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Randomer in my bed

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    #122
    Shinaynay
    Registered Users Posts: 225 ✭✭Shinaynay


    About 22% of me is jealous at the idea of this encounter as it sounds like something that would happen in a film.. The rest of me is genuinely appalled that someone would have bring a complete stranger into their home, have sex with them, and them brag about it on online chat room. I'm sure ill get dogs abuse but I seriously think this is pure slütty!


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    #123
    YellowFeather
    Registered Users Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    Potential-Monke wrote: »
    So you thought the best way to get a fella to leave was to ride him again. I like your style!

    It worked - eventually! Hope the guy doesn't read Boards, but if he does, I'll say it to him again, he is very, very good in bed. :D

    Love these long weekends!!


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    #124
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Shinaynay wrote: »
    About 22% of me is jealous at the idea of this encounter as it sounds like something that would happen in a film.. The rest of me is genuinely appalled that someone would have bring a complete stranger into their home, have sex with them, and them brag about it on online chat room. I'm sure ill get dogs abuse but I seriously think this is pure slütty!

    a slutty film?


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    #125
    burstbuckle
    Registered Users Posts: 216 ✭✭burstbuckle


    YellowFeather wrote: »
    Don't worry. He's still alive. I need another shower though.
    Ah the oul scrub away the shame trick


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    #126
    the_syco
    Registered Users Posts: 37,297 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    YellowFeather wrote: »
    It worked - eventually! Hope the guy doesn't read Boards, but if he does, I'll say it to him again, he is very, very good in bed. :D

    Love these long weekends!!
    Bank holiday walk of pride? Bastard!


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    #127
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    burstbuckle wrote: »
    Ah the oul scrub away the shame trick

    I'm not sensing much shame.


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    #128
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Potential-Monke wrote: »
    So you thought the best way to get a fella to leave was to ride him again. I like your style!


    She bribed him with a ride to make him leave.


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    #129
    Knex*
    Registered Users Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    Shinaynay wrote: »
    About 22% of me is jealous at the idea of this encounter as it sounds like something that would happen in a film.. The rest of me is genuinely appalled that someone would have bring a complete stranger into their home, have sex with them, and them brag about it on online chat room. I'm sure ill get dogs abuse but I seriously think this is pure slütty!

    It's not like she started the thread on Facebook.


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    #130
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    should have woken him up with a bj


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    #131
    Freddy Smelly
    Registered Users Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    gramar wrote: »
    She bribed him with a ride to make him leave.

    nothing new there then... women been bribing men with sex for donkey's years now


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    #132
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Knex. wrote: »
    It's not like she started the thread on Facebook.

    hang on my head just exploded wut?


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    #133
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    YellowFeather wrote: »
    It worked - eventually! Hope the guy doesn't read Boards, but if he does, I'll say it to him again, he is very, very good in bed. :D

    Thanks.


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    #134
    Merkin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,230 ✭✭✭Merkin


    YellowFeather wrote: »
    It worked - eventually! Hope the guy doesn't read Boards, but if he does, I'll say it to him again, he is very, very good in bed. :D

    Love these long weekends!!

    If he's so good in bed I don't understand why you wouldn't spend the day there with him enjoying yourselves :confused: Was he terminally dull and/or socially inept....why the need to kick him out so early if you didn't have other plans?


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    #135
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    gramar wrote: »
    She bribed him with a ride to make him leave.

    ah sure they do the same to get some money for clothes shopping


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    #136
    Knex*
    Registered Users Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    IM0 wrote: »
    hang on my head just exploded wut?

    Yano, a place where bragging would actually have a point and people know who you are.

    Here, you're anonymous so I don't really get the "slutty bragging" point.


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    #137
    Tazz T
    Registered Users Posts: 3,202 ✭✭✭Tazz T


    This is such as coincidence. I got off with this girl at the petrol station last night, went back to hers and got shagged brainless. She let me sleep til 10 came back to bed, shagged me again and has now gone to make me a sammich cos she said someone on boards told her, oh wait...


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    #138
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Mr Benevolent wrote: »
    Thanks.

    *whispers* she said you were crap earlier in the thread, have a look back ;)


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    #139
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Knex. wrote: »
    Yano, a place where bragging would actually have a point and people know who you are.

    Here, you're anonymous so I don't really get the "slutty bragging" point.

    na I meant facebook threads


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    #140
    YellowFeather
    Registered Users Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    Shinaynay wrote: »
    About 22% of me is jealous at the idea of this encounter as it sounds like something that would happen in a film.. The rest of me is genuinely appalled that someone would have bring a complete stranger into their home, have sex with them, and them brag about it on online chat room. I'm sure ill get dogs abuse but I seriously think this is pure slütty!

    Ah - you're right. I wouldn't normally do that, and I did tell him that he wouldn't be invited in -> that he was gonna be kicked out any minute -> that we weren't going any further -> that, mmmmmm.. Was just a very sexy click.

    I wasn't bragging though - was a hook up, not an Olympic medal. Was just wide awake and bored with my bed taken over at early this morning! :p


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    #141
    Grayson
    Registered Users Posts: 16,161 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    IM0 wrote: »
    a slutty film?

    bow chicka wow wow


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    #142
    Knex*
    Registered Users Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    IM0 wrote: »
    na I meant facebook threads

    Any status or post to friend or whatever is technically a thread, I would have thought.


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    #143
    Dicky Pride
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭Dicky Pride


    Tazz T wrote: »
    This is such as coincidence. I got off with this girl at the petrol station last night, went back to hers and got shagged brainless. She let me sleep til 10 came back to bed, shagged me again and has now gone to make me a sammich cos she said someone on boards told her, oh wait...

    Congratulations you won the award for most unoriginal reply to a thread ever.


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    #144
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Shinaynay wrote: »
    About 22% of me is jealous at the idea of this encounter as it sounds like something that would happen in a film.. The rest of me is genuinely appalled that someone would have bring a complete stranger into their home, have sex with them, and them brag about it on online chat room. I'm sure ill get dogs abuse but I seriously think this is pure slütty!

    It is pure slutty and that's why we love it!

    OP what garage do you get your beans from?


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    #145
    burstbuckle
    Registered Users Posts: 216 ✭✭burstbuckle


    BillyMitchel wrote: »
    It is pure slutty and that's why we love it!

    OP what garage do you get your beans from?

    someone blew their beans alrite


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    #146
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    BillyMitchel wrote: »
    It is pure slutty and that's why we love it!

    OP what garage do you get your beans from?

    so many innuendo opportunties, not enough time


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    #147
    Remmy
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    In the shadows of that very dimly lit petrol station was a dark green nissan primera with a front fog light that needed replacing...watching...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY


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    #148
    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    Shinaynay wrote: »
    About 22% of me is jealous at the idea of this encounter as it sounds like something that would happen in a film.. The rest of me is genuinely appalled that someone would have bring a complete stranger into their home, have sex with them, and them brag about it on online chat room. I'm sure ill get dogs abuse but I seriously think this is pure slütty!

    Pure slutty cos the OP is a girl?


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    #149
    Steve O
    Closed Accounts Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Steve O


    Christ are people really still this close minded and backward that someone can't just click with another and get it on?


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    #150
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Wurly wrote: »
    Pure slutty cos the OP is a girl?

    in fairness they could be gay


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    #151
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 5,148 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Just tell him the truth?

    It was just a one night stand, now kindly leave.


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