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'I Wouldnt ride her into battle', 'Her face looks like a bag of bent euros'

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    #482
    Frank Black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    She's a sense of low self esteem resulting from earlier childhood abuse.


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    #483
    Duck Soup
    Registered Users Posts: 3,996 ✭✭✭Duck Soup


    Mouth like a cow's cúnt.

    Twat like a horse's collar.


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    #484
    Festy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    You're so ugly - you'd turn a straight bloke gay


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    #485
    blade1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,210 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    A mouth like robbers pocket


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    #486
    dj jarvis
    Registered Users Posts: 3,485 ✭✭✭dj jarvis


    she has a face like her head was on fire and someone put her out with a shovel

    and

    that girl is not suitable for soft ground


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    #487
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    He has enough cheek for another arse


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    #488
    elmolesto
    Registered Users Posts: 5,721 ✭✭✭elmolesto


    I'm sweating like a paedophile in a Barney suit


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    #489
    zcorpian88
    Registered Users Posts: 1,515 ✭✭✭zcorpian88


    I'm sweating like Fritzel on Cribs

    You couldn't bate eggs with a whisk: Usually used after receiving a physical threat

    She could ate an apple through a letterbox!


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    #490
    Fiery biscuits
    Registered Users Posts: 53 ✭✭Fiery biscuits


    She had more fingers in her than a bowling ball


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    #491
    simongurnick
    Registered Users Posts: 1,919 ✭✭✭simongurnick


    Sweating like an Israeli bus driver.


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    #492
    poeticseraphim
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭poeticseraphim


    This thread makes me hate humans.


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    #493
    dj jarvis
    Registered Users Posts: 3,485 ✭✭✭dj jarvis


    poeticseraphim wrote: »
    This thread makes me hate humans.

    thats not a vey funny one - must try harder


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    #494
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,499 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    That fella has a mouth like a burst slipper !


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    #495
    Kenjataimu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Kenjataimu


    Ya wouldn't wanna be buying her by the pound!


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    #496
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    She's such a sour yoke that if she swallowed an orange she'd shìt out a lemon.


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    #497
    daveyeh
    Registered Users Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    She's as sexy as a sh1te in a tutu

    Cock breath

    Dick stink


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    #498
    bnt
    Registered Users Posts: 12,965 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    She's such an unpleasant person, even her plants won't talk to her ... more rides than a seaside donkey, more miles on her clock than a London taxi. :eek:

    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



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    #499
    Johnny Drama_11
    Registered Users Posts: 280 ✭✭Johnny Drama_11


    The sea wouldn't give her a wave.


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    #500
    Warper
    Registered Users Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭Warper


    Ive seen better legs in a Snack Box


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    #501
    The Plank
    Registered Users Posts: 12 ✭The Plank


    That wind would blow a traveller off his sister!


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    #502
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    face like a well chewed toffee bar


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    #503
    cat_dog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 276 ✭✭cat_dog


    This is a very sexist thread


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    #504
    bajer101
    Registered Users Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭bajer101


    A face like a beekeeper's apprentice.


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    #505
    wexandproud
    Registered Users Posts: 1,063 ✭✭✭wexandproud


    she was that skinny she had no arse only a hole in her back and her eyes were so close together she could look through a keyhole with both of em at same time


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    #506
    Phoole
    Registered Users Posts: 375 ✭✭Phoole


    She has a face like a dropped pie!

    She went down on me like a dog eating hot chips!


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    #507
    lufties
    Registered Users Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭lufties


    I heard these a lot 'I'd suck the farts from her arse', 'I'd chips out of her knickers".

    Fairly perverted, but gets the point across all the same :pac:


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    #508
    stefan idiot jones
    Registered Users Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    Couldn't pull a greasy man out of bed.


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    #509
    crockholm
    Registered Users Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    On Ivana Batshyt-She'd curdle the spunk inside of you if you saw her.


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    #510
    missierex
    Registered Users Posts: 115 ✭✭missierex


    A fanny like a hippo's yawn

    And my dads' favourite: He's so dry he'd fart flour :confused:


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    Cantona's Collars
    Registered Users Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    I'd drag my balls along a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie. (translates as she's got a cracking arse)

    I wouldn't get up on her to hang wallpaper.


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