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  • #8222
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,582 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Fakman87 wrote: »
    "Rite fook this. So far the day ave spent a fortune oon hir and goat nought fur masell. So am gonny dae a **** it challenge fur masell tae see how for a kin go. Am just sticking tae last 10 mins of a match either 1st or 2nd half hopefully get no bad odds then. Once ave made 3 or 3 in a row will collect half and carry oon. First up near 7 bells."

    "Right, damn this. So far today I have spent a fortune on here and got nothing for myself. So, I am going to do another challenge for myself and see how far I can go. I am just sticking to the last ten minutes of a match, either first or second half, so hopefully I won't get any bad odds then. Once I have made three, or three in a row, I will collect half and carry on."


    I have no idea what "First up near 7 bells" means!


  • #8223
    Bang_Bang
    Closed Accounts Posts: 258 ✭✭Bang_Bang


    Wilberto wrote: »


    I have no idea what "First up near 7 bells" means!

    Either 7 o' Clock or she'd like 7 bells, if you know what I mean


  • #8224
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    Fakman87 wrote: »
    I'm in a betting group on facebook and in general the Scottish lads on there spell atrociously but this guy is the worst:

    "Rite fook this. So far the day ave spent a fortune oon hir and goat nought fur masell. So am gonny dae a **** it challenge fur masell tae see how for a kin go. Am just sticking tae last 10 mins of a match either 1st or 2nd half hopefully get no bad odds then. Once ave made 3 or 3 in a row will collect half and carry oon. First up near 7 bells."

    I actually get chest pains trying to read his statuses.

    I work in customer support for a betting company. Imagine having to read emails and live chats like that EVERY DAY. No wonder I'm going grey :P


  • #8225
    Fakman87
    Closed Accounts Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Fakman87


    Wilberto wrote: »
    "Right, damn this. So far today I have spent a fortune on here and got nothing for myself. So, I am going to do another challenge for myself and see how far I can go. I am just sticking to the last ten minutes of a match, either first or second half, so hopefully I won't get any bad odds then. Once I have made three, or three in a row, I will collect half and carry on."


    I have no idea what "First up near 7 bells" means!

    Bravo man, I feel like you deserve a prize for deciphering that!


  • #8226
    Fakman87
    Closed Accounts Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Fakman87


    ivytwine wrote: »
    I work in customer support for a betting company. Imagine having to read emails and live chats like that EVERY DAY. No wonder I'm going grey :P

    Haha my heart goes out to you, it's the most bizarre thing I've seen. Like text speak on steroids.


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  • #8227
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    Fakman87 wrote: »
    Haha my heart goes out to you, it's the most bizarre thing I've seen. Like text speak on steroids.

    The British seem to have it down really well (or badly). They write in their accents, so can't becomes carnt and so on. It's so hard to read! I just can't believe that people think it's appropriate to communicate that way with a business organisation. And they get mad if we don't understand them!


  • #8228
    Graham_B18C
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,620 ✭✭✭Graham_B18C


    bluewolf wrote: »
    That does look like him!!

    Out of curiosity, are we talking about the little fella that sang with the bucket in front of him? He sang the closing song in Veronica Gueirn. Can't remember what the lad looked like but jaysus he's gone to shyte if it is him!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HglpEBtxRh0


    Edit, after a bit of Googling I can't find what Baldy's real name is. Don't think it's him though


  • #8229
    PrettyBoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,213 ✭✭✭PrettyBoy


    Graham_B18C wrote: »
    Out of curiosity, are we talking about the little fella that sang with the bucket in front of him? He sang the closing song in Veronica Gueirn. Can't remember what the lad looked like but jaysus he's gone to shyte if it is him!

    Edit, after a bit of Googling I can't find what Baldy's real name is. Don't think it's him though

    Came across this page, Baldy McDonagh. Probably a piss-take but considering how he goes on in the videos I wouldn't be surprised if it was really him. Says his profession is "begging".

    https://www.facebook.com/baldy.mcdonagh
    coolhull wrote: »
    Judging by the number of teeth he has left in his head, I would suspect that he doesn't win fights very often

    Looks like he got a few slaps the other day..


  • #8230
    michellie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,691 ✭✭✭michellie


    "Diyin.com"

    And I'm 100% sure she is not DIY'ing but is suffering from a hangover. Dope.

    :(


  • #8231
    Overflow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,266 ✭✭✭Overflow


    I have a solution to all of your woes:

    https://www.facebook.com/help/delete_account


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  • #8232
    Fakman87
    Closed Accounts Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Fakman87


    PrettyBoy wrote: »
    Came across this page, Baldy McDonagh. Probably a piss-take but considering how he goes on in the videos I wouldn't be surprised if it was really him. Says his profession is "begging".

    https://www.facebook.com/baldy.mcdonagh



    Looks like he got a few slaps the other day..

    That kid lives close to my cousin in coolock.

    I think he could be the one from Grafton street because my cousin told me he used to feel bad because the kids parents sent him in to Henry street with a tin whistle to make money.

    Also, the guy he is calling out in the videos is called Mad Dog. He is notorious around Coolock. All of his brothers are also called Mad Dog. Scary bunch.


  • #8233
    Dolbert
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,154 ✭✭✭Dolbert


    Fakman87 wrote: »
    That kid lives close to my cousin in coolock.

    I think he could be the one from Grafton street because my cousin told me he used to feel bad because the kids parents sent him in to Henry street with a tin whistle to make money.

    Also, the guy he is calling out in the videos is called Mad Dog. He is notorious around Coolock. All of his brothers are also called Mad Dog. Scary bunch.

    How old is he? He somehow looks both 14 and 40.


  • #8234
    RainyDay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    Fakman87 wrote: »
    Also, the guy he is calling out in the videos is called Mad Dog. He is notorious around Coolock. All of his brothers are also called Mad Dog. Scary bunch.
    Brilliant - must be very difficult for their mother to call them in for their tea.


  • #8235
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    RainyDay wrote: »
    Brilliant - must be very difficult for their mother to call them in for their tea.

    Or very easy :rolleyes:


  • #8236
    MagicIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,902 ✭✭✭MagicIRL


    PrettyBoy wrote: »
    Came across this page, Baldy McDonagh. Probably a piss-take but considering how he goes on in the videos I wouldn't be surprised if it was really him. Says his profession is "begging".

    https://www.facebook.com/baldy.mcdonagh



    Looks like he got a few slaps the other day..

    Seems to be going to fight this lad https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007067656403&fref=ufi

    Some priceless comments flying around!


  • #8237
    Fakman87
    Closed Accounts Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Fakman87


    RainyDay wrote: »
    Brilliant - must be very difficult for their mother to call them in for their tea.

    Haha well the oldest hound dog was once sent home from school to have a bath, so I doubt his mother is calling them in for anything :P


  • #8238
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/575025/319272.JPG


  • #8239
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    can sum1 explain how! ur 1 inda council said im not getting a council house coz i've been in trouble with da law inda past,vetting is done on everyone and them are the rules...keep'n in mind (i,m no fred west pedo rape'st r man of da cloth behind school kids)...yet every friday nenagh court is full of nenagh people who broke da law,in da same way as myself and they all got council houses...dont my kids deserve a house 2 call home....now how does that work...1rule 4 me and another for everyone else ....20 years im on da list waiting ....in vain


  • #8240
    Bang_Bang
    Closed Accounts Posts: 258 ✭✭Bang_Bang


    sligojoek wrote: »
    can sum1 explain how! ur 1 inda council said im not getting a council house coz i've been in trouble with da law inda past,vetting is done on everyone and them are the rules...keep'n in mind (i,m no fred west pedo rape'st r man of da cloth behind school kids)...yet every friday nenagh court is full of nenagh people who broke da law,in da same way as myself and they all got council houses...dont my kids deserve a house 2 call home....now how does that work...1rule 4 me and another for everyone else ....20 years im on da list waiting ....in vain


    The brain power in some people :rolleyes:


  • #8241
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    sligojoek wrote: »
    can sum1 explain how! ur 1 inda council said im not getting a council house coz i've been in trouble with da law inda past,vetting is done on everyone and them are the rules...keep'n in mind (i,m no fred west pedo rape'st r man of da cloth behind school kids)...yet every friday nenagh court is full of nenagh people who broke da law,in da same way as myself and they all got council houses...dont my kids deserve a house 2 call home....now how does that work...1rule 4 me and another for everyone else ....20 years im on da list waiting ....in vain
    Presumably the council were unable to read the application form?


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  • #8242
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    michellie wrote: »
    "Diyin.com"

    And I'm 100% sure she is not DIY'ing but is suffering from a hangover. Dope.

    :(
    I know who you are talking about, I wont mention names but she is fairly annoying alright :pac:


    Is this persons profession down as dancer at strip club? Also does she consistently spell I am bored as I am board :P


  • #8243
    brandnewaward
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 438 ✭✭brandnewaward


    mauzo! wrote: »
    :eek: Hope I dont end up in a strainghtner after posting this.

    This guy is 30 :(

    oh my ****.....he should be slapped with a dictionary........if u wnt 2 btr yurself , go bk 2 skool m8


  • #8244
    Aubrey loves Joe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭Aubrey loves Joe


    20 years just waiting to live next door to Alice


  • #8245
    brandnewaward
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 438 ✭✭brandnewaward


    silly wrote: »
    That hilarious - and i know that town - there can only be one O riadas....

    ultimate acid test to determine is someone is scum....ask them to spell psycho..


  • #8246
    Taylor365
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,947 ✭✭✭Taylor365


    brandnewaward wrote: »
    ultimate acid test to determine is someone is scum....ask them to spell psycho..
    Ah c'mon. That's a tricky word.


























    I'nnit bruv!


  • #8247
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,696 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    brandnewaward wrote: »
    ultimate acid test to determine is someone is scum....ask them to spell psycho..

    How can you do that on Facebook ?


  • #8248
    skirtgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭skirtgirl


    "Finally heard wat I need to wat i new all along..sum peep have anormous mouths but its out n I cudn be happier..TRUTE..always does in end..mwah loser.."

    Obligatory hope your ok posts follow.

    Sigh. ; ( mind you I like the new spelling of anormous)


  • #8249
    greentea is just wrong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 241 ✭✭greentea is just wrong


    Lad who is in prison. Conversation with a friend (female) who's other half is also inside. Names have been changed

    Mary: Hows u mucker. Not long ni.
    Joe: aye all gd, 3months left just lvn it hars Sean getn on tel him was askn dosn be long goin in flu in for me
    Mary: Happy days ul b bk in no time. Ur lookin well i can c the food dwn er is doin yas well haha. Seans the same gets bigger every week i c him fs lol. Hes dead on il tel him u wer askin. Pity yas wernt beside each other lol but supose ats probli a gd hing cuz use r we fkers together lol oj
    Joe: aye ats me near done ni hank fk aye fs food is wild end up massive in no time gd for tha gym lol aye fs pity but sure tel Sean to try to get to foyleview wen he can ats best place get ur time in far better over er wont be long goin in for yas mucker
    Mary: Ano lv after this first years hes gona try get over - he fkin better lol. Hopefully flies in its killin me sdg. Glad ur all gd but mucker n keepin well


  • #8250
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,279 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    I have a headache from reading that, are they Scottish farmers with all their talk of muckers and aye? If he is in prison how has he internet access (or do they all have it?)


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  • #8251
    Gerinspain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68 ✭✭Gerinspain


    I read it in a Nordie accent

    Ni = now

    Ano = I know


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