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Randomer in my bed

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    #92
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Wonder was the petrol station a sexycow...












    bye.


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    #93
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    the pair of them are having giggles now about how she started a thread about it, and are lying in bed after round 3 and pressing refresh on this thread every 4 seconds

    get up and make him a sammich woman :mad:


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    #94
    Systemic Risk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 217 ✭✭Systemic Risk


    okioffice84 wrote: »
    You live in mellowes quay so you do

    How do you know where the OP lives. Are you the randomer? Or is this a pun that went way over my head?


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    #95
    osarusan
    Registered Users Posts: 16,587 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    The last we heard from the OP was at 8.03 and she was going for a shower which would hopefully wake him up.

    2 hours and 16 minutes.

    Thins are going either very well or very badly.


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    #96
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    osarusan wrote: »
    The last we heard from the OP was at 8.03 and she was going for a shower which would hopefully wake him up.

    2 hours and 16 minutes.

    Thins are going either very well or very badly.

    Or maybe, just maybe, the OP has a life ;)


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    #97
    Freddy Smelly
    Registered Users Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    Freddy you've already tried with the STI's, now you're going down the "he must have been easy for her to get him into bed", you must have an awful opinion of men! :pac:

    lol i was thinking that it was the other way round but i guess we have to be fair to both genders ;)


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    #98
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    osarusan wrote: »
    The last we heard from the OP was at 8.03 and she was going for a shower which would hopefully wake him up.

    2 hours and 16 minutes.

    Thins are going either very well or very badly.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TUeUL7EW9M


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    #99
    purpur1
    Registered Users Posts: 239 ✭✭purpur1


    Me thinks OP is getting banged out of the ball park at present


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    #100
    dmc17
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    purpur1 wrote: »
    Me thinks OP is getting banged out of the ball park at present

    Or buried in the back yard :eek:


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    #101
    Freddy Smelly
    Registered Users Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    do we need to start a missing persons thread for the op?


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    #102
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    YellowFeather wrote: »
    Now I'm wide awake and he's happily sleeping away in my bed. I managed to get out from his cuddles (which were lovely, but I'm too awake) and now I'm on the couch listening to music at a very low volume and wondering how to gently get rid of him. It's too early to kick him out in fairness, so I was thinking of waiting until 9 and then having a shower which will hopefully wake him up and then doing the whole goodbye thing.
    Freddy Smelly wrote: »
    do we need to start a missing persons thread for the op?

    other way round :eek:


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    #103
    ted1
    Registered Users Posts: 23,440 ✭✭✭✭ted1


    Do you reckon the garage are begining wondering who owns the car at pump 5?


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    #104
    Evolutionary Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 20 ✭Evolutionary Guy


    Where is this petrol station !!! So much better than a free car freshener!


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    #105
    Manc-Red
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭Manc-Red


    That's a sale he'll never forget!!


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    #106
    Boombastic
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    IM0 wrote: »
    other way round :eek:

    A found persons thread?


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    #107
    Fukuyama
    Registered Users Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Fukuyama


    Boombastic wrote: »
    A found persons thread?

    I work in a petrol station.

    First we had that guy a year back picking up that chick Ciara or something.

    Now this.

    Where the fcuk is all my action!!?? :mad:


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    #108
    Hooked
    Registered Users Posts: 2,786 ✭✭✭Hooked


    ted1 wrote: »
    Do you reckon the garage are begining wondering who owns the car at pump 5?

    Seeing as its 2 hours past the deadline, I'd say he's on pump number 5 by now.


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    #109
    YellowFeather
    Registered Users Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    And he's gone!!


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    #110
    Freddy Smelly
    Registered Users Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    YellowFeather wrote: »
    And he's gone!!

    buried or did you feed him to the pigs?


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    #111
    Fukuyama
    Registered Users Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Fukuyama


    YellowFeather wrote: »
    And he's gone!!

    Explain to us how it went from buying a sliced pan to him slicing your pan.


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    #112
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    YellowFeather wrote: »
    And he's gone!!


    Do you need a clean up crew?


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    #113
    [Deleted User]
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    YellowFeather wrote: »
    And he's gone!!

    We'll be needing more details please and thank you.


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    #114
    Freddy Smelly
    Registered Users Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    Missing Person Report,

    Missing Male

    Last seen walking out of a petrol station with a woman carrying a sliced pan of bread.

    if you have any info please call the missing persons bureau

    all calls will be kept confidential


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    #115
    YellowFeather
    Registered Users Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭YellowFeather


    Don't worry. He's still alive. I need another shower though.


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    #116
    M5
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    YellowFeather wrote: »
    Don't worry. He's still alive. I need another shower though.

    Is that the second or third shower?


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    #117
    gramar
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    YellowFeather wrote: »
    Don't worry. He's still alive. I need another shower though.

    Just what we all suspected. You knew it deep down yourself.


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    #118
    Freddy Smelly
    Registered Users Posts: 980 ✭✭✭Freddy Smelly


    M5 wrote: »
    Is that the second or third shower?

    golden shower one might assume ;)


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    #119
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    YellowFeather wrote: »
    And he's gone!!

    so did you beat him to death with the rolling pin or the dildo?


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    #120
    Potential-Monke
    Registered Users Posts: 13,887 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    So you thought the best way to get a fella to leave was to ride him again. I like your style!


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    #121
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    wait.......ciara!!!!


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