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XxMCRxBabyxX · 25-09-2013 07:26PM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Here we go again:

" Those times you feel weird and pathetic for having spent nearly 22 years on the planet and have barely kissed anyone never mind relationships or anything else ..lol Future crazy cat lady right here ohh or maybe buy a small hut in the middle of nowhere. Boom! "

Because desperate posts like that are a sure way to attract the fellas

Custardpi · 25-09-2013 07:28PM

Ok, I know that this thread is generally for taking the piss out of people's FB statuses & I don't want to be a buzzkill but it sounds as if that girl might actually have some serious issues.

Paddy Cow · 25-09-2013 07:35PM

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

Because desperate posts like that are a sure way to attract the fellas

Oh she'll probably attract some fellas alright but maybe not ones looking for long term committment.

yerwanthere123 · 25-09-2013 07:47PM

Custardpi wrote: »

Ok, I know that this thread is generally for taking the piss out of people's FB statuses & I don't want to be a buzzkill but it sounds as if that girl might actually have some serious issues.

Nah, I'd say it's just attention seeking to be honest. She posts a lot about normal, derivative stuff too, I just cherry-pick the attention seeking. She's offered a lot of advice and helpful words, but it's always ignored.

Paddy Cow · 25-09-2013 10:10PM

Someone posted this:

92 sleeps till Christmas

Ba Humbug

Loughc · 25-09-2013 11:11PM

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Someone posted this:

92 sleeps till Christmas

Ba Humbug

Pfffft. Everyone knows it's now 89 days to Christmas not 92!

Paddy Cow · 25-09-2013 11:59PM

Loughc wrote: »

Pfffft. Everyone knows it's now 89 days to Christmas not 92!

I don't check fb regularly. It was probably right at the time of posting.

yerwanthere123 · 26-09-2013 12:06AM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/unforgivable-facebook-statuses
Some of these are probably made up, but a good read nonetheless

Quazzie · 26-09-2013 07:53AM

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/unforgivable-facebook-statuses
Some of these are probably made up, but a good read nonetheless

It's called 34 most unforgivable facebook statuses, but there are 35 in the list. WTF?

Mr Benevolent · 26-09-2013 08:48AM

Quazzie wrote: »

It's called 34 most unforgivable facebook statuses, but there are 35 in the list. WTF?

Shocking.

coolhull · 26-09-2013 09:27AM

Quazzie wrote: »

It's called 34 most unforgivable facebook statuses, but there are 35 in the list. WTF?

Un-bel- ievable. How could shocking error occur in this technological age?

Crooked Jack · 26-09-2013 09:58AM

Lisha wrote: »

Or 'warm up the leaba 4me'

I've seen couples in fb with the 'in bed waitin 4 ma hunny' posts .
They should be shot .

One girl posted 'I'm waiting xxxx in bed 4u'
Legend of a boyf replies 'in a bit fillum gud'

I lol'd for days . . Literally

I dont get this. What's so funny?

FreeFallin94 · 26-09-2013 10:22AM

"Thanks to my retarded nephews alarm goin off walkin me up at 7 an him keepin me awoke bangin round da place an i don't hav to be up till 8 not fair".

So I am assuming that what this girl means is that the alarm is retarded, not her nephew. Well,I am hoping that is what she means.

yerwanthere123 · 26-09-2013 02:04PM

Crooked Jack wrote: »

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I dont get this. What's so funny?

The guy would rather continue watching a "fillum" rather than have sex with his girlfriend.

maximoose · 26-09-2013 02:09PM

We need to know if she's hot or not before judging.

Big Nasty · 26-09-2013 03:20PM

Quazzie wrote: »

It's called 34 most unforgivable facebook statuses, but there are 35 in the list. WTF?

Authors wife from Mayo too.

coolhull · 26-09-2013 03:37PM

maximoose wrote: »

We need to know if she's hot or not before judging.

Also, we'd need to know which film he was watching.

AlanS181824 · 26-09-2013 08:21PM

Not really a dumb status but more of an "awe" one.
A girl I know posted this on LGBT Ireland.
"How do i tell my Mammy i'm bi? im really scared."
A few minutes later her mother replies...
"Baby I love you no matter who you love."
Made me aweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Lol :P

Saw this today too,
"Plowin wuzz unreal, had de banter wit de boys didnt get caught with de vodka ha"

harney · 26-09-2013 10:27PM

Quazzie wrote: »

It's called 34 most unforgivable facebook statuses, but there are 35 in the list. WTF?

Mr Benevolent wrote: »

Shocking.

coolhull wrote: »

Un-bel- ievable. How could shocking error occur in this technological age?

I'd almost go as far as saying un-for-giv-able

/wanders off to grab coat while mumbling apologies

January · 27-09-2013 10:48PM

belfast tomorrow roadtrip chiche ar la mo chara yup yup

$:\$

Wilberto · 27-09-2013 11:01PM

January wrote: »

belfast tomorrow roadtrip chiche ar la mo chara yup yup

$:\$

That surely deserves a double facepalm!

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coolhull · 27-09-2013 11:01PM

''chiche ar la''
Most FB-ers seem to have trouble with English.
Why would they attempt Irish? ''chiche ar la''..... ffs

January · 27-09-2013 11:06PM

coolhull wrote: »

''chiche ar la''
Most FB-ers seem to have trouble with English.
Why would they attempt Irish? ''chiche ar la''..... ffs

Stabilizers are "stypilisers"
Nephew is "nefew"
She has a "nefew" called Jaxson (poor child).

ChewChew · 27-09-2013 11:15PM

January wrote: »

Stabilizers are "stypilisers"
Nephew is "nefew"
She has a "nefew" called Jaxson (poor child).

I know who you're talking about

January · 28-09-2013 08:44AM

ChewChew wrote: »

I know who you're talking about

:eek: Do you know her? She's my uncles girlfriend?!

soap1978 · 28-09-2013 08:59AM

why do people use @ instead of a in words when writing on facebook?

Pherekydes · 28-09-2013 09:44AM

AlanS181824 wrote: »

"How do i tell my Mammy i'm bi? im really scared."

Post it on your FB status!

LOSTfan57 · 28-09-2013 01:52PM

Dumb facebook statuses? Anything from a male from castlebar/ballinasloe/godknowswheretbh.... who is now an "MC".....also claims he is a celebrity.....if you know who I mean you understand totally

LOSTfan57 · 28-09-2013 02:08PM

Oh I see Shaggy Boii has been discussed a while back....i'm just a bit slow....but yeah he is now a true poet spiiting rhymes

iDave · 28-09-2013 06:47PM

2 Irish lads arguing about English cities while a great Irish sporting occasion takes place

Irish Man Utd Fan > Irish Liverpool Fan
The same ******* who sang busby and munich songs is giving out??? Rubbish

ILF I sang Busby and Munich songs???

ILF When was this Mr.****? Just because you're club are falling to pieces and you have a manager who is clearly out of his depth, does not mean you get to act the idiot! 7 points from 6 games... In Moyes We Trust!!!!

IMUF Lives in a box eh? Don't lie ***. You've wished injuries on players and sang about the dead. Keep your daily mail muck to yourself. You're no better than the Sun.

IFL Wishing injuries yes, sang about the dead, I think not! Daily Mail muck? **** off back in your box ****! A nothing club with nothing to kook forward to, an aging squad and manager who hasnt clue!

IMUF So you've never sang 'lives in a box matt busby'. Go on and lie

ILF Oh quite possibly sang that one alright, back in my youthful, uneducated days! Jesus ***, you're in great form! Can't wait to see what you're like when you're beloved team get another spanking mid week!

IMUF So you're admitting you have a history of singing songs about the dead in a footballing capacity, and then denied it. Now you've admitted it. I think the only one getting a spanking is you sir. A moral spanking

ILF Yes, I sang that awful chat about Sir Matt, and George Best, when I was a kid who didn't know any better. I admit I was a cock and immature. But that's in the past. Now go away ****! I'm sure you have some sorrows to drown my friend! Enjoy 12th place Dick!!

IMUF A kid? When do you think this was? 91? That would make sense given your dogged devotion to a team that hasn't been a domestic force since then. What time is your Ultras/Klan meeting tonight?

ILF Would have been 19, everyone is a dickhead when they are 19.... Some just don't outgrow it, isn't that right Mr. ****? Klan meeting is at midnight of course! My hood is in the dryer! You've had enough of my time on this subject now! Good day sir!!!

IMUF Its night time ****

Friend 1 Is this argument about football? I can't actually tell

IMUF Ah just ol' **** taking the bait.

ILF It's just **** venting his anger towards David Moyes out on me. In all seriousness, he is the equivalent of when we got Woy!!

IMUF ******* is a minister in the Westboro Baptist Church

ILF I don't even know what that is ****, so that was wasted! Anyway, good night Mr.****! I'm outa here!

IMUF Keep it clean **** No more bold chants. Off ya run now

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