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Lisha wrote: »

I'm sorry but a special effort has to go in to spelling that badly.
Pudsie Ryan eat your heart out

Sinfonia wrote: »

Who's Pudsie Ryan?

fussyonion wrote: »

There are many, MANY more like this in our fair city; people who have this huge chip on their shoulder and like to spout it all over Facebook, whether they can spell or not; it doesn't seem to bother them.

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Anyone seen the 'Alpha Parent' page? It aims to embarrass and shame women who bottle feed instead of breastfeed their baby. Of all the stupid stuff on it this is probably the worst :eek:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=536120356455146&set=a.182016461865539.49209.168640486536470&type=1

extra gravy wrote: »

Happy 20yr Anniversary to me today on my 1st kiss!! Lol.

:rolleyes:

only this hour the mornin would ye see this amount a fat ppl in mcdonalds ha gettin there fix tink ill be der wi dem all soon mmm double cheese burger

leggo wrote: »

Saw a failed attempt at being a hipster there, with someone ranting about how people were 'jumping on the bandwagon' saying they'd love to be at Tomorrowland, when they should want to go to 'real dance festivals like Creamfields'.

For anyone who's not au fait with this kinda stuff, it's like ranting about how Oxegen is the commercial sellout festival, but then putting Glastonbury forward as the niche, underground festival that only the truly hip kids know about. Or how real music fans shouldn't like Backstreet Boys and should stick to actual artists...like Westlife.

If you're gonna be a hipster twat, at least put a slight bit of effort in.

jim carey ha gas ****

ah pure savage tune

Dear Sir/Madame

I represent my wife and have been instructed in relation to the above amount to tell you to shove your fine of €149.50 up your arse.
Usually we do pay the tolls but on this occasion I had forgotten as I was driving the car at the time but it ceases to amaze me how a €3 fee can turn into €149.50 in the space of 3 months. It is typical of an out of touch Irish Government who keep trying to fleece the ordinary man for every single penny that he is worth.

Just so as you know I am aware that the M50 had paid for itself by 2007 but in what is another tax you decided to increase the toll and keep charging the hard pressed motorist and milk him for all he is worth. Little does it matter to you that I pay €1300 a year on "road" tax and also €6500 per year in diesel costs to run our two cars which are essential as the public transport system is so crap.

And by the way of the €6,500 that we pay in diesel, €3,900 of that goes to you anyway in excise duty. So that is a total of €5,200 annually that we give you for the pleasure of travelling to work in this rip off country and that doesn't even include insurance or maintenance costs.

So on reflection I think that the government is making enough money out of us without me allowing you to get up and ride us bareback altogether.

So I say this to Pierce and Fitzgibbon solicitors in Listowel, Co. Kerry (who are probably on a nice little percentage for trying to scare the bejaysus out of people) that I will most categorically not be paying any fine to you or any of your cronies and I would do the jail first. It is families like us that are trying to keep this country afloat and we most certainly don't appreciate some faceless dickhead in an office in the back end of Kerry threatening me or my wife with "Court Summons" or that "a judgement will be registered against me that could affect my credit rating". If ye put as much effort into jailing Seanie Fitz, Bertie, Fingers and the rest of gob****es that have this country where it is today then I think that would be more appropriate.

Yours faithfully

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