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Jaafa

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

She said and I quote:
"Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

She was promptly removed from my friends list.

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FullblownRose

Far too randy for that.

Giggled at the first few lines tho

FullblownRose

Far too randy for that.

Giggled at the first few lines tho

efb

westernfrenzy wrote: »

Did anyone actually bother reading all that?

Ain't nobody got time for that!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

http://tinypic.com/r/mmfngz/8

Give me strength

Un Croissant

LexieOnRale wrote: »

http://tinypic.com/r/mmfngz/8

Give me strength

We went Santa shopping in '05. We love our guy. Pricey, but I insist on only the best for our Maximillian.

Arnold Tanzarian

" Happy Birthday ****** , a beautiful girl, we love you loads ****** best daughter in the world, Love you mam and dad"

Posted up with a picture of the daughter.

Dear user , Your little girl is not on facebook and will never see this post. Could you not of just wished your daughter a happy birthday in person naah? Most of her adult friends comment under the pic with " happy birthday ****** " .

Same person posts up pics of their kids every single feckin day. give it a break with these kid pics

Zemuppet

Arnold Tanzarian wrote: »

" Happy Birthday ****** , a beautiful girl, we love you loads ****** best daughter in the world, Love you mam and dad"

Posted up with a picture of the daughter.

Dear user , Your little girl is not on facebook and will never see this post. Could you not of just wished your daughter a happy birthday in person naah? Most of her adult friends comment under the pic with " happy birthday ****** " .

Same person posts up pics of their kids every single feckin day. give it a break with these kid pics

That sounds an awful lot like my aunt. Pictures upon pictures of her kids, statuses about how she loves alcohol and vomit inducing 'I love u. No I love u' with her husband when they are both in the house. Am I just a cynic or does anybody else hate this sort of crap?

pc7

Zemuppet wrote: »

That sounds an awful lot like my aunt. Pictures upon pictures of her kids, statuses about how she loves alcohol and vomit inducing 'I love u. No I love u' with her husband when they are both in the house. Am I just a cynic or does anybody else hate this sort of crap?

I hate it too, but even more than that I hate the ones that write messages to loved ones in Heaven with the 'angles'. I usually type 'They don't have f**king FB in heaven' but then I just calmly delete it and don't post it. As sadly I'm related to these people

coolhull

pc7 wrote: »

I hate it too, but even more than that I hate the ones that write messages to loved ones in Heaven with the 'angles'. I usually type 'They don't have f**king FB in heaven' but then I just calmly delete it and don't post it. As sadly I'm related to these people

So you have relatives who are 'angles'?
You lucky sod!

pc7

coolhull wrote: »

So you have relatives who are 'angles'?
You lucky sod!

I'm not alone read back through the thread and you'd be amazed at the 'gawjus people' who were taken early by the 'angles'

Arnold Tanzarian

pc7 wrote: »

I hate it too, but even more than that I hate the ones that write messages to loved ones in Heaven with the 'angles'. I usually type 'They don't have f**king FB in heaven' but then I just calmly delete it and don't post it. As sadly I'm related to these people

I got in trouble before , i came in one night after being out all day on the lash with the lads and wrote up under a neighbours status who was saying "RIP Timmy (her dog) hope your up there in dog heaven looking down on us".. anyway i wrote underneath it "theres no such thing as dog heaven timmy is dead and never coming back"

coolhull

Arnold Tanzarian wrote: »

I got in trouble before , i came in one night after being out all day on the lash with the lads and wrote up under a neighbours status who was saying "RIP Timmy (her dog) hope your up there in dog heaven looking down on us".. anyway i wrote underneath it "theres no such thing as dog heaven timmy is dead and never coming back"

And well said. Even if he is up there in doggy heaven, the chances of him coming back are pretty remote.

pc7

coolhull wrote: »

And well said. Even if he is up there in doggy heaven, the chances of him coming back are pretty remote.

Unless he was buried in an old Indian graveyard

Yeah_Right

Arnold Tanzarian wrote: »

I got in trouble before , i came in one night after being out all day on the lash with the lads and wrote up under a neighbours status who was saying "RIP Timmy (her dog) hope your up there in dog heaven looking down on us".. anyway i wrote underneath it "theres no such thing as dog heaven timmy is dead and never coming back"

I hate birds sh!tting on me or my car. Imagine the damage a dog would do if he was "up there"!!

Ted_YNWA

LexieOnRale wrote: »

http://tinypic.com/r/mmfngz/8

Give me strength

Wha .. Arnotts don't use the real Santa.

I'm gonna sue them for false advertising.

Surprised someone hasn't done this already in US, they love taking big corpos to court.

rawn

This status is from a girl who does hairdressing from her home.

"bahahaha vicki im sorry but ur hair an dem rank extensions an so called blonde dont suit ye .pmsl"

rawn

This status is from a girl who does hairdressing from her home.

"bahahaha vicki im sorry but ur hair an dem rank extensions an so called blonde dont suit ye .pmsl"

Taylor365

rawn wrote: »

This status is from a girl who does hairdressing from her home.

"bahahaha vicki im sorry but ur hair an dem rank extensions an so called blonde dont suit ye .pmsl"

Seems a pretty standard thing for a female under the age of 30 to say.

And by standard, i mean low....

Applause

Ah here..
http://puu.sh/czcBu/0cb96e7865.jpg

Nib

"Have just finished teaching for the day and was standing peeling spuds for the dinner n him in doors said Jasus there a breeze and a half blowing around the back of my neck and he says there is no windows or doors open what could that be and I just turned and smiled at him (he knows my thoughts on the spirit world) he says STOP that now or I may sprinkle myself in Holy Water !!!!!! Says I the Devil doesn't like Holy Water ha ha ha ha ha

"

Yes, that's correct, she's a teacher.

PopePalpatine

I needed to re-read that several times just to understand it.

eternal

Pack of snobs on this but it's good for a laugh. To be fair, most people are only messing on facebook and not writing a doctorate on linguistics.

pedro1234

eternal wrote: »

Pack of snobs on this but it's good for a laugh. To be fair, most people are only messing on facebook and not writing a doctorate on linguistics.

You'll find the majority are quite serious narcissists.

eternal

pedro1234 wrote: »

You'll find the majority are quite serious narcissists.

Well I still follow this thread as people are astounding and most of them never cease to amaze me. Everyone is a narcissist to some degree.

NormalBob Ubiquitypants

eternal wrote: »

Well I still follow this thread as people are astounding and most of them never cease to amaze me. Everyone is a narcissist to some degree.

Mailed u hun

xxx

MagicIRL

eternal wrote: »

Pack of snobs on this but it's good for a laugh. To be fair, most people are only messing on facebook and not writing a doctorate on linguistics.

Awww hun, did someone post your status? xoxo

Taylor365

MagicIRL wrote: »

Awww hun, did someone post your status? xoxo

U ok Hun? xxx ''feeling generous''

Nib

eternal wrote: »

Well I still follow this thread as people are astounding and most of them never cease to amaze me. Everyone is a narcissist to some degree.

Notin only a pak of mouths n dis town hun let d haterz b ur motevaters xoxoxo

Pherekydes

eternal wrote: »

Everyone is a narcissist to some degree.

Quite true. But totally meaningless. It's like saying everyone is tall to some degree.

Axel Lamp

I relly shod think befor I tock - feeling ashamed

Chats Bord Home Alone

Feelin ugly ughhh

And I see more of the problems apart from being a morbidly obese stupid narcissistic bitch are:

Works at: model (barbie)
Studied at: i dont go to school