Randomer in my bed

YellowFeather · 06-05-2013 7:18am #1

Well. After a sensible enough night, I managed to acquire a new friend when I called into the 24 hour petrol station beside me to buy bread. (Was craving beans on toast.) Grand good looking fella who walked me home (all 20 metres of it) and we ended up chatting and the rest.

Now I'm wide awake and he's happily sleeping away in my bed. I managed to get out from his cuddles (which were lovely, but I'm too awake) and now I'm on the couch listening to music at a very low volume and wondering how to gently get rid of him. It's too early to kick him out in fairness, so I was thinking of waiting until 9 and then having a shower which will hopefully wake him up and then doing the whole goodbye thing.

Any better suggestions? I can't be the only one in this situation after the long weekend that was in it!

stoneill · 06-05-2013 7:21am

The Lucky bastard. usually when I go to the local petrol station I end up with chewing gum and a bottle of lucozade.

Chattastrophe! · 06-05-2013 7:23am

Set your gaf on fire. Smoke him out!

Chattastrophe! · 06-05-2013 7:24am

Also, what's wrong with you?! Hungover ridin' is the BEST ridin'!

Standard Toaster · 06-05-2013 7:27am

Just the thread for you here OP

http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2056942207/1/#post84480964

PixelTrawler · 06-05-2013 7:28am

Thinly veiled "I scored" thread :pac:

Cushie Butterfield · 06-05-2013 7:32am

Text a friend. Get them to ring you. Sound suitably hysterical. Tell him he has to leave as your parents have just been killed/kidnapped/held hostage. I'm sure he'll understand.

YellowFeather · 06-05-2013 7:32am

stoneill wrote: »

The Lucky bastard. usually when I go to the local petrol station I end up with chewing gum and a bottle of lucozade.

I wouldn't mind, but I didn't even get to eat after buying bread and everything. Ah - priorities I suppose.

YellowFeather · 06-05-2013 7:36am

Tlachtga wrote: »

Also, what's wrong with you?! Hungover ridin' is the BEST ridin'!

Nah. I wouldn't mind hooking up again, but I'm afraid that if we did that, he'd fall asleep again afterwards and I'd be in the same position this afternoon.

Xavi6 · 06-05-2013 7:37am

Pulling someone at a 24 hour petrol station, sounds classy.

Were you at least gee eyed?

Minister · 06-05-2013 7:41am

With respect, get tested. Oh, and lock down your valuables.

YellowFeather · 06-05-2013 7:41am

Cushie Butterfield wrote: »

Text a friend. Get them to ring you. Sound suitably hysterical. Tell him he has to leave as your parents have just been killed/kidnapped/held hostage. I'm sure he'll understand.

All my friends are asleep. I would pay monies for a 'Dial A Panic' service. It wouldn't be a nice thing to do though.

Guy is still asleep. ??

Catphish · 06-05-2013 7:42am

Xavi6 wrote: »

Pulling someone at a 24 hour petrol station, sounds classy.

Were you at least gee eyed?

Well. After a sensible enough night

It doesn't sound like it...

mconigol · 06-05-2013 7:43am

I'm just waiting for the thread from the guy stranded in some strange girls bedroom...

Qualitymark · 06-05-2013 7:43am

"My dad's coming over and he's got his gun!" That should move him.

YellowFeather · 06-05-2013 7:46am

Xavi6 wrote: »

Pulling someone at a 24 hour petrol station, sounds classy.

Were you at least gee eyed?

I know. Not classy at all! Wasn't particularly gee eyed. And, to be fair to the guy, he hadn't been drinking at all. Was just a 'one thing led to another' situation.

Xavi6 · 06-05-2013 7:48am

YellowFeather wrote: »

I know. Not classy at all! Wasn't particularly gee eyed. And, to be fair to the guy, he hadn't been drinking at all. Was just a 'one thing led to another' situation.

You should post pics of yourself so we know what sort of girls are available for pulling at petrol stations.

'Research' if you will.

Grayson · 06-05-2013 7:49am

As him if he's ever thought of having children. How many? What are their names?

Then disagree and correct him on how many the two of you are going to have.

06-05-2013 7:49am

Meh, I don't see what's unclassy about meeting someone in a shop, having a conversation, and clicking. Rather that that end pissed off my tits not remembering quite how I ended up with a randomer in my bed.

(neither of these have ever happen me, I've led a sheltered life

)

Whatever you do OP, make sure you look ridiculously hot when he wakes up

SEPT 23 1989 · 06-05-2013 7:51am

He is serving mass at 10 so im sure he will be up shortly

minidazzler · 06-05-2013 7:51am

YellowFeather wrote: »

I know. Not classy at all! Wasn't particularly gee eyed. And, to be fair to the guy, he hadn't been drinking at all. Was just a 'one thing led to another' situation.

Then he'll be easy to wake. If he tells you his name again call him by a different one.

Nice pick up though. Well done OP.

GalwayGuy2 · 06-05-2013 7:52am

Call him a Taxi and buy him a breakfast roll.

Grayson · 06-05-2013 7:53am

minidazzler wrote: »

Then he'll be easy to wake. If he tells you his name again call him by a different one.

Nice pick up though. Well done OP.

But to be fair, the OP's a girl who had a couple of drinks (Not saying she was drunk) and the guy was a guy. A good pick up line would be "My Place?"

okioffice84 · 06-05-2013 7:53am

YellowFeather wrote: »

Well. After a sensible enough night, I managed to acquire a new friend when I called into the 24 hour petrol station beside me to buy bread. (Was craving beans on toast.) Grand good looking fella who walked me home (all 20 metres of it) and we ended up chatting and the rest.

Now I'm wide awake and he's happily sleeping away in my bed. I managed to get out from his cuddles (which were lovely, but I'm too awake) and now I'm on the couch listening to music at a very low volume and wondering how to gently get rid of him. It's too early to kick him out in fairness, so I was thinking of waiting until 9 and then having a shower which will hopefully wake him up and then doing the whole goodbye thing.

Any better suggestions? I can't be the only one in this situation after the long weekend that was in it!

You live in mellowes quay so you do

06-05-2013 7:54am

GalwayGuy2 wrote: »

Call him a Taxi and buy him a breakfast roll.

I don't think name calling is really necessary.

Kevwoody · 06-05-2013 7:55am

If the OP was a fella you wouldn't be fit to move for all the 'I smell bullsh*t replys'

racso1975 · 06-05-2013 7:55am

Wake him up wearing a strap-on....then tell him you are headin to the jax for a sec.

pound to the penny he is gone when you come back

Catphish · 06-05-2013 8:00am

Deleted User wrote: »

Meh, I don't see what's unclassy about meeting someone in a shop, having a conversation, and clicking.

Lets call a spade a spade here, it was a petrol station hook up. What was wrong with swapping numbers and arranging a meet up?

Each to their own and all that.

YellowFeather · 06-05-2013 8:03am

racso1975 wrote: »

Wake him up wearing a strap-on....then tell him you are headin to the jax for a sec.

pound to the penny he is gone when you come back

But what if he wasn't!!!

Gonna go in and have a shower now - 9 am is ages away. Wish me luck!

Dtp79 · 06-05-2013 8:03am

Catphish wrote: »

Lets call a spade a spade here, it was a petrol station hook up. What was wrong with swapping numbers and arranging a meet up?

Each to their own and all that.

They did more than swap numbers

06-05-2013 8:03am

Catphish wrote: »

Lets call a spade a spade here, it was a petrol station hook up. What was wrong with swapping numbers and arranging a meet up?

Each to their own and all that.

If you think one night stands are unclassy, then it doesn't really matter where they began, does it?

Randomer in my bed

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