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  • #8672
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    eternal wrote: »
    Luv u xxxx
    My post was funny too and I only got one like :confused:


  • #8673
    Loughc
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 26,064 Mod ✭✭✭✭Loughc


    eternal wrote: »
    My post was funny too and I only got one like :confused:

    You ok hun? x


  • #8674
    Nib
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    eternal wrote: »
    My post was funny too and I only got one like :confused:
    Make that zero.


  • #8675
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    http://tinypic.com/r/2e6ftk6/8


  • #8676
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,780 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Nib wrote: »
    Make that zero.

    I felt sorry so I gave it a like. I may remove it in the future just to create an atmosphere of uncertainty.


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  • #8677
    dee_mc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,201 ✭✭✭dee_mc


    Studies suggest, 9 out of 10 men prefer a woman with curves. The 10th man prefers the other 9 men.
    I don't know where to start...


  • #8678
    rawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    dee_mc wrote: »
    Studies suggest, 9 out of 10 men prefer a woman with curves. The 10th man prefers the other 9 men.
    I don't know where to start...

    Skinny-shaming is all the rage on Facebook these days.


  • #8679
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    dee_mc wrote: »
    Studies suggest, 9 out of 10 men prefer a woman with curves. The 10th man prefers the other 9 men.
    I don't know where to start...

    What size is the poster?


  • #8680
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,780 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Cormac... wrote: »
    What size is the poster?

    A2.

    :pac::pac::pac:


  • #8681
    dee_mc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,201 ✭✭✭dee_mc


    Cormac... wrote: »
    What size is the poster?

    L/XL
    Like you needed to ask :D


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  • #8682
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    Grayson wrote: »
    A2.

    :pac::pac::pac:

    Had that coming :D
    dee_mc wrote: »
    L/XL
    Like you needed to ask :D

    Is she curvy or straight up a massive whale?


  • #8683
    dee_mc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,201 ✭✭✭dee_mc


    Cormac... wrote: »
    Had that coming :D



    Is she curvy or straight up a massive whale?

    Ouch! I'm going to be diplomatic and say, somewhere in between.


  • #8684
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    dee_mc wrote: »
    Ouch! I'm going to be diplomatic and say, somewhere in between.

    Single yeah?


  • #8685
    MagicIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,902 ✭✭✭MagicIRL


    Cormac... wrote: »
    Single yeah?

    I don't think anyone was thinking she was as big as two whales now!;)


  • #8686
    dee_mc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,201 ✭✭✭dee_mc


    Cormac... wrote: »
    Single yeah?

    Nope she's married!


  • #8687
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    dee_mc wrote: »
    Nope she's married!

    Clearly unhappily or she wouldn't bother with comments like that. Why should she comment on peoples looks or what other people should find attractive. She's got an OH now so why does it matter.

    Her husband didn't answer quickly enough when she asked "do you think i'm after putting on a bit of weight?", queue ambiguous Facebook post


  • #8688
    dee_mc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,201 ✭✭✭dee_mc


    Cormac... wrote: »
    Clearly unhappily or she wouldn't bother with comments like that. Why should she comment on peoples looks or what other people should find attractive. She's got an OH now so why does it matter.

    Her husband didn't answer quickly enough when she asked "do you think i'm after putting on a bit of weight?", queue ambiguous Facebook post

    Ah I don't know if I'd speculate on how happy someone's marriage is based on a silly Facebook post. At a guess, I'd say it has more to do with being unhappy with her weight and trying to be seen to be making a joke of it.


  • #8689
    rawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    "have t ask who is dis Keith barry predicting all sorts is he some fortune teller dat tells the truth."

    I don't think she understands what fortune telling is...


  • #8690
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    rawn wrote: »
    "have t ask who is dis Keith barry predicting all sorts is he some fortune teller dat tells the truth."

    I don't think she understands what fortune telling is...

    http://tinypic.com/r/t6tptz/8

    Familiar/similar.


  • #8691
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    rawn wrote: »
    Skinny-shaming is all the rage on Facebook these days.

    Yeah, it sucks when people try and make you feel shitty about how much you weigh.


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  • #8692
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Nib wrote: »
    Make that zero.
    harsh.


  • #8693
    yerwanthere123
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,760 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    " A junky scumbag walked across the road near Argos and deliberately bumped into a nice timid looking college girl,unknowns to her he put his hand in her pocket and snatched her purse. me and Jerry saw him do it so we made a scene and demanded it back,he denied it so we flattened him with a box and went through his pockets and got it back for the poor sweetgirl. some dirty c*nts around cork city.fellas like that should be DROWNED,I hate people like that who pray on others "


  • #8694
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    yerwanthere123 wrote: »
    " A junky scumbag walked across the road near Argos and deliberately bumped into a nice timid looking college girl,unknowns to her he put his hand in her pocket and snatched her purse. me and Jerry saw him do it so we made a scene and demanded it back,he denied it so we flattened him with a box and went through his pockets and got it back for the poor sweetgirl. some dirty c*nts around cork city.fellas like that should be DROWNED,I hate people like that who pray on others "

    fair play to her.


  • #8695
    pedro1234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 190 ✭✭pedro1234


    yerwanthere123 wrote: »
    " A junky scumbag walked across the road near Argos and deliberately bumped into a nice timid looking college girl,unknowns to her he put his hand in her pocket and snatched her purse. me and Jerry saw him do it so we made a scene and demanded it back,he denied it so we flattened him with a box and went through his pockets and got it back for the poor sweetgirl. some dirty c*nts around cork city.fellas like that should be DROWNED,I hate people like that who pray on others "

    Gotta watch those people who pray.


  • #8696
    FullblownRose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,501 ✭✭✭FullblownRose


    dee_mc wrote: »
    Ah I don't know if I'd speculate on how happy someone's marriage is based on a silly Facebook post. At a guess, I'd say it has more to do with being unhappy with her weight and trying to be seen to be making a joke of it.

    Or, maybe she's just a bitch?


  • #8697
    Nib
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    "Sum people really need to get a life.. Certain people dat brag bout dem selfs so much look for attention on fb instagram all dat crap..I know im writen dis post but dats to make sure dem "haters" see it.. really der jus sad people dat need make up,boob jobs, kids, fellas, "bffs"to make demselfs feel good about der sad lifes... least i no me n my sisters n my friends yea my small group of friends! but least i no who my friends r all.. all u lot stab each otr in d bk every few wks.. We dont need no make up plasterd on our faces or to make sure wer out flauntn ourselfs we live in d real world work hard n r respectable people we gav grown up n thank god dont associate wit people like yee... an any lil dirt bag dat disagrees well u can pop a comment or pm which ever u want.. oh n girls who im friends wit make sure u screen shot dis n pass d message on.. much love"

    This "lady" works at "full time mary popens lol". Jesus Christ.


  • #8698
    stop animal cruelty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭stop animal cruelty


    yerwanthere123 wrote: »
    " A junky scumbag walked across the road near Argos and deliberately bumped into a nice timid looking college girl,unknowns to her he put his hand in her pocket and snatched her purse. me and Jerry saw him do it so we made a scene and demanded it back,he denied it so we flattened him with a box and went through his pockets and got it back for the poor sweetgirl. some dirty c*nts around cork city.fellas like that should be DROWNED,I hate people like that who pray on others "

    made me LOL


  • #8699
    yerwanthere123
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,760 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    yerwanthere123 wrote: »
    " A junky scumbag walked across the road near Argos and deliberately bumped into a nice timid looking college girl,unknowns to her he put his hand in her pocket and snatched her purse. me and Jerry saw him do it so we made a scene and demanded it back,he denied it so we flattened him with a box and went through his pockets and got it back for the poor sweetgirl. some dirty c*nts around cork city.fellas like that should be DROWNED,I hate people like that who pray on others "



    It would seem the "junky scumbag" had the last laugh!
    Thers one fella in cork iv been looking for, Jerry you no who I'm on about, im going to beat the little scummy weasel within an inch of his life, and I told him id catch him, this little scumbaby robbed my phone. The likes of this fella should be found in the lee. iv been dreaming about finding him, I honestly can't wait because when I do im going to hurt him. The likes of him make me sick.a druggy junky woman beating scumbag with no regard for anyone but himself he'd sell his mother for a score. Oh God please let me catch him soon I beg you. Noone does that to me and gets away with it.
    :pac::pac:


  • #8700
    Nib
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    "Me heart was broke the other day , my neice Katie Boo said , uncle alan do ya no the 2 goldfish ya have left , i said yes Boo Boo , why , She said they are the 2 goldfish that me and Calum own , because the other 2 that are dead belonged 2 Brianna and Cammron , thats right i said , so i said the way things are going with the water rates , it broke my heart that i could not tell my little neice , about her goldfish and her brother calums goldfish , so iv decided 2 get a bigger Tank rigged up 2 the fuckin water mettor outside me gaff . and get more goldfish for me Neices and Nephews lol ,"

    What?


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  • #8701
    rawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8372085760/h13992B0D/

    Vague-booking at it's finest :D


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