Randomer in my bed

YellowFeather

Well. After a sensible enough night, I managed to acquire a new friend when I called into the 24 hour petrol station beside me to buy bread. (Was craving beans on toast.) Grand good looking fella who walked me home (all 20 metres of it) and we ended up chatting and the rest.

Now I'm wide awake and he's happily sleeping away in my bed. I managed to get out from his cuddles (which were lovely, but I'm too awake) and now I'm on the couch listening to music at a very low volume and wondering how to gently get rid of him. It's too early to kick him out in fairness, so I was thinking of waiting until 9 and then having a shower which will hopefully wake him up and then doing the whole goodbye thing.

Any better suggestions? I can't be the only one in this situation after the long weekend that was in it!

stoneill

The Lucky bastard. usually when I go to the local petrol station I end up with chewing gum and a bottle of lucozade.

Chattastrophe!

Set your gaf on fire. Smoke him out!

Chattastrophe!

Also, what's wrong with you?! Hungover ridin' is the BEST ridin'!

Standard Toaster

Just the thread for you here OP

http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2056942207/1/#post84480964

PixelTrawler

Thinly veiled "I scored" thread :pac:

Cushie Butterfield

Text a friend. Get them to ring you. Sound suitably hysterical. Tell him he has to leave as your parents have just been killed/kidnapped/held hostage. I'm sure he'll understand.

YellowFeather

stoneill wrote: »

The Lucky bastard. usually when I go to the local petrol station I end up with chewing gum and a bottle of lucozade.

I wouldn't mind, but I didn't even get to eat after buying bread and everything. Ah - priorities I suppose.

YellowFeather

Tlachtga wrote: »

Also, what's wrong with you?! Hungover ridin' is the BEST ridin'!

Nah. I wouldn't mind hooking up again, but I'm afraid that if we did that, he'd fall asleep again afterwards and I'd be in the same position this afternoon.

Xavi6

Pulling someone at a 24 hour petrol station, sounds classy.

Were you at least gee eyed?

Minister

With respect, get tested. Oh, and lock down your valuables.

YellowFeather

Cushie Butterfield wrote: »

Text a friend. Get them to ring you. Sound suitably hysterical. Tell him he has to leave as your parents have just been killed/kidnapped/held hostage. I'm sure he'll understand.

All my friends are asleep. I would pay monies for a 'Dial A Panic' service. It wouldn't be a nice thing to do though.

Guy is still asleep. ??

Catphish

Xavi6 wrote: »

Pulling someone at a 24 hour petrol station, sounds classy.

Were you at least gee eyed?

Well. After a sensible enough night

It doesn't sound like it...

mconigol

I'm just waiting for the thread from the guy stranded in some strange girls bedroom...

Qualitymark

"My dad's coming over and he's got his gun!" That should move him.

YellowFeather

Xavi6 wrote: »

Pulling someone at a 24 hour petrol station, sounds classy.

Were you at least gee eyed?

I know. Not classy at all! Wasn't particularly gee eyed. And, to be fair to the guy, he hadn't been drinking at all. Was just a 'one thing led to another' situation.

Xavi6

YellowFeather wrote: »

I know. Not classy at all! Wasn't particularly gee eyed. And, to be fair to the guy, he hadn't been drinking at all. Was just a 'one thing led to another' situation.

You should post pics of yourself so we know what sort of girls are available for pulling at petrol stations.

'Research' if you will.

Grayson

As him if he's ever thought of having children. How many? What are their names?

Then disagree and correct him on how many the two of you are going to have.

Meh, I don't see what's unclassy about meeting someone in a shop, having a conversation, and clicking. Rather that that end pissed off my tits not remembering quite how I ended up with a randomer in my bed.

(neither of these have ever happen me, I've led a sheltered life )

Whatever you do OP, make sure you look ridiculously hot when he wakes up

SEPT 23 1989

He is serving mass at 10 so im sure he will be up shortly

minidazzler

YellowFeather wrote: »

I know. Not classy at all! Wasn't particularly gee eyed. And, to be fair to the guy, he hadn't been drinking at all. Was just a 'one thing led to another' situation.

Then he'll be easy to wake. If he tells you his name again call him by a different one.

Nice pick up though. Well done OP.

GalwayGuy2

Call him a Taxi and buy him a breakfast roll.

Grayson

minidazzler wrote: »

Then he'll be easy to wake. If he tells you his name again call him by a different one.

Nice pick up though. Well done OP.

But to be fair, the OP's a girl who had a couple of drinks (Not saying she was drunk) and the guy was a guy. A good pick up line would be "My Place?"

okioffice84

YellowFeather wrote: »

Well. After a sensible enough night, I managed to acquire a new friend when I called into the 24 hour petrol station beside me to buy bread. (Was craving beans on toast.) Grand good looking fella who walked me home (all 20 metres of it) and we ended up chatting and the rest.

Now I'm wide awake and he's happily sleeping away in my bed. I managed to get out from his cuddles (which were lovely, but I'm too awake) and now I'm on the couch listening to music at a very low volume and wondering how to gently get rid of him. It's too early to kick him out in fairness, so I was thinking of waiting until 9 and then having a shower which will hopefully wake him up and then doing the whole goodbye thing.

Any better suggestions? I can't be the only one in this situation after the long weekend that was in it!

You live in mellowes quay so you do

GalwayGuy2

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

Call him a Taxi and buy him a breakfast roll.

I don't think name calling is really necessary.

Kevwoody

If the OP was a fella you wouldn't be fit to move for all the 'I smell bullsh*t replys'

racso1975

Wake him up wearing a strap-on....then tell him you are headin to the jax for a sec.


pound to the penny he is gone when you come back

Catphish

Deleted User wrote: »

Meh, I don't see what's unclassy about meeting someone in a shop, having a conversation, and clicking.

Lets call a spade a spade here, it was a petrol station hook up. What was wrong with swapping numbers and arranging a meet up?

Each to their own and all that.

YellowFeather

racso1975 wrote: »

Wake him up wearing a strap-on....then tell him you are headin to the jax for a sec.


pound to the penny he is gone when you come back

But what if he wasn't!!!

Gonna go in and have a shower now - 9 am is ages away. Wish me luck!

Dtp79

Catphish wrote: »

Lets call a spade a spade here, it was a petrol station hook up. What was wrong with swapping numbers and arranging a meet up?

Each to their own and all that.

They did more than swap numbers

Catphish

Catphish wrote: »

Lets call a spade a spade here, it was a petrol station hook up. What was wrong with swapping numbers and arranging a meet up?

Each to their own and all that.

If you think one night stands are unclassy, then it doesn't really matter where they began, does it?

minidazzler

Catphish wrote: »

Lets call a spade a spade here, it was a petrol station hook up. What was wrong with swapping numbers and arranging a meet up?

Each to their own and all that.

I find it funny you're saying each to their own while saying she should have just gotten his number and fcuked later after pretending to get to know each other through text.

One is as good as the other in my book.

evolving_doors

I'm surprised no one here has suggested blasting him with ..... ah you get the idea

chughes

Sit on the bed beside him and have an array of wedding magazines that you're flicking through. Tell him that you've already been on the phone to Franc and he loves some of the ideas you put to him.

As per previous poster, tell him you have to go to the jax for a few minutes.

Oh, and by the way, secure your CD collection. He might be a fan of Ross O'Carroll Kelly.

belcampprisoner

you should offer him beans on toast

Armelodie

Armelodie wrote: »

I'm surprised no one here has suggested blasting him with ..... ah you get the idea

Probably because it's banned

minidazzler

Armelodie wrote: »

I'm surprised no one here has suggested blasting him with ..... ah you get the idea

She just might do it and we don't wanna give her too terrible of idea's.


Paste the condom (if there is one) into a scrap book as he watches.... rate him 4/10.....

racso1975

YellowFeather wrote: »

But what if he wasn't!!!

Gonna go in and have a shower now - 9 am is ages away. Wish me luck!

Not to freak you out or anything but that shower could go a number of ways

1) Pyscho he stabs ya to death etc etc

2) he is an eco warrior and decides to save the water and hops into shower with ya........plus side of this is you will have the cleanest boobs in ireland

best of luck either ways pics or gtfo

minidazzler

belcampprisoner wrote: »

you should offer him beans on toast

I love when I can post this guys music in context..

Freddy Smelly

tell him your only 14... that will get rid of him

Sulla Felix

Wake him up, tell him your landlord is showing the apt after nine or ten and you need time to clean up the place.
Actually, see if he'll help with that but tell him the landlord will go spare if he's still here when the prospective tenants arrive.

Catphish

minidazzler wrote: »

I find it funny you're saying each to their own while saying she should have just gotten his number and fcuked later after pretending to get to know each other through text.

One is as good as the other in my book.

I never said ANY of that

smcgiff

Er, turn the volume UP - that'll be a start.

The lad is most likely wide awake trying to plan his exit in the least awkward way possible.

Frynge

Tell him to get the fup up and the fup out, and to give you a call sometime, I'm thinking Friday afternoon.

Anyone

Go and make him breakfast.

trad

Tell him your hubby will be home at 9

smcgiff

trad wrote: »

Tell him your hubby will be home at 9

The op's gone quiet...

Or, perhaps she's screaming

Freddy Smelly

smcgiff wrote: »

The op's gone quiet...

Or, perhaps she's screaming

probably went back to bed for more sex

the bigger question is what on earth was the guy's chat up line? it took all of 20 metres to get a complete stranger into bed for the ride

Lapin

Cushie Butterfield wrote: »

Text a friend. Get them to ring you. Sound suitably hysterical. Tell him he has to leave as your parents have just been killed/kidnapped/held hostage. I'm sure he'll understand.

Or just tell him the parents are calling around in 10 minutes.

Watch him run.

smcgiff

Freddy Smelly wrote: »

probably went back to bed for more sex

Pah! You'd think she'd have been considerate enough to let us know first!

Hooked

YellowFeather wrote: »

All my friends are asleep. I would pay monies for a 'Dial A Panic' service. It wouldn't be a nice thing to do though.

Guy is still asleep. ??

Think laterally... Set alarm tone on phone to 'a ringtone' and carry out traumatic fake telephone conversation.

Can only go wrong if you are actually called during said fake conversation. So... Always 'answer' phone by turning off alarm (no snooze) and flicking the phone to mute.

What's the latest OP?