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Randomer in my bed

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    #32
    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Catphish wrote: »
    Lets call a spade a spade here, it was a petrol station hook up. What was wrong with swapping numbers and arranging a meet up?

    Each to their own and all that.

    I find it funny you're saying each to their own while saying she should have just gotten his number and fcuked later after pretending to get to know each other through text.

    One is as good as the other in my book.


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    #33
    evolving_doors
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭evolving_doors


    I'm surprised no one here has suggested blasting him with ..... ah you get the idea


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    #34
    chughes
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    Sit on the bed beside him and have an array of wedding magazines that you're flicking through. Tell him that you've already been on the phone to Franc and he loves some of the ideas you put to him.

    As per previous poster, tell him you have to go to the jax for a few minutes.

    Oh, and by the way, secure your CD collection. He might be a fan of Ross O'Carroll Kelly.


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    #35
    belcampprisoner
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 698 ✭✭✭belcampprisoner


    you should offer him beans on toast


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    #36
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Armelodie wrote: »
    I'm surprised no one here has suggested blasting him with ..... ah you get the idea

    Probably because it's banned ;)


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    #37
    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Armelodie wrote: »
    I'm surprised no one here has suggested blasting him with ..... ah you get the idea

    She just might do it and we don't wanna give her too terrible of idea's.


    Paste the condom (if there is one) into a scrap book as he watches.... rate him 4/10.....


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    #38
    racso1975
    Registered Users Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    YellowFeather wrote: »
    But what if he wasn't!!!

    Gonna go in and have a shower now - 9 am is ages away. Wish me luck!

    Not to freak you out or anything but that shower could go a number of ways

    1) Pyscho he stabs ya to death etc etc

    2) he is an eco warrior and decides to save the water and hops into shower with ya........plus side of this is you will have the cleanest boobs in ireland

    best of luck either ways pics or gtfo


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    #39
    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    belcampprisoner wrote: »
    you should offer him beans on toast

    I love when I can post this guys music in context..



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    #40
    Freddy Smelly
    Registered Users Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    tell him your only 14... that will get rid of him


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    #41
    Sulla Felix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,442 ✭✭✭Sulla Felix


    Wake him up, tell him your landlord is showing the apt after nine or ten and you need time to clean up the place.
    Actually, see if he'll help with that but tell him the landlord will go spare if he's still here when the prospective tenants arrive.


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    #42
    Catphish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭Catphish


    minidazzler wrote: »
    I find it funny you're saying each to their own while saying she should have just gotten his number and fcuked later after pretending to get to know each other through text.

    One is as good as the other in my book.
    I never said ANY of that :confused:


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    #43
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Er, turn the volume UP - that'll be a start.

    The lad is most likely wide awake trying to plan his exit in the least awkward way possible.


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    #44
    Frynge
    Registered Users Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭Frynge


    Tell him to get the fup up and the fup out, and to give you a call sometime, I'm thinking Friday afternoon.


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    #45
    Anyone
    Registered Users Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Anyone


    Go and make him breakfast.


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    #46
    trad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,696 ✭✭✭trad


    Tell him your hubby will be home at 9


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    #47
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    trad wrote: »
    Tell him your hubby will be home at 9

    The op's gone quiet...

    Or, perhaps she's screaming :D


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    #48
    Freddy Smelly
    Registered Users Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    smcgiff wrote: »
    The op's gone quiet...

    Or, perhaps she's screaming :D

    probably went back to bed for more sex

    the bigger question is what on earth was the guy's chat up line? it took all of 20 metres to get a complete stranger into bed for the ride


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    #49
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Cushie Butterfield wrote: »
    Text a friend. Get them to ring you. Sound suitably hysterical. Tell him he has to leave as your parents have just been killed/kidnapped/held hostage. I'm sure he'll understand.

    Or just tell him the parents are calling around in 10 minutes.

    Watch him run.


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    #50
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Freddy Smelly wrote: »
    probably went back to bed for more sex

    Pah! You'd think she'd have been considerate enough to let us know first!


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    #51
    Hooked
    Registered Users Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Hooked


    YellowFeather wrote: »
    All my friends are asleep. I would pay monies for a 'Dial A Panic' service. It wouldn't be a nice thing to do though.

    Guy is still asleep. ??

    Think laterally... Set alarm tone on phone to 'a ringtone' and carry out traumatic fake telephone conversation.

    Can only go wrong if you are actually called during said fake conversation. So... Always 'answer' phone by turning off alarm (no snooze) and flicking the phone to mute.

    What's the latest OP?


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    #52
    A fella called fish
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 188 ✭✭A fella called fish


    Why do you have to get rid of him? Why not spend the day together and get to know each other..

    ...or at least if you are getting rid of him give him a jockey's breakfast first - a ride and a rasher!


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    #53
    Freddy Smelly
    Registered Users Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    lol imagine if he had herpes.... even condoms wont protect ya there.


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    #54
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Freddy Smelly wrote: »
    lol imagine if he had herpes.... even condoms wont protect ya there.

    Voice of experience?


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    #55
    Freddy Smelly
    Registered Users Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    smcgiff wrote: »
    Voice of experience?

    nope never had genital herpes... but i know someone who did have it.

    but here is the fact sheet link

    http://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/stdfact-herpes.htm

    it clearly states while condoms reduce the risk of infection they dont always prevent infection


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    #56
    anncoates
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    Lot of Feeky wannabe threads around at the minute.


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    #57
    IzzyWizzy
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    Freddy Smelly wrote: »
    nope never had genital herpes... but i know someone who did have it.

    but here is the fact sheet link

    http://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/stdfact-herpes.htm

    it clearly states while condoms reduce the risk of infection they dont always prevent infection

    Yep, know a good few people who got herpes while using condoms. Couple of others got genital warts. One of the main reasons I wouldn't even think about sleeping with a randomer.


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    #58
    chughes
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    Freddy Smelly wrote: »
    nope never had genital herpes... but i know someone who did have it.

    You're obviously a good friend of their's, you like them warts and all.


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    #59
    Freddy Smelly
    Registered Users Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    IzzyWizzy wrote: »
    Yep, know a good few people who got herpes while using condoms. Couple of others got genital warts. One of the main reasons I wouldn't even think about sleeping with a randomer.


    lol i bet when op reads our posts she is gonna freak :D

    she is probably scoulling the internet looking for an sti clinic's number


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    #60
    Freddy Smelly
    Registered Users Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    chughes wrote: »
    You're obviously a good friend of their's, you like them warts and all.

    nope i said i KNOW someone who had it... i never said she was my friend


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    #61
    seven_eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭seven_eleven


    Christ, how does one go from meeting someone new from scratch, to riding him in the bed 20 minutes later.
    Jealous.


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