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'I Wouldnt ride her into battle', 'Her face looks like a bag of bent euros'

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    #542
    markc91
    Registered Users Posts: 2,099 ✭✭✭markc91


    A face like a second hand Dartboard.
    My mouth's as dry as a nun's fanny.


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    #543
    Sleveile
    Registered Users Posts: 133 ✭✭Sleveile


    Des Kelly wouldn't lay her.


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    #544
    MetzgerMeister
    Registered Users Posts: 19,854 ✭✭✭✭MetzgerMeister


    She's got a body from Baywatch and a face from crime watch :D


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    #545
    Masala
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Masala


    describing a really tall girl....

    "...she could eat hay off a loft..."


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    #546
    Masala
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Masala


    I'm so hungry - I could eat cold chips from a nuns knickers.

    OR...

    I am so hungry - I could eat a scabby child.


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    #547
    Gingervitis
    Registered Users Posts: 690 ✭✭✭Gingervitis


    I'd rather sh1te in my hands and clap.


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    #548
    Mickey H
    Registered Users Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    orangesoda wrote: »
    I actually own a pair of knickers from a pornstar, i must eat a sausage supper out of them some time

    Do tell...


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    #549
    bajer101
    Registered Users Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭bajer101


    jimb43 wrote: »
    just dropping kids of at the pool (avvin a **** )

    Hope they don't get stuck on the slide on the way down.
    diograis wrote: »
    Sweating like a dyslexic on countdown!

    Sweating like Ian Paisley at a Wolftones gig.


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    #550
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Beaten like a ginger step child.


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    #551
    masti123
    Registered Users Posts: 661 ✭✭✭masti123


    You nearly get girls pregnant, everytime that ye fart..


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    #552
    orangesoda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    Mickey H wrote: »
    Do tell...

    I just purchased them, smelled like a candy store


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    #553
    Push Pop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭Push Pop


    A fanny like a yawning hippo and an arse like a poorly fed grey hound.
    I'd leave her like a painters radio.


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    #554
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    I wouldn't get up on her to hang curtains.


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    #555
    d-don
    Registered Users Posts: 250 ✭✭d-don


    Ya get it once but don't get it twice !


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    #556
    TheShizz
    Registered Users Posts: 198 ✭✭TheShizz


    I wouldn't give you a bone if your name was Rex.

    The only thing I'd put inside you would be a grenade.

    I'd only take you up the aisle if it was the aisle of a plane and we were going to the doors so I could push you out and you'd die.

    I wouldn't shift you if my caps lock button was broken.

    I wouldn't get up on you if you were one of those rodeo bull yokes you see in Spain and the top prize for staying on the longest was a grand.

    I wouldn't bring you to bed if you were a hot water bottle which **** me off.

    The only thing I'd put on your finger would be one of those yokes you chop the end of cigars with.

    I wouldn't shag you if your gee leaked penis enhancement cream.

    Am I doing this right?


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    #557
    bassy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,542 ✭✭✭bassy


    Yar some doogue.doogue been being a kinder word for dog.


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    #558
    ardle1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭ardle1


    She has a face like a Melted Wellie...


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    #559
    TheShizz
    Registered Users Posts: 198 ✭✭TheShizz


    I wouldn't sit on your face if it was a seat at Camp Nou.


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    #560
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    I wouldn't get up on you to get over the wall.


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    #561
    ardle1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭ardle1


    She has a face like the

    2ja35k.jpg


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    #562
    TheShizz
    Registered Users Posts: 198 ✭✭TheShizz


    I wouldn't cum inside her if the baby turned out to be the next president of Ireland.


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    #563
    Kippure
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭Kippure


    She has a face like a bulldog chewing a bag of wasps.:D


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    #564
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    TheShizz wrote: »
    I wouldn't cum inside her if the baby turned out to be the next president of Ireland.

    I'm assuming you're on the other level, not the one we might think you're on.


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    #565
    milltown
    Registered Users Posts: 4,613 ✭✭✭milltown


    orangesoda wrote: »
    I just purchased them, smelled like a candy store

    This.
    This deserves a thread of its very own.



    Oh, and... erm...Sweating like Josef Fritzl on MTV Cribs.


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    #566
    orangesoda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    milltown wrote: »
    This.
    This deserves a thread of its very own.



    Oh, and... erm...Sweating like Josef Fritzl on MTV Cribs.

    They belonged to the fabulous Paige Turnah


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    #567
    milltown
    Registered Users Posts: 4,613 ✭✭✭milltown


    orangesoda wrote: »
    They belonged to the fabulous Paige Turnah

    I had to google that name.


    Well.... goodnight all.


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    #568
    TheOtherBloke
    Registered Users Posts: 232 ✭✭TheOtherBloke


    I still enjoy this thread hahaha


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    #569
    Filmer Paradise
    Registered Users Posts: 1,339 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    She's had more men than World War 1.


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    #570
    XsApollo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,392 ✭✭✭XsApollo


    Kronenbourg 16 from the back 64 from the front.


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    #571
    Frogeye
    Registered Users Posts: 364 ✭✭Frogeye


    shes like a box of assorted creams....


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