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Randomer in my bed

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    #62
    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    anncoates wrote: »
    Lot of Feeky wannabe threads around at the minute.

    A Feeky reference from an Aug 2012er?

    This is nothing like Feeky, there is not even nearly as much awesome here. It's just a nice thread.


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    #63
    beertons
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    seven_eleven wrote: »
    Christ, how does one go from meeting someone new from scratch, to riding him in the bed 20 minutes later.
    Jealous.


    It happens. Wouldn't mind beans on toast now.


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    #64
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    beertons wrote: »
    Wouldn't mind beans on toast now.

    A Pavlovian response, dirty dog.


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    #65
    Czarcasm
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    seven_eleven wrote: »
    Christ, how does one go from meeting someone new from scratch, to riding him in the bed 20 minutes later.
    Jealous.


    They just clicked, sure it happens!


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    #66
    finnharpsboy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,975 ✭✭✭finnharpsboy


    i think we all have a dose of the green eyed monster


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    #67
    Czarcasm
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    beertons wrote: »
    It happens. Wouldn't mind beans on toast now.
    Czarcasm wrote: »
    They just clicked, sure it happens!


    Great minds think alike and all that jazz. Now don't get crumbs in the bed or fart after those beans or you're out! :pac:


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    #68
    JustAThought
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    I wonder what's happening!!! : )


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    #69
    smcgiff
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    finnharpsboy wrote: »
    i think we all have a dose of the green eyed monster

    What? You wish you were the OP and hooked up for a ONS with a handsome lad? :P


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    #70
    Turtyturd
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    JustAThought wrote: »
    I wonder what's happening!!! : )

    The OP has probably gone back to the garage to try her luck again.


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    #71
    mark26ireland
    Registered Users Posts: 118 ✭✭mark26ireland


    YellowFeather wrote: »
    Well. After a sensible enough night, I managed to acquire a new friend when I called into the 24 hour petrol station beside me to buy bread. (Was craving beans on toast.) Grand good looking fella who walked me home (all 20 metres of it) and we ended up chatting and the rest.

    Now I'm wide awake and he's happily sleeping away in my bed. I managed to get out from his cuddles (which were lovely, but I'm too awake) and now I'm on the couch listening to music at a very low volume and wondering how to gently get rid of him. It's too early to kick him out in fairness, so I was thinking of waiting until 9 and then having a shower which will hopefully wake him up and then doing the whole goodbye thing.

    Any better suggestions? I can't be the only one in this situation after the long weekend that was in it!

    Haha that's gas!


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    #72
    smcgiff
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    JustAThought wrote: »
    I wonder what's happening!!! : )


    My guess is that the OP has her arm around the randomer as he sits on the edge of the bed as he sobs about how much he loves his wife and kids.


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    #73
    finnharpsboy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,975 ✭✭✭finnharpsboy


    smcgiff wrote: »
    What? You wish you were the OP and hooked up for a ONS with a handsome lad? :P

    haha i wish was a handsome lad :D


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    #74
    ted1
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    I'm guessing the lads performance was slightly below average, at what point would she be looking for actio this morning , 7 or higher?


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    #75
    Dicky Pride
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    This garage will now be like one of those places that sold a winning lotto ticket. They'll have a big poster behind the counter tonight - "another lucky customer!"


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    #76
    nxbyveromdwjpg
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    Freddy Smelly wrote: »
    lol imagine if he had herpes.... even condoms wont protect ya there.
    Freddy Smelly wrote: »
    nope never had genital herpes... but i know someone who did have it.

    but here is the fact sheet link

    http://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/stdfact-herpes.htm

    it clearly states while condoms reduce the risk of infection they dont always prevent infection

    SQUARE


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    #77
    Ihatecuddles-old
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    Wow, random indeed! The OP is definitely getting a morning ride.


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    #78
    Uriel.
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    chughes wrote: »
    You're obviously a good friend of their's, you like them warts and all.

    Herpes aren't warts ;)


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    #79
    Freddy Smelly
    Registered Users Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    Uriel. wrote: »
    Herpes aren't warts ;)

    sssh let him think that... he probably thought the wart on his thumb was herpes. ;)


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    #80
    sadie06
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    Hooked wrote: »
    Think laterally... Set alarm tone on phone to 'a ringtone' and carry out traumatic fake telephone conversation.

    Can only go wrong if you are actually called during said fake conversation. So... Always 'answer' phone by turning off alarm (no snooze) and flicking the phone to mute.

    What's the latest OP?

    Even better, although too late now I know:

    http://www.appsafari.com/utilities/6956/gottago/


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    #81
    JustAThought
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    C'mon YellowFeather!! It's past the 9 o'clock deadline & I'm all bored!!! What's the story!!!! : )


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    #82
    Dave0301
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    I'm just holding out hope that this random guy is a boards.ie member, and logs in later on :D


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    #83
    IM0
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    seven_eleven wrote: »
    Christ, how does one go from meeting someone new from scratch, to riding him in the bed 20 minutes later.
    Jealous.

    looks.

    duh..


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    #84
    Freddy Smelly
    Registered Users Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    IM0 wrote: »
    looks.

    duh..


    or being easy perhaps?


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    #85
    Czarcasm
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    Freddy Smelly wrote: »
    or being easy perhaps?


    Freddy you've already tried with the STI's, now you're going down the "he must have been easy for her to get him into bed", you must have an awful opinion of men! :pac:


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    #86
    Dave0301
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    Freddy Smelly wrote: »
    or being easy perhaps?

    Awwwwwh


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    #87
    Bajingo
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    If it's this awkward now OP will need to find a new local petrol station. Is the station viewable from your place OP?


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    #88
    IM0
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    Bajingo wrote: »
    If it's this awkward now OP will need to find a new local petrol station. Is the station viewable from your place OP?

    depends if you long or short sighted


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    #89
    gramar
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    I think she's forgotten about him and then heard a noise thought it was an intruder and shot him Pistorius style.


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    #90
    corktina
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    trying to think of a good quip, most of the good ones already used......i thought the "breakfast roll" one was the best


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    #91
    Allyall
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    Sh1t.

    I was going to go to the Petrol Station last night. I decided to go to bed instead. :(


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