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Things about places you've worked at that they don't want the general public to know

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,631 ✭✭✭✭Hank Scorpio


    Restaurant I used to work in would take uneaten spuds off used plates and reuse them. Sometimes they'd just cut around the bite marks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 119 ✭✭dangerus06


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    Everytime you enter a search into google, it actually gets sent over to a huge secret data warehouse in China.
    Within split seconds, operatives then use Yahoo to find the results and sent it back via the Google front end.
    omg i taught it was a little man


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Joe prim


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    A common name among a certain cross section of society.

    They're probably cross cos' they can't get a loan


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Joe prim


    It's a little-known fact that all banks have a backroom worker vetting credit applications, he usually wears a white hat and a small black mask.



    He's called the loan arranger.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    If you get petrol in a station and go in and let's say get a bottle of coke and bring that up and say nothing about the petrol you will get away with the petrol as its very hard for them to pin the blame on you for a drive off if the till person didn't ask for petrol.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 119 ✭✭dangerus06


    lkionm wrote: »
    If you get petrol in a station and go in and let's say get a bottle of coke and bring that up and say nothing about the petrol you will get away with the petrol as its very hard for them to pin the blame on you for a drive off if the till person didn't ask for petrol.
    untill they look at cctv and call the police :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭Oregano_State


    Pogmothone wrote: »
    geneticially%2Bengineered%2Bchicken%2Bkfc%2B2.jpg

    The reason why they call it KFC is because they can not use the word chicken anymore. Why? KFC does not use real chickens. They actually use genetically manipulated organisms. These so called “chickens” are kept alive by tubes inserted into their bodies to pump blood and nutrients throughout their structure. They have no feathers, and no feet. Their bone structure is dramatically shrunk to get more meat out of them.

    Sorry to disappoint, but that just ain't true.

    http://www.snopes.com/food/tainted/kfc.asp


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 345 ✭✭Dr.MickKiller


    GAAman wrote: »
    Also, when you have a telephone line based internet connection and call your isp due to technical fault/speed problem they will tell you it is because you are not connected to the 'Master Socket' or because you are "Too far away from the exchange"

    The ISP can only guarantee a connection to the master socket. There are issues that can arise between the master socket and any other telephone point, such as, poor quality cabling or the length of cable (ADSL doesn't travel well over standard telephone cables), and the ISP wouldn't be responsible for either of these.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    dangerus06 wrote: »
    untill they look at cctv and call the police :P

    Nope. Not unless you fill up and drive off. The onus is mostly on the till person. Since most of the cameras don't have sound, they will show you enter the shop and pay, but not hear the till person ask for petrol.


    Technically when they release the pump, they should have a make of car and description.

    It's a lot harder for the shop to get you since it was the till persons mistake.


    I work in topaz at the moment and this happened me, your man filled up 2 cars and came in and paid for one and I asked what pump it was and he was very vague.

    Turned out to be my fault.

    If they come into the store I have to make sure I ask for petrol and that crap.

    Important job I know. Good ol temporary jobs while I apply fr other jobs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    When you receive a survey after a support call, fill it out positive. The agent gets a bonus at the end of the month based on their return rate / % of positive ones.

    It's not their fault the product is shíte. Give them a break.

    Unless they fob you off with a complete load of bullshít excuses. Then be as brutal as possible so they get fired for being useless at their job.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    loveBBhate wrote: »
    Something like the ends of pints patrons don't finish are thrown back in to one after collection or something, I think, heard something along the lines of this before?!
    Used to be a thing in the celtic tiger days, some pubs were known for collecting the slops and pouring them back into a keg.

    However 99% of the time they wouldn't be reselling that keg (any punter will know the difference between a fresh Guinness and a weird conglomerate of stouts), instead they would tell the brewery that the keg was "off" and return it for a free full one.

    Diageo have since started dipping and testing returned kegs and this practice of collecting slops has mostly died.
    lkionm wrote: »
    Nope. Not unless you fill up and drive off. The onus is mostly on the till person.
    Maybe in the company's policy, but not legally. Don't forget that the till and the camera are timestamped, along with the logs on the pumps. Very easy to show that the petrol you pumped at 20:53 was never paid for.
    There's always the "honest mistake" defence (happened to my Mum once), but legally you don't get away with just because the cashier doesn't ask.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭April O Neill


    radharc wrote: »
    Worked in the risk department of a major Irish bookie. Standard industry practice to restrict or close accounts that are likely to be unprofitable while increasing limits for mug punters. The idea is that you never want a mug punter to hit their max bet so their limits are constantly extended as their bet size increases (even if they are displaying signs of addiction / problem gambling).

    I doubt any of this will be shocking to anyone. :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭April O Neill


    Just in case someone believes this, this is total lies [edit] That there is a risk to your shoes or lungs from what they are putting on your chips[/edit]

    Please dont scare the lemmings.

    Nobody seems to be buying his story. :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,335 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    It's people. "It" is made out of people.:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    DeanAustin wrote: »
    Fair enough, you'd know better than me at the moment.

    Do managers actually say to you "If anyone asks, I'm not here" type of thing or do they just pretend to be busy when an escalation happens?
    I've had "I'm not here" and "you deal with it" before, and as someone else said when you get through to a "manager" it is often just a more experienced staff member.

    It's funny though, because I've taken that call when someone new is looking deer-in-headlights and a manager is pretending not to hear them (another trick) or to 'be busy with someone else' (despite me, not being on a call, knowing that's a lie)... and when the irate customer gets through to someone in a position of authority, their tone usually changes pretty damn quick. Not through me being rude or anything, they literally just become far more receptive right away very, very often.

    But I've found that management in call centres tends to be absolutely atrocious in terms of accountability. The least accountable people actually tend to get promoted the most, because they are the least likely to stick their neck out for others and thus the least likely to be involved in any controversy.
    I've wanked and had sex in the toilets of a well known insurance company
    Did protection happen to be exorbitant in the event of a breakdown for your ride?
    maximoose wrote: »
    Auto reject system for loan applications with the surname "Ward"
    A few large insurance companies used to have a shortlist of names they also wouldn't deal with, again along these lines. I think they got taken to the cleaners one too many times because as best I know none do it any more.

    I also used to work in a Tesco deli when I was a teenager. You know all the own brand sliced hams that are packed? When they'd go out of date, our manager take them out of the pack and put them on top of the stack of slices behind the deli counter (if of course there was the same stuff on display at that time). Yummy (and yeah, we'd always throw them out as soon as he was gone - he spent half the day in the canteen and the other half in the smoking area - but someone actually even got sacked over doing that just after I quit).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    Insurance:

    1. If you ever need documents sent out, or really are getting anything done to your insurance that won't impact the policy (e.g. claiming, adding drivers, changing vehicle) and get told there is a €25-50 charge, don't accept it. They'll then tell you "it's just a charge because it is" or some abrupt bullsh**. It's not. It's an admin fee that their managers pressurise customer service staff to get off everyone they can (check if it's in the Ts & Cs of your contract, though most leave it out because it doesn't look 'appealing' for new customers to see). Nobody's mate who happens to be insured there will ever, ever be made pay it for example. Printing a new cert and disc or policy schedule does not cost €40, it costs the price of ink and a piece of fancy paper.

    2. If you change from a small car to a bigger one, your insurance will likely go up. Sometimes, this can even happen in the reverse (certain companies add a loading for GTI types and whatnot - even if you're a pensioner, those cars tend to be driven by people more prone to crashing :D). But if you ever change from a bigger car to a smaller one and get told there is "no charge"... ask for a premium breakdown. Your insurance company might owe you well upwards of €100 or even more and will instead hold onto it as 'admin fees' without ever telling you. I worked for a company that did that to a guy for €310 before... he only lived a 5 minute drive from me, so I drove to his house and let him know (but that he never heard it from me). MAJOR fallout there.

    3. The 'gender directive' a year ago was a joke. It was meant to level out insurance costs between men and women, yet for example if Mary paid €300 for her insurance beforehand and Tom €800, you would think they are both paying €550 now right? Wrong. They are both paying €750-800. Not one person in the entire insurance industry has ever been able to explain why to me, and how what happened can be seen as legal, I have no idea.

    4. "Bonus protection" does NOT mean you keep your bonus if you have a claim on the road. You will very possibly lose 2-3 years of it still. Make sure the person selling (key word there) the policy to you specifies FULL bonus protection if you are after it, and whether that will allow you make one or two claims without losing your bonus (it varies). It's a really dirty trick a lot of people working in insurance use.

    5. The no claims bonus system is a farce and even kind of a scam... and here is why. If you own a car with a full 6+ years bonus, and go to by a second car... nearly all companies will not give it to you, and you must start from scratch as if this were your first ever policy. If you own a van and decide to buy a car, it is likely a necessity (kids and such), so again companies will not carry over your bonus if you choose to keep the van. But if you own a car and decide to buy a van (not a necessity as if you really had to, you could probably use the car for this purpose) they will pretty much all let you keep your bonus on the car AND use it on the new van. Why? Because they know in one instance, you still NEED the car but in the second, your are less likely to need the van as badly and so might just scrap the idea.

    6. Your no claims bonus also expires if unused for two years, and companies never tell anyone until after the fact. So if you and the other half each have 6+ years bonuses but have to cut down to one car, and you keep the insurance in one name for two-and-a-bit years, things improve and you buy another car... sorry, but your bonus is gone! Same for people who spent 2+ years abroad unless insured there. Apparently not paying money to the insurance industry for 24 months and 1 day causes you to forget how to drive. Absolute farce.

    7. NEVER tell the person on the phone your best price before they give you any. If they are coming in €100 cheaper, they can just add €80 onto the cost at the click of a button, and most will. If you call Chill, or the AA, or whoever, they can't see the prices you have been given - that's a bluff - they can only see the prices under their criteria. That said, apart from that they are typically trying to get you the best price they can (especially if you are not already insured with them) - they want you to take it, after all.

    There's plenty more again, but I just can't think of them right now. Insurance (especially Irish car insurance) makes the banking sector look like a pack of saints by comparison.

    Also, more an opinion that a fact here, but the RSA scandal will have to impact customers, despite them saying it won't. Insurance in principal is quite basic - money comes in (premiums) and goes out (claims). The more money going out (claims), the more that must come in (premiums). It's why insurance went up a lot from 2008-10 - home insurance from the claims to do with the weather, car insurance for things people would have just paid off hand themselves in the boom years (scratches and bumps). Now €84mn has gone out... erm, somewhere... so that will again need to come back in. If you are with them, take a check to see if your premium goes up this year. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,408 ✭✭✭bbam


    Companies that supply am employee representative for discipline meetings - the ER isn't on the employees side.

    So often employees would just presume the ER was hard fighting their case. But they would sit down with us before and after every meeting and we'd manipulate the employee into the appropriate situation the company wanted.
    The only person an employee should trust In a disciplinary is themselves!


  • Posts: 31,828 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Working in IT repair companies I came across a lot of silly stuff. One in particular was one guy I worked with who had a penchant to go through people's Pictures folder on the machines that were dropped in for repair.
    That's how Gary Glitter was found out!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    lkionm wrote: »
    I work in topaz at the moment
    Does that fat a**ehole from head office still like coming in and shouting at the foreign staff like they're second class citizens? There's some absolute low lifes running that company... I remember they were trying to people to work for less than min wage because "the company is really struggling" :rolleyes: - that same week they spent €30,000 on allocations for rugby matches in Croker (I knew this because a friends' girlfriend happened to work in the head office).

    Some lovely people in there, but a pile of sh**bags of the absolute highest order running the show, unless things have changed since.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭April O Neill


    numorouno wrote: »
    Make even more money? They now have a plane + 20 extra paying customers

    The way he worded it, the plane needs to be full to make money. Maybe more people to buy crap, but more spent on fuel too. Overselling seats is a different matter that will indeed bring in more money, but that's not what he said.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    seamus wrote: »
    Maybe in the company's policy, but not legally. Don't forget that the till and the camera are timestamped, along with the logs on the pumps. Very easy to show that the petrol you pumped at 20:53 was never paid for.
    There's always the "honest mistake" defence (happened to my Mum once), but legally you don't get away with just because the cashier doesn't ask.
    I wouldn't be so sure - I had a foreign manager who would go ballistic when it happened because he got so frustrated about the protections the laws in Ireland provide for the person doing the drive off here. Can't say I blame him either, it's a farce all in all but it does seem that the laws make it far more difficult than the open-and-shut "here's the video, he's got to pay up" procedure it should be. If it is against company policy, it would likely be because the cost of getting the money would be a good deal more than the money to be owed.

    That said, had to use the panic button once (spotted a feckin' shotgun under someone's jacket after the girl I was working with said she thought he looked a bit suspect). He copped it and left quick sharp, but the Gards were there in no more than 90 seconds, unmarked car followed by a squad car 30 seconds behind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 12,719 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    hfallada wrote: »
    That vinegar from a chipper is not actually vinegar. It's made from 20 litre drums of acid diluted down. My co worker said he once split it on the floor and it melted his shoes. The same acid has a warning about damage to lungs.

    Unless chipper vinegar is brown its this diluted acid.

    Wait, you're telling me vinegar is acidic?? Won't somebody please think of the children


  • Posts: 7,863 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Working in IT repair companies I came across a lot of silly stuff. One in particular was one guy I worked with who had a penchant to go through people's Pictures folder on the machines that were dropped in for repair.

    A guy I know did phone repairs,
    He said when they got a phone in they just looked at the first few photos on it.
    Generally when people get new phones they take snaps of their missus in the nip etc until the novelty wears off.

    He said hes seen some weird ****.Brazilian trannys etc


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 12,719 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    Pogmothone wrote: »
    geneticially%2Bengineered%2Bchicken%2Bkfc%2B2.jpg

    The reason why they call it KFC is because they can not use the word chicken anymore. Why? KFC does not use real chickens. They actually use genetically manipulated organisms. These so called “chickens” are kept alive by tubes inserted into their bodies to pump blood and nutrients throughout their structure. They have no feathers, and no feet. Their bone structure is dramatically shrunk to get more meat out of them.

    So they can't use the word chicken anymore, yet on their website it says "the C in our name stands for chicken"???! Such absolute rubbish.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 341 ✭✭Shout Dust


    I worked in a bar where the vodka in was always watered down or replaced with Tesco vodka. Another thing that used to be done was fill up the old pint bottles of Bulmers with cider from the tap, then stick a lid back over it and sell it as new.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,676 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    hfallada wrote: »
    My co worker said he once split it on the floor and it melted his shoes.

    Were his shoes made of chips? They'll go pretty soggy when there's loads of vinegar on them.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,510 ✭✭✭DesperateDan


    padma wrote: »
    Dominos pizzas ingredients are quite strange. for example their chopped sliced tomatoes last 3 years most of their veggie ingredients and food is like this. So I wouldn't trust their "fresh ingredients" marketing.

    I don't know where you heard that but I have worked in Dominos for the last 6 years and none of the vegetables have a sealed date of more than about 4 days on them (usually 3). Food is instantly thrown out the night of it's very conservative best before date.

    New stock is delivered by massive refrigerated lorry every 2-3 days and it's the managers job to make sure he doesn't over/under order. If over ordered it's all chucked straight away.

    So the ingredients are crazy fresh.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Billy86 wrote: »
    Insurance:

    Great inside info there, cheers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 215 ✭✭Lotsafish


    You're all talking as if its a basic right to demand to talk with a manager in a call center, by no means is that the case.

    When I worked in a call center taking calls, the managers never took calls - it just wasnt part of the job. If the caller wanted to complain then they could ring complaints...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,186 ✭✭✭Liamalone


    Lotsafish wrote: »
    You're all talking as if its a basic right to demand to talk with a manager in a call center, by no means is that the case.

    When I worked in a call center taking calls, the managers never took calls - it just wasnt part of the job. If the caller wanted to complain then they could ring complaints...

    Aul arse, if the person on the phone hasn't the the authority to sort the problem then you should be able to speak to someone who has the authority. I take it you didn't last long or is that call centre shut? No surprise either way lol


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