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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

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  • #5522
    yerwanthere123
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,022 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    yerwanthere123 wrote: »
    "Sometimes I ask myself will I ever have a boyfriend...hhmmmm"

    Appearing desperate over Facebook probably won't help
    yerwanthere123 wrote: »
    Another one went up today:

    "My current profile pic is legit the only picture of me where I think I look remotely pretty :P"
    yerwanthere123 wrote: »
    " How is it the rest of the world can find a boyfriend and at 21 I havent had one...ohhh well i guess. Sorry to moan this just gets me sometimes :( "

    Here we go again:

    " Those times you feel weird and pathetic for having spent nearly 22 years on the planet and have barely kissed anyone never mind relationships or anything else ;)..lol Future crazy cat lady right here ohh or maybe buy a small hut in the middle of nowhere. Boom! :D "


  • #5523
    XxMCRxBabyxX
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,442 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    yerwanthere123 wrote: »
    Here we go again:

    " Those times you feel weird and pathetic for having spent nearly 22 years on the planet and have barely kissed anyone never mind relationships or anything else ;)..lol Future crazy cat lady right here ohh or maybe buy a small hut in the middle of nowhere. Boom! :D "

    Because desperate posts like that are a sure way to attract the fellas


  • #5524
    Custardpi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi


    Ok, I know that this thread is generally for taking the piss out of people's FB statuses & I don't want to be a buzzkill but it sounds as if that girl might actually have some serious issues.


  • #5525
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »
    Because desperate posts like that are a sure way to attract the fellas
    Oh she'll probably attract some fellas alright but maybe not ones looking for long term committment.


  • #5526
    yerwanthere123
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,022 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    Custardpi wrote: »
    Ok, I know that this thread is generally for taking the piss out of people's FB statuses & I don't want to be a buzzkill but it sounds as if that girl might actually have some serious issues.

    Nah, I'd say it's just attention seeking to be honest. She posts a lot about normal, derivative stuff too, I just cherry-pick the attention seeking. She's offered a lot of advice and helpful words, but it's always ignored.


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  • #5527
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Someone posted this:

    92 sleeps till Christmas

    Ba Humbug


  • #5528
    Loughc
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 26,520 Mod ✭✭✭✭Loughc


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Someone posted this:

    92 sleeps till Christmas

    Ba Humbug


    Pfffft. Everyone knows it's now 89 days to Christmas not 92!

    The lifeboat has set sail



  • #5529
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Loughc wrote: »
    Pfffft. Everyone knows it's now 89 days to Christmas not 92!
    I don't check fb regularly. It was probably right at the time of posting.


  • #5530
    yerwanthere123
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,022 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/unforgivable-facebook-statuses
    Some of these are probably made up, but a good read nonetheless


  • #5531
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,081 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    yerwanthere123 wrote: »
    http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/unforgivable-facebook-statuses
    Some of these are probably made up, but a good read nonetheless
    It's called 34 most unforgivable facebook statuses, but there are 35 in the list. WTF?


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  • #5532
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Quazzie wrote: »
    It's called 34 most unforgivable facebook statuses, but there are 35 in the list. WTF?

    Shocking.


  • #5533
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Quazzie wrote: »
    It's called 34 most unforgivable facebook statuses, but there are 35 in the list. WTF?

    Un-bel- ievable. How could shocking error occur in this technological age?


  • #5534
    Crooked Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,679 ✭✭✭Crooked Jack


    Lisha wrote: »
    Or 'warm up the leaba 4me'

    I've seen couples in fb with the 'in bed waitin 4 ma hunny' posts .
    They should be shot .

    One girl posted 'I'm waiting xxxx in bed 4u'
    Legend of a boyf replies 'in a bit fillum gud'

    I lol'd for days . . Literally


    I dont get this. What's so funny?


  • #5535
    FreeFallin94
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 298 ✭✭FreeFallin94


    "Thanks to my retarded nephews alarm goin off walkin me up at 7 an him keepin me awoke bangin round da place an i don't hav to be up till 8 not fair".

    So I am assuming that what this girl means is that the alarm is retarded, not her nephew. Well,I am hoping that is what she means.


  • #5536
    yerwanthere123
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,022 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    Crooked Jack wrote: »
    [/B]

    I dont get this. What's so funny?

    The guy would rather continue watching a "fillum" rather than have sex with his girlfriend.


  • #5537
    maximoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,219 ✭✭✭maximoose


    We need to know if she's hot or not before judging.


  • #5538
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,066 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    Quazzie wrote: »
    It's called 34 most unforgivable facebook statuses, but there are 35 in the list. WTF?

    Authors wife from Mayo too. ;)


  • #5539
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    maximoose wrote: »
    We need to know if she's hot or not before judging.

    Also, we'd need to know which film he was watching.


  • #5540
    AlanS181824
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    Not really a dumb status but more of an "awe" one.
    A girl I know posted this on LGBT Ireland.
    "How do i tell my Mammy i'm bi? im really scared."
    A few minutes later her mother replies...
    "Baby I love you no matter who you love."
    Made me aweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
    Lol :P


    Saw this today too,
    "Plowin wuzz unreal, had de banter wit de boys didnt get caught with de vodka ha"


  • #5541
    harney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭harney


    Quazzie wrote: »
    It's called 34 most unforgivable facebook statuses, but there are 35 in the list. WTF?
    Mr Benevolent wrote: »
    Shocking.
    coolhull wrote: »
    Un-bel- ievable. How could shocking error occur in this technological age?

    I'd almost go as far as saying un-for-giv-able


    /wanders off to grab coat while mumbling apologies


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  • #5542
    January
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,862 ✭✭✭✭January


    belfast tomorrow roadtrip chiche ar la mo chara yup yup

    :\


  • #5543
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,583 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    January wrote: »
    belfast tomorrow roadtrip chiche ar la mo chara yup yup

    :\

    That surely deserves a double facepalm!

    AlrightinternethereisthePicarddoublefacepalmDoyourthing-93910.gif


  • #5544
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    ''chiche ar la''
    Most FB-ers seem to have trouble with English.
    Why would they attempt Irish? ''chiche ar la''..... ffs


  • #5545
    January
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,862 ✭✭✭✭January


    coolhull wrote: »
    ''chiche ar la''
    Most FB-ers seem to have trouble with English.
    Why would they attempt Irish? ''chiche ar la''..... ffs

    Stabilizers are "stypilisers"
    Nephew is "nefew"
    She has a "nefew" called Jaxson (poor child).


  • #5546
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    January wrote: »
    Stabilizers are "stypilisers"
    Nephew is "nefew"
    She has a "nefew" called Jaxson (poor child).


    I know who you're talking about :D


  • #5547
    January
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,862 ✭✭✭✭January


    ChewChew wrote: »
    I know who you're talking about :D

    :eek: Do you know her? She's my uncles girlfriend?!


  • #5548
    soap1978
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 743 ✭✭✭soap1978


    why do people use @ instead of a in words when writing on facebook?


  • #5549
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,275 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    AlanS181824 wrote: »
    "How do i tell my Mammy i'm bi? im really scared."

    Post it on your FB status!


  • #5550
    LOSTfan57
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 682 ✭✭✭LOSTfan57


    Dumb facebook statuses? Anything from a male from castlebar/ballinasloe/godknowswheretbh.... who is now an "MC".....also claims he is a celebrity.....if you know who I mean you understand totally


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  • #5551
    LOSTfan57
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 682 ✭✭✭LOSTfan57


    Oh I see Shaggy Boii has been discussed a while back....i'm just a bit slow....but yeah he is now a true poet spiiting rhymes


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