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'I Wouldnt ride her into battle', 'Her face looks like a bag of bent euros'

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    #512
    Aphex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    She was so fat, when searching for her fanny, I had to put a bookmark in when the phone rang.


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    #513
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    What's all that bacon hanging out of your gash?


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    #514
    neil_hosey
    Registered Users Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭neil_hosey


    i wouldnt get up on her to get over a wall

    shed a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle


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    #515
    crockholm
    Registered Users Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    "I'm so tired I could sleep in a bed full of horny qu**rs"


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    #516
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    She sounds like an alsation with it's windpipe caught.


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    #517
    downwesht
    Registered Users Posts: 526 ✭✭✭downwesht


    She has a fanny like a wizards sleeve!


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    #518
    orangesoda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    lufties wrote: »
    I heard these a lot 'I'd suck the farts from her arse', 'I'd chips out of her knickers".

    Fairly perverted, but gets the point across all the same :pac:

    I actually own a pair of knickers from a pornstar, i must eat a sausage supper out of them some time


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    #519
    Eggonyerface
    Registered Users Posts: 669 ✭✭✭Eggonyerface


    This thread had more repeats than the simpsons


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    #520
    alias06
    Registered Users Posts: 298 ✭✭alias06


    He's so ugly that when he was born the doctor slapped everybody


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    #521
    alias06
    Registered Users Posts: 298 ✭✭alias06


    brandon_flowers wrote: »
    "I left her with an arse like the flag of Japan"

    I read through the whole thread, and this gets the gold star for me. :D


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    #522
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    She has the warmth and depth of a damp infested brick wall.


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    #523
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    She looks like her face had caught fire and was put out with a hammer.


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    #524
    SScope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 194 ✭✭SScope


    Go away you make me dry!!


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    #525
    StompToWork
    Registered Users Posts: 905 ✭✭✭StompToWork


    Her tits are like 2 peas on an ironing board.


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    #526
    jimb43
    Closed Accounts Posts: 152 ✭✭jimb43


    just dropping kids of at the pool (avvin a **** ) ****e


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    #527
    jimb43
    Closed Accounts Posts: 152 ✭✭jimb43


    just dropping kids of at the pool ( avvin a **** )


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    #528
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    jimb43 wrote: »
    just dropping kids of at the pool ( avvin a **** )

    Parking my breakfast.

    Feeding the fishes.

    Laying a cable.

    Liberating Mandela.

    Giving birth.


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    #529
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    If she farted on my dinner I'd probably still eat it.


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    #530
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Id use her sh1te for toothpaste.


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    #531
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    "Giving birth to the brown lad."

    Excreting.


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    #532
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    Id use her sh1te for toothpaste.

    and her pubes for dental floss


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    #533
    Aphex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    I wouldn't ride her into battle.
    Her face looks like a bag of bent Euros.


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    #534
    diograis
    Registered Users Posts: 435 ✭✭diograis


    Sweating like a dyslexic on countdown!


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    #535
    johnb25
    Registered Users Posts: 503 ✭✭✭johnb25


    Said of a very thin person..." I've seen more meat on a tinker's stick after a row"


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    #536
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Said of a skinny girl,
    "T'would be like riding a bag of chisels"


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    #537
    [Deleted User]
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    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    Said of a skinny girl,
    "T'would be like riding a bag of chisels"
    A bag of chisels. :eek:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcVLt8QOc4g


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    #538
    Molester Stallone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone


    Not sure if it's been posted before, but I quite like
    "shes taken more shots In her than Tupac"


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    #539
    del88
    Registered Users Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭del88


    She's like a uucking jigsaw...in bits


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    #540
    castletownman
    Registered Users Posts: 11,080 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    wazky wrote: »
    "Giving birth to the brown lad."

    Excreting.

    Or taking the Browns to the Superbowl


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    #541
    Cucking Funt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 96 ✭✭Cucking Funt


    I wouldnt lick her arsehole if nutella came out of it


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