'I Wouldnt ride her into battle', 'Her face looks like a bag of bent euros'

mutley18

I regret to inform you that your physical features are not aesthetically pleasing to my eyes.




Burn.

Starscream25

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Wrong forum too. LGBT is the one for you.

I said this to a friend a while back for the Craic,needless to say I got the WTF look. Ahh funny days

Wanderer2010

"I wouldnt put him/her out for the rob".

Roughly translated as she or she is so ugly nobody would look twice at them..

xploderz

If you can't lift her, then don't shift her. Never a truer word spoken.

Super hoop

She has a face like eircom broadband....in a bundle

amiable

She has a face like a plasterers radio

Hedgemeister

1.'Got a face like a can of worms.' (usually said about a certain soccer pundit)

2. Man excusing his vertically challenged, flat-headed girlfriend to his mates...'at least I have somewhere to rest my glass while she's giving me a blowjob.'

Feeder

He/She's a right mean f**ker.

I saw him/her rob flies off a blind spider one day

aidoh

I'm so bursting for a piss my teeth are floating.

He's so scabby he wouldn't give you the steam off his piss.

I'm so hungry I'd eat the scabs off a tramps mickey.

The_Pretender

She's a fanny on her like a stab wound in a gorillas back.

She's a gee on her like a bulldog eatin porridge.

I'd get up on a monday morning before I'd get up on her.

Face like a melted welly.

Tugboats

Fanny like a wizards sleeve

Starscream25

She has a face like a builders Craic.

rolliepoley

She has lovely long curly black wavy teeth.

L.Jenkins

You truly do have a face for radio!

padd b1975

Fanny like a yawning donkey.

maniac2000

She is like the snots running from the end of your nose, you wipe them away but they keep coming back

smurgen

Blow me out once,shame on you,blow me out twice,shame on me!

If in doubt, have a naggin.if still in doubt have another naggin.

The one with the straight hair and the curly teeth.

The one with the blue eyes,one blew east and one blew west

rolliepoley

She has a face like an elephants footprint.

pipelaser

She could go like a fiddlers elbow

blade1

She'd a fanny like a Wizards sleeve

wicklowstevo

that lads as useful as a cock flavoured lollipop .

alphabeat

she's so ugly her lipstick wont leave the tube

Pug160

If you had another one of those on the back of your head you could be used as a pickaxe (referring to someone with a long nose).

daithieoghan

kfallon wrote: »

It'd be like a lost pen in the Albert Hall

Like lobbing a sausage down o'connell street

brandon_flowers

Starscream25 wrote: »

I'd swim upstream against a river of piss just to suck the dick of the last guy who ****ed her.............oh wait, sorry wrong thread.

I'd drag my balls through 20 yards of broken glass just to hear her fart on the radio.

I'd crawl through six fields of chicken **** just to lick her knickers.

And...

Even the saddle wouldn't go up on her.

Stone Deaf 4evr

Fingering her was like petting a rabid dog through a letterbox.

Daveysil15

I've seen better teeth on a worn out gearbox.

1867IE

Scania flaps.

1867IE

She's had more flutes in her than the National Concert Hall.

Call Me Jimmy

she has a face like an ugly woman - I am not attracted to her face