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'I Wouldnt ride her into battle', 'Her face looks like a bag of bent euros'

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  • #512
    Aphex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    She was so fat, when searching for her fanny, I had to put a bookmark in when the phone rang.


  • #513
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    What's all that bacon hanging out of your gash?


  • #514
    neil_hosey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭neil_hosey


    i wouldnt get up on her to get over a wall

    shed a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle


  • #515
    crockholm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    "I'm so tired I could sleep in a bed full of horny qu**rs"


  • #516
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    She sounds like an alsation with it's windpipe caught.


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  • #517
    downwesht
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 526 ✭✭✭downwesht


    She has a fanny like a wizards sleeve!


  • #518
    orangesoda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    lufties wrote: »
    I heard these a lot 'I'd suck the farts from her arse', 'I'd chips out of her knickers".

    Fairly perverted, but gets the point across all the same :pac:

    I actually own a pair of knickers from a pornstar, i must eat a sausage supper out of them some time


  • #519
    Eggonyerface
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 732 ✭✭✭Eggonyerface


    This thread had more repeats than the simpsons


  • #520
    alias06
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 298 ✭✭alias06


    He's so ugly that when he was born the doctor slapped everybody


  • #521
    alias06
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 298 ✭✭alias06


    brandon_flowers wrote: »
    "I left her with an arse like the flag of Japan"

    I read through the whole thread, and this gets the gold star for me. :D


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  • #522
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    She has the warmth and depth of a damp infested brick wall.


  • #523
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    She looks like her face had caught fire and was put out with a hammer.


  • #524
    SScope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 194 ✭✭SScope


    Go away you make me dry!!


  • #525
    StompToWork
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 905 ✭✭✭StompToWork


    Her tits are like 2 peas on an ironing board.


  • #526
    jimb43
    Closed Accounts Posts: 152 ✭✭jimb43


    just dropping kids of at the pool (avvin a **** ) ****e


  • #527
    jimb43
    Closed Accounts Posts: 152 ✭✭jimb43


    just dropping kids of at the pool ( avvin a **** )


  • #528
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    jimb43 wrote: »
    just dropping kids of at the pool ( avvin a **** )

    Parking my breakfast.

    Feeding the fishes.

    Laying a cable.

    Liberating Mandela.

    Giving birth.


  • #529
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 25,909 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    If she farted on my dinner I'd probably still eat it.


  • #530
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,820 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Id use her sh1te for toothpaste.


  • #531
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    "Giving birth to the brown lad."

    Excreting.


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  • #532
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    Id use her sh1te for toothpaste.

    and her pubes for dental floss


  • #533
    Aphex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    I wouldn't ride her into battle.
    Her face looks like a bag of bent Euros.


  • #534
    diograis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 435 ✭✭diograis


    Sweating like a dyslexic on countdown!


  • #535
    johnb25
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 506 ✭✭✭johnb25


    Said of a very thin person..." I've seen more meat on a tinker's stick after a row"


  • #536
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,820 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Said of a skinny girl,
    "T'would be like riding a bag of chisels"


  • #537
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    Said of a skinny girl,
    "T'would be like riding a bag of chisels"
    A bag of chisels. :eek:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcVLt8QOc4g


  • #538
    Molester Stallone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone


    Not sure if it's been posted before, but I quite like
    "shes taken more shots In her than Tupac"


  • #539
    del88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭del88


    She's like a uucking jigsaw...in bits


  • #540
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,091 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    wazky wrote: »
    "Giving birth to the brown lad."

    Excreting.

    Or taking the Browns to the Superbowl


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  • #541
    Cucking Funt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 96 ✭✭Cucking Funt


    I wouldnt lick her arsehole if nutella came out of it


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