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Jaafa

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

She said and I quote:
"Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

She was promptly removed from my friends list.

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xgwishyx

Annnnnd it's posted on my Facebook, I'll let you know what happens on this end!

EDIT: Woah, almost straight away two comments from geeky mates : "Waaaaaaaaaaahahaha... you crazy person" and "...WTF were you doing in Arkansas!!"

EDIT 2: Okay, loads of funny comments and even some shares coming through so I'm going to leave it a few hours and then post up a proper update

IvyTheTerrible

xgwishyx wrote: »

Annnnnd it's posted on my Facebook, I'll let you know what happens on this end!

EDIT: Woah, almost straight away two comments from geeky mates : "Waaaaaaaaaaahahaha... you crazy person" and "...WTF were you doing in Arkansas!!"

And one of my friends had just posted the link to this page of the thread in the comments to my post. Le sigh. Cover is busted!

Mince Pie

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

And one of my friends had just posted the link to this page of the thread in the comments to my post. Le sigh. Cover is busted!

I tend to paste some text into Google when people share shíte so I can link the Hoax Slayer comments.
So maybe this thread is the first thing that came up

Grayson

EuskalHerria wrote: »

I think we have enough contributors on this thread to try a social experiment. Invent a story that's based on reality but flirts with insanity and complete untruth. Have about 10 people "liked and shared" it and see how far it goes.

Something involving cancerous L.A gangs charging for Facebook might be a but much though, any suggestions?

P45.net did something similar a few years ago. they created a whole news story about irish speakers being arrested by the FBI because the FBi didn't recognise the language. A load of newspapers ran with it.

Grayson

This is the dumbest status updates I've seen in a while. The girl is into all kinds of "spiritual" BS and is also a vegan.

"My heart aches for the gays in Iraq and the poor cattle everywhere. I am taking a moment to send Reiki to the whole world, especially those who are suffering, at the hands of others. I am too upset to repost either of those posts, as I don't want to spread the suffering, but spare a thought if you can for victims of torture the world around. Only by awareness and education can this stop."

saltyjack silverblade

Grayson wrote: »

This is the dumbest status updates I've seen in a while. The girl is into all kinds of "spiritual" BS and is also a vegan.

"My heart aches for the gays in Iraq and the poor cattle everywhere. I am taking a moment to send Reiki to the whole world, especially those who are suffering, at the hands of others. I am too upset to repost either of those posts, as I don't want to spread the suffering, but spare a thought if you can for victims of torture the world around. Only by awareness and education can this stop."

I'll see it and raise it a:

"In the center of You is Pure Light.
In the center of You is the Universe
Your Universe.
You are your own walking unvierse.
Which means you are at the center of all things
revolving around you.
How is your Universe functioning?
How do you grow and expand?
By shining and tramitting more light & sending our vibratons of the LOVE FREQUNECY......
By opening to receive more LOVE.....".

kunst nugget

Grayson wrote: »

This is the dumbest status updates I've seen in a while. The girl is into all kinds of "spiritual" BS and is also a vegan.

"My heart aches for the gays in Iraq and the poor cattle everywhere. I am taking a moment to send Reiki to the whole world, especially those who are suffering, at the hands of others. I am too upset to repost either of those posts, as I don't want to spread the suffering, but spare a thought if you can for victims of torture the world around. Only by awareness and education can this stop."

The worst hit are the gay cattle… I'm aligning my chakras to send them some positive energy.

wnolan1992

Grayson wrote: »

This is the dumbest status updates I've seen in a while. The girl is into all kinds of "spiritual" BS and is also a vegan.

"My heart aches for the gays in Iraq and the poor cattle everywhere. I am taking a moment to send Reiki to the whole world, especially those who are suffering, at the hands of others. I am too upset to repost either of those posts, as I don't want to spread the suffering, but spare a thought if you can for victims of torture the world around. Only by awareness and education can this stop."

I love how she compares gays and cattle... :rolleyes:

daysleeper

Is that true that any child under 5 ye have to pay if der in hospital and for der medicine anal ?

:pac:

homemadecider

Medicine anal?

*shudder*

Karl Stein

Boards.ie trolls Facepuke. I like it.

xgwishyx

Was going to leave this up all day but getting tired of messages from friends asking if I'm ok so here are my results!

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NoClues

WTF is with people spelling "you" as "yhoo" on facebook these days? I mean, I understand people using "u" because you only have to type 1/3 of the characters but "yhoo" ??? Are there some people that illiterate they can't even spell a common, simple 3 letter word??

LOSTfan57

NoClues wrote: »

WTF is with people spelling "you" as "yhoo" on facebook these days? I mean, I understand people using "u" because you only have to type 1/3 of the characters but "yhoo" ??? Are there some people that illiterate they can't even spell a common, simple 3 letter word??

yes yes they are

DoozerT6

Yhes.

wnolan1992

I see there's another one of these stupid things going around that's, presumably, to "raise awareness" for cancer or something. Have seen a few people posting some sh*te about "I like it on the X".

Hahahahahahah, you're so funny! Posting an ambiguous status which could be interpreted as you saying you like to have sex in odd places! You must be the life of the party with your astounding sense of humour, wit and originality! I should also commend you! Posting that status will most likely defeat cancer where the world's finest scientists have failed. You should feel proud that you took the time to help out by posting that. I mean, we can't expect you to do something meaningful like, oh I don't know, donating some money to cancer research or volunteering with some hospice or something, no that'd be just silly.

Twats.

LOSTfan57

wnolan1992 wrote: »

I see there's another one of these stupid things going around that's, presumably, to "raise awareness" for cancer or something. Have seen a few people posting some sh*te about "I like it on the X".

Hahahahahahah, you're so funny! Posting an ambiguous status which could be interpreted as you saying you like to have sex in odd places! You must be the life of the party with your astounding sense of humour, wit and originality! I should also commend you! Posting that status will most likely defeat cancer where the world's finest scientists have failed. You should feel proud that you took the time to help out by posting that. I mean, we can't expect you to do something meaningful like, oh I don't know, donating some money to cancer research or volunteering with some hospice or something, no that'd be just silly.

Twats.

One of my ex's likes it on the floor.....didn't when I was with her tho

username_x

obviously from last year but I had to share this, still trying to figure out what it means.

NEW YEARZ...AH I THINK SHANNEN SAID EH ALL... BEST NEW YEARZ EVER...FUNNY STORY THIS...NO BUSES TO GET HOME TODAY...HAD TO WALK FROM SANTRY TO TOWN STILL KINDA DRUNK WI SHANNEN SINGIN HER HEART OUT, A NAGIN OF PRANA A SPRAINT ARM AN SHANNENS SPRAINT ANKLE...WAT A WAY TO START DE YEAR:)....HAPPY NEW YEARZ

coolhull

Okaaaay??

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Wilberto

username_x wrote: »

obviously from last year but I had to share this, still trying to figure out what it means.

NEW YEARZ...AH I THINK SHANNEN SAID EH ALL... BEST NEW YEARZ EVER...FUNNY STORY THIS...NO BUSES TO GET HOME TODAY...HAD TO WALK FROM SANTRY TO TOWN STILL KINDA DRUNK WI SHANNEN SINGIN HER HEART OUT, A NAGIN OF PRANA A SPRAINT ARM AN SHANNENS SPRAINT ANKLE...WAT A WAY TO START DE YEAR:)....HAPPY NEW YEARZ

New Years, and I think Shannen said it all. It was the best new years ever. This is a funny story: There were no buses to get home today so we had to walk from Santry to town whilst we were still slightly intoxicated, and with Shannen singing until her heart was content. A naggin of Prana (((Prana??))), a sprained arm, and Shannen also sprained her ankle. What a way to start the New Year.

Happy New Year.

That's the best I can do.

:P

EDIT: On further reflection, it wasn't a very funny story.

MurdyWurdy

Is the girl's name actually spelled Shannen, or is that another sign of the person's stupidity?

IvyTheTerrible

Well no one shared the Beware of Old Folks Chain. I have good Facebook friends, they can stay.

maximoose

I think "PRANA" means Piranha Schnapps. It's like mickey finn's...ie ****e.

u_c_thesecond

Grayson wrote: »

This is the dumbest status updates I've seen in a while. The girl is into all kinds of "spiritual" BS and is also a vegan.

"My heart aches for the gays in Iraq and the poor cattle everywhere. ."

Siting in my course skitting laughing getting some very odd looks:pac::pac::pac:

HeidiHeidi

On the chair next to the table.

I like it on my desk

Ah yes, the "save the world from...... something" thing is back. Only difference is, this time I didn't get the "explanation" first, so I have no idea what they're actually promoting/hoping to prevent this time around.

I'm also sick and tired (pun very much intended) of getting blow-by-blow accounts of people who have either a very bad cold, or actual flu.... while I'm very sympathetic, and wouldn't wish either on anyone, if you're that sick how come you have the energy and wit to be posting your symptoms on FB every half hour :mad:

MRnotlob606

of all the stupid things ive seen on facebook the most idiotic are chain letters, for example 'URGENT READ THIS OR A LITTLE GIRL IN A WHITE DRESS WILL APPEAR AT THE END OF YOUR STAIRS,there was a boy who lived with his mother in a log cabin in the woods,he had a younger sister who he grew jealous of so he stabbed her with a jagged shard of glass, her ghost still haunts him. REPOST 65 TIMES TO YOUR FRIENDS.CLAP YOUR HANDS THREE TIMES JUMP UP AND DOWN . WALK IN CIRCLES BACKWARDS WHILE DOING HANDSTANDS WHILE RECITING THE PRAYER OF ST THOMAS AQUINAS IN LATIN. DO THIS 3 TIMES DAILY

coolhull

MRnotlob606 wrote: »

of all the stupid things ive seen on facebook the most idiotic are chain letters, for example 'URGENT READ THIS OR A LITTLE GIRL IN A WHITE DRESS WILL dAPPEAR AT THE END OF YOUR STAIRS,there was a boy who lived with his mother in a log cabin in the woods,he had a younger sister who he grew jealous of so he stabbed her with a jagged shard of glass, her ghost still haunts him. REPOST 65 TIMES TO YOUR FRIENDS.CLAP YOUR HANDS THREE TIMES JUMP UP AND DOWN . WALK IN CIRCLES BACKWARDS WHILE DOING HANDSTANDS WHILE RECITING THE PRAYER OF ST THOMAS AQUINAS IN LATIN. DO THIS 3 TIMES DAILY

Yes, I did all that just now. I got some funny looks from the neighbours, but I don't care.
Cos now I know that I won't ever be scared by a young girl in a white dress at the foot of my stairs.
Ok, I don't have a stairs in my house, but I'm taking no chances.

Super-Rush

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Well no one shared the Beware of Old Folks Chain. I have good Facebook friends, they can stay.

All your friends have you blocked :pac:

IvyTheTerrible

Super-Rush wrote: »

All your friends have you blocked :pac:

That's what I was thinking.

CarMe

I'm Facebook friends with a girl who had her first baby about six months ago and literally the minute she pushed her out she's been liking and sharing all these "like if your daughter is your whole world", "be proud of those marks your a tiger who earned her stripes", "I'm not just a mom, I'm a photographer, counselor, cook, cleaner etc" and the ones that piss me off the most are "like if you can relate", then pictures of a child saying can I have yours, will you tie my lace, will you give me a lift. How the hell can she relate to that??? Arghh!!!