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  • #5732
    Mince Pie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,901 ✭✭✭Mince Pie


    I shall report back if I see the above shared by anyone I know.


  • #5733
    xgwishyx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81 ✭✭xgwishyx


    Annnnnd it's posted on my Facebook, I'll let you know what happens on this end!

    EDIT: Woah, almost straight away two comments from geeky mates : "Waaaaaaaaaaahahaha... you crazy person" and "...WTF were you doing in Arkansas!!"

    EDIT 2: Okay, loads of funny comments and even some shares coming through so I'm going to leave it a few hours and then post up a proper update :D


  • #5734
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    xgwishyx wrote: »
    Annnnnd it's posted on my Facebook, I'll let you know what happens on this end!

    EDIT: Woah, almost straight away two comments from geeky mates : "Waaaaaaaaaaahahaha... you crazy person" and "...WTF were you doing in Arkansas!!"
    And one of my friends had just posted the link to this page of the thread in the comments to my post. Le sigh. Cover is busted!


  • #5735
    Mince Pie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,901 ✭✭✭Mince Pie


    IvyTheTerrible wrote: »
    And one of my friends had just posted the link to this page of the thread in the comments to my post. Le sigh. Cover is busted!

    I tend to paste some text into Google when people share shíte so I can link the Hoax Slayer comments.
    So maybe this thread is the first thing that came up


  • #5736
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,816 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    EuskalHerria wrote: »
    I think we have enough contributors on this thread to try a social experiment. Invent a story that's based on reality but flirts with insanity and complete untruth. Have about 10 people "liked and shared" it and see how far it goes.

    Something involving cancerous L.A gangs charging for Facebook might be a but much though, any suggestions?

    P45.net did something similar a few years ago. they created a whole news story about irish speakers being arrested by the FBI because the FBi didn't recognise the language. A load of newspapers ran with it.


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  • #5737
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,816 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    This is the dumbest status updates I've seen in a while. The girl is into all kinds of "spiritual" BS and is also a vegan.


    "My heart aches for the gays in Iraq and the poor cattle everywhere. I am taking a moment to send Reiki to the whole world, especially those who are suffering, at the hands of others. I am too upset to repost either of those posts, as I don't want to spread the suffering, but spare a thought if you can for victims of torture the world around. Only by awareness and education can this stop."


  • #5738
    saltyjack silverblade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 480 ✭✭saltyjack silverblade


    Grayson wrote: »
    This is the dumbest status updates I've seen in a while. The girl is into all kinds of "spiritual" BS and is also a vegan.


    "My heart aches for the gays in Iraq and the poor cattle everywhere. I am taking a moment to send Reiki to the whole world, especially those who are suffering, at the hands of others. I am too upset to repost either of those posts, as I don't want to spread the suffering, but spare a thought if you can for victims of torture the world around. Only by awareness and education can this stop."

    I'll see it and raise it a:

    "In the center of You is Pure Light.
    In the center of You is the Universe
    Your Universe.
    You are your own walking unvierse.
    Which means you are at the center of all things
    revolving around you.
    How is your Universe functioning?
    How do you grow and expand?
    By shining and tramitting more light & sending our vibratons of the LOVE FREQUNECY......
    By opening to receive more LOVE.....".


  • #5739
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    Grayson wrote: »
    This is the dumbest status updates I've seen in a while. The girl is into all kinds of "spiritual" BS and is also a vegan.


    "My heart aches for the gays in Iraq and the poor cattle everywhere. I am taking a moment to send Reiki to the whole world, especially those who are suffering, at the hands of others. I am too upset to repost either of those posts, as I don't want to spread the suffering, but spare a thought if you can for victims of torture the world around. Only by awareness and education can this stop."

    The worst hit are the gay cattle… I'm aligning my chakras to send them some positive energy.


  • #5740
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Grayson wrote: »
    This is the dumbest status updates I've seen in a while. The girl is into all kinds of "spiritual" BS and is also a vegan.


    "My heart aches for the gays in Iraq and the poor cattle everywhere. I am taking a moment to send Reiki to the whole world, especially those who are suffering, at the hands of others. I am too upset to repost either of those posts, as I don't want to spread the suffering, but spare a thought if you can for victims of torture the world around. Only by awareness and education can this stop."

    I love how she compares gays and cattle... :rolleyes:


  • #5741
    daysleeper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 142 ✭✭daysleeper


    Is that true that any child under 5 ye have to pay if der in hospital and for der medicine anal ?

    :pac:


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  • #5742
    homemadecider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭homemadecider


    Medicine anal?

    *shudder*


  • #5743
    Karl Stein
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,689 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Boards.ie trolls Facepuke. I like it.


  • #5744
    xgwishyx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81 ✭✭xgwishyx


    Was going to leave this up all day but getting tired of messages from friends asking if I'm ok so here are my results!

    Capture.JPG


  • #5745
    NoClues
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 293 ✭✭NoClues


    WTF is with people spelling "you" as "yhoo" on facebook these days? I mean, I understand people using "u" because you only have to type 1/3 of the characters but "yhoo" ??? Are there some people that illiterate they can't even spell a common, simple 3 letter word??


  • #5746
    LOSTfan57
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 682 ✭✭✭LOSTfan57


    NoClues wrote: »
    WTF is with people spelling "you" as "yhoo" on facebook these days? I mean, I understand people using "u" because you only have to type 1/3 of the characters but "yhoo" ??? Are there some people that illiterate they can't even spell a common, simple 3 letter word??
    yes yes they are


  • #5747
    DoozerT6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭DoozerT6


    Yhes.


  • #5748
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    I see there's another one of these stupid things going around that's, presumably, to "raise awareness" for cancer or something. Have seen a few people posting some sh*te about "I like it on the X".

    Hahahahahahah, you're so funny! Posting an ambiguous status which could be interpreted as you saying you like to have sex in odd places! You must be the life of the party with your astounding sense of humour, wit and originality! I should also commend you! Posting that status will most likely defeat cancer where the world's finest scientists have failed. You should feel proud that you took the time to help out by posting that. I mean, we can't expect you to do something meaningful like, oh I don't know, donating some money to cancer research or volunteering with some hospice or something, no that'd be just silly.



    Twats.


  • #5749
    LOSTfan57
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 682 ✭✭✭LOSTfan57


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    I see there's another one of these stupid things going around that's, presumably, to "raise awareness" for cancer or something. Have seen a few people posting some sh*te about "I like it on the X".

    Hahahahahahah, you're so funny! Posting an ambiguous status which could be interpreted as you saying you like to have sex in odd places! You must be the life of the party with your astounding sense of humour, wit and originality! I should also commend you! Posting that status will most likely defeat cancer where the world's finest scientists have failed. You should feel proud that you took the time to help out by posting that. I mean, we can't expect you to do something meaningful like, oh I don't know, donating some money to cancer research or volunteering with some hospice or something, no that'd be just silly.



    Twats.
    One of my ex's likes it on the floor.....didn't when I was with her tho :(


  • #5750
    username_x
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 201 ✭✭username_x


    obviously from last year but I had to share this, still trying to figure out what it means.


    NEW YEARZ...AH I THINK SHANNEN SAID EH ALL... BEST NEW YEARZ EVER...FUNNY STORY THIS...NO BUSES TO GET HOME TODAY...HAD TO WALK FROM SANTRY TO TOWN STILL KINDA DRUNK WI SHANNEN SINGIN HER HEART OUT, A NAGIN OF PRANA A SPRAINT ARM AN SHANNENS SPRAINT ANKLE...WAT A WAY TO START DE YEAR:)....HAPPY NEW YEARZ


  • #5751
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Okaaaay??


    http://b-static.net/vbulletin/images/attach/jpg.gif


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  • #5752
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,582 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    username_x wrote: »
    obviously from last year but I had to share this, still trying to figure out what it means.


    NEW YEARZ...AH I THINK SHANNEN SAID EH ALL... BEST NEW YEARZ EVER...FUNNY STORY THIS...NO BUSES TO GET HOME TODAY...HAD TO WALK FROM SANTRY TO TOWN STILL KINDA DRUNK WI SHANNEN SINGIN HER HEART OUT, A NAGIN OF PRANA A SPRAINT ARM AN SHANNENS SPRAINT ANKLE...WAT A WAY TO START DE YEAR:)....HAPPY NEW YEARZ

    New Years, and I think Shannen said it all. It was the best new years ever. This is a funny story: There were no buses to get home today so we had to walk from Santry to town whilst we were still slightly intoxicated, and with Shannen singing until her heart was content. A naggin of Prana (((Prana??:confused::confused:))), a sprained arm, and Shannen also sprained her ankle. What a way to start the New Year.

    Happy New Year.


    That's the best I can do. :D:P

    EDIT: On further reflection, it wasn't a very funny story.


  • #5753
    MurdyWurdy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭MurdyWurdy


    Is the girl's name actually spelled Shannen, or is that another sign of the person's stupidity?


  • #5754
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Well no one shared the Beware of Old Folks Chain. I have good Facebook friends, they can stay.


  • #5755
    maximoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,210 ✭✭✭maximoose


    I think "PRANA" means Piranha Schnapps. It's like mickey finn's...ie ****e.


  • #5756
    u_c_thesecond
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭u_c_thesecond


    Grayson wrote: »
    This is the dumbest status updates I've seen in a while. The girl is into all kinds of "spiritual" BS and is also a vegan.


    "My heart aches for the gays in Iraq and the poor cattle everywhere. ."

    Siting in my course skitting laughing getting some very odd looks:pac::pac::pac:


  • #5757
    HeidiHeidi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,487 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    On the chair next to the table.

    I like it on my desk



    Ah yes, the "save the world from...... something" thing is back. Only difference is, this time I didn't get the "explanation" first, so I have no idea what they're actually promoting/hoping to prevent this time around.



    I'm also sick and tired (pun very much intended) of getting blow-by-blow accounts of people who have either a very bad cold, or actual flu.... while I'm very sympathetic, and wouldn't wish either on anyone, if you're that sick how come you have the energy and wit to be posting your symptoms on FB every half hour :mad:


  • #5758
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    of all the stupid things ive seen on facebook the most idiotic are chain letters, for example 'URGENT READ THIS OR A LITTLE GIRL IN A WHITE DRESS WILL APPEAR AT THE END OF YOUR STAIRS,there was a boy who lived with his mother in a log cabin in the woods,he had a younger sister who he grew jealous of so he stabbed her with a jagged shard of glass, her ghost still haunts him. REPOST 65 TIMES TO YOUR FRIENDS.CLAP YOUR HANDS THREE TIMES JUMP UP AND DOWN . WALK IN CIRCLES BACKWARDS WHILE DOING HANDSTANDS WHILE RECITING THE PRAYER OF ST THOMAS AQUINAS IN LATIN. DO THIS 3 TIMES DAILY


  • #5759
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    MRnotlob606 wrote: »
    of all the stupid things ive seen on facebook the most idiotic are chain letters, for example 'URGENT READ THIS OR A LITTLE GIRL IN A WHITE DRESS WILL dAPPEAR AT THE END OF YOUR STAIRS,there was a boy who lived with his mother in a log cabin in the woods,he had a younger sister who he grew jealous of so he stabbed her with a jagged shard of glass, her ghost still haunts him. REPOST 65 TIMES TO YOUR FRIENDS.CLAP YOUR HANDS THREE TIMES JUMP UP AND DOWN . WALK IN CIRCLES BACKWARDS WHILE DOING HANDSTANDS WHILE RECITING THE PRAYER OF ST THOMAS AQUINAS IN LATIN. DO THIS 3 TIMES DAILY
    Yes, I did all that just now. I got some funny looks from the neighbours, but I don't care.
    Cos now I know that I won't ever be scared by a young girl in a white dress at the foot of my stairs.
    Ok, I don't have a stairs in my house, but I'm taking no chances.


  • #5760
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    IvyTheTerrible wrote: »
    Well no one shared the Beware of Old Folks Chain. I have good Facebook friends, they can stay.

    All your friends have you blocked :pac:


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  • #5761
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Super-Rush wrote: »
    All your friends have you blocked :pac:
    That's what I was thinking. :(


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