to order three cases but for some reason it wouldn't let me have free shipping!"

Me: "Did you get any!? I might've ordered it anyways and called to complain afterwards."

Her: "I didn't order because they didnt let me have the free shipping. Lol. I'm not paying 15 dollars to ship soda. I will pay 50.00 a case tho."

Me: "But 14 + 15 is 29 dollars."

Her: "Oh..."

Rosie Rant

I hate Moaning Michaels on Facebook. You know the type, every single status is full of misery. Life is never good enough. Poor me, bla bla bla.

Just count your blessings ffs! You have no idea how lucky you really are.

Tetra

"My Ex GF is going out with the most ugliest troll/ trogg I've eva clapped eyes on, makes Shrek look like Prince charming.....PMSL !!!! ... she really has lost the plot ..Aysha you are n that manthing are a ****ing mess n OMG !!!! just OMFG ..... Just when I think u carr shock me or sink no lower.... sure it's name ay Trevor n not Tracy .... ****ing 'ell I'd join a convent b4 touching that ..... God talk about a lucky escape I had dumping you ... yeah come clean if u eva can..I dumped you..... talk about **** in ya eyes n dysfunctional... ya sister makes a million of you .... So sad for someone so young ... I'd rather be old n have my life n the amount of people that want n like me...than eva be that ****ing desperate ... yeah u may be right with 'the bear' thing it is grizzley ..hahahahahahaha....... oh just..oh ****ing hell u really have scraped the botton of the toilet now....."

IvyTheTerrible

Tetra wrote: »

"My Ex GF is going out with the most ugliest troll/ trogg I've eva clapped eyes on, makes Shrek look like Prince charming.....PMSL !!!! ... she really has lost the plot ..Aysha you are n that manthing are a ****ing mess n OMG !!!! just OMFG ..... Just when I think u carr shock me or sink no lower.... sure it's name ay Trevor n not Tracy .... ****ing 'ell I'd join a convent b4 touching that ..... God talk about a lucky escape I had dumping you ... yeah come clean if u eva can..I dumped you..... talk about **** in ya eyes n dysfunctional... ya sister makes a million of you .... So sad for someone so young ... I'd rather be old n have my life n the amount of people that want n like me...than eva be that ****ing desperate ... yeah u may be right with 'the bear' thing it is grizzley ..hahahahahahaha....... oh just..oh ****ing hell u really have scraped the botton of the toilet now....."

He's clearly over his ex.

razorblunt

pedro1234 wrote: »

Me: "Hey Sarah, Surge is available for a decent price on Amazon ($14)."

Her: "I tried to order three cases but for some reason it wouldn't let me have free shipping!"

Me: "Did you get any!? I might've ordered it anyways and called to complain afterwards."

Her: "I didn't order because they didnt let me have the free shipping. Lol. I'm not paying 15 dollars to ship soda. I will pay 50.00 a case tho."

Me: "But 14 + 15 is 29 dollars."

Her: "Oh..."

Was she not buying 3 cases though?
Or was it $14 for three cases?

the_monkey

Tetra wrote: »

"My Ex GF is going out with the most ugliest troll/ trogg I've eva clapped eyes on, makes Shrek look like Prince charming.....PMSL !!!! ... she really has lost the plot ..Aysha you are n that manthing are a ****ing mess n OMG !!!! just OMFG ..... Just when I think u carr shock me or sink no lower.... sure it's name ay Trevor n not Tracy .... ****ing 'ell I'd join a convent b4 touching that ..... God talk about a lucky escape I had dumping you ... yeah come clean if u eva can..I dumped you..... talk about **** in ya eyes n dysfunctional... ya sister makes a million of you .... So sad for someone so young ... I'd rather be old n have my life n the amount of people that want n like me...than eva be that ****ing desperate ... yeah u may be right with 'the bear' thing it is grizzley ..hahahahahahaha....... oh just..oh ****ing hell u really have scraped the botton of the toilet now....."

Come on , english posts only..

I saw this the other day and was enough to deactivate my account

Dope1 : "It's great to come home after a crap day and have my lovely husband make a nice meal for me - luv ya loads Dope2 xxx"

Dope2 : "Awww no problem Darling .. love ye loads aswell xxx"



YOU LIVE IN THE SAME FÚCKING HOUSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPEAK TO ONE ANOTHER !!!

Of course they did, this posting is pure narcissistic attention seeking bull****.

pedro1234

"Same old, same old, the rich get rich(.ie them selfs) and the. Poor. get poorer. (US.)"

implausible

pedro1234 wrote: »

"Same old, same old, the rich get rich(.ie them selfs) and the. Poor. get poorer. (US.)"

Was there an increase in unnecessary capitals and full stops in the budget?

leggo

pedro1234 wrote: »

"Same old, same old, the rich get rich(.ie them selfs) and the. Poor. get poorer. (US.)"

"Curse those fat cats with their rudimentary command of the English language! Why am I not minted?!?"

RainyDay

Jesus wept

http://www.thejournal.ie/regina-doherty-slug-post-1720602-Oct2014/

eternal

RainyDay wrote: »

Jesus wept

http://www.thejournal.ie/regina-doherty-slug-post-1720602-Oct2014/

This is so boring my eyes bled reading it. No offence to charity or anything.

Tetra

"Being single is great.. Been a year since I ended things with my ex and I have enjoyed not having the drama and bs that seems to come with being in a relationship...
No explaining myself when I want to do something, nobody bitching about how many hours I work. No listening to someone complain about my taste in music, my love of Tim Burton films, How I didn't work out etc...
I love this being single thing.. I don't mind being "alone" I have plenty of hobbies and I'm good company... It's great to just curl up and read a book and not having someone wanting, needing or demanding you do something...
I like being single it works for me... But I might need to rethink this single thing. Im laying here freezing.... I hate being cold!!!!"