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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    I'm ashamed to say I went to the same school as this guy. None of this is a joke :(

    MMMAAAAAAASSSSHHHHEEEDDD HAHAHA

    I can hear birdz tweetin in the treez outside my gaf nd its only 4. Wat the ****?

    If ppl r getn off skool cuz ov the snow i tink i shud be allowed off work



    Havin a shower nd singin along wit tunez nd my neighbour starts bangin on the wall. so i start banging back nd turn up the volume. **** u ya ****!


    Tink im gonna havta gdt a new tattoo 2moro. I havnt got 1 since i wuz 13 nd im still dyin 4 a new 1

    ere any1 doin anytin? Im in me gaf bored ou ov my tits drinkin canz nd poppin yokez. Let me know please

    Any1 else find it funny wen ur mashed nd ur eyes start shootin side 2 side ou ov nower. Feelin it nd luvin it haha

    Just got jumped by 2 lil ticks at ***** garage bu they failed so enjoy pickin ur teeth up matez
    When you were in school together, how was his spelling?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 757 ✭✭✭Apanachi


    coolhull wrote: »
    When you were in school together, how was his spelling?

    That's the thing that makes me wonder, a few of my friends on FB did honours English with me for the Leaving Cert and the way they spell is atrocious.

    Now I'm not talking about typos, that happens to the best of us sometimes, but one of them (who got a B1 in honours English, so I know she's not dyslexic) constantly writes stuff like "I'm board" instead of "I'm bored", "quite" instead of "quiet" (then there's the whole "luk" (look/luck) "sez" (says) "cum" (come). She seems to habe forgotten the difference between "there, their and they're" (altough very often she just writes "der") and so on.

    I don't get it, she was one of the smartest girls in the class maybe it's just her "Facebook mode", but she comes across as a right dense twat who can't even spell the simplest of words


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Apanachi wrote: »
    That's the thing that makes me wonder, a few of my friends on FB did honours English with me for the Leaving Cert and the way they spell is atrocious.

    Now I'm not talking about typos, that happens to the best of us sometimes, but one of them (who got a B1 in honours English, so I know she's not dyslexic) constantly writes stuff like "I'm board" instead of "I'm bored", "quite" instead of "quiet" (then there's the whole "luk" (look/luck) "sez" (says) "cum" (come). She seems to habe forgotten the difference between "there, their and they're" (altough very often she just writes "der") and so on.

    I don't get it, she was one of the smartest girls in the class maybe it's just her "Facebook mode", but she comes across as a right dense twat who can't even spell the simplest of words

    I genuinely don't get people who use txtspk on Facebook... I mean, there's no reason why you should need to when you have a qwerty keyboard in front of you. If it's really that big of a timesink to add in vowels, you need to go away and learn to touch-type.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    This kind of shíte is worse than some of the facebook status posts. Grow up and get a small bit of cop on ffs.

    This kind of shíte is worse than some of the facebook status posts. Grow up and get a small bit of cop on ffs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Czarcasm wrote: »
    This kind of shíte is worse than some of the facebook status posts. Grow up and get a small bit of cop on ffs.
    This kind of shíte is worse than some of the facebook status posts. Grow up and get a small bit of cop on ffs.
    Is there an echo in here? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 901 ✭✭✭Vicar in a tutu


    danslevent wrote: »
    A Muslim friend of mine posted this, I thought it was nice to see a different perspective, and did challenge my view point of Muslims, which I realised is very heavily media influenced...damn you 'Merica!

    If you’re one of those people that think all Muslims are ‘terrorists’ or that Islam condones violence, then you should probably keep reading.

    As your friend, who also just happens to be Muslim, I’d like to ask you to think back to that time when I, or anyone from my family, caused you pain or sadness. Oh wait, you can’t…perhaps because it has yet to happen. The last couple of days have been really sensitive and for the most part, extremely confusing. It breaks my heart to see so much crap about Muslims being terrorists and Muslims spreading hate and violence on my newsfeed, and a lot of it is from people I consider to be friends.

    If you have any respect for yourself or for your consciousness and ability to logically think for yourself, then you wouldn’t believe everything you’re spoon fed by the media, which happens to be the most biased entity on earth right now. Don’t just accept facts and don’t just take what you hear or read to heart and then spread false information. I'm not telling you what to believe, just asking for you to be more conscious about what you see and understand.

    The name and beauty of Islam has been mutilated by the media. Yeah, there are some pretty awful people in this world and yeah, some people do some awful things, and yeah some of those people happen to call themselves Muslims. But, as a Muslim who grew up with her mother teaching her the Quran from the moment she could read, and as your friend, I want to let you know that those people are in no way Muslim. Those are people who lost their way. If you read the Quran yourself before believing what other people who have never even touched it have said about it, you’ll see the monumental emphasis Islam places on preserving life, standing up against injustice, helping the orphans and the poor, granting women rights and you’ll also realize that killing is considered a major act of transgression. If you read the Quran back to front instead of watching the BS on CNN, you’ll face-palm and hate yourself for being so ignorant.

    The thing is, there are all kinds of people in this world, all kinds of twisted mentalities and all kinds of evil. But if you start judging an ENTIRE group or race or religion based off of the actions of a select few, then that says a lot more about your mentality than it does theirs.

    We’re so quick to blame other people but rarely take it upon ourselves to actually do some research, actually make an effort to find out what’s really going on. I urge you, as my friends, to either read the Quran yourself, or ask me about something before you believe what some random reporter on the news has to say about my religion.

    Islam is about solidarity, about treating people with respect, about loving your friends and family more than you would yourself, it’s about finding yourself in a world that’s tainted and fuelled by arrogance and misery. Islam is by no means a religion that tells its followers to blow themselves up. Islam doesn’t tell me to kill anyone. It doesn’t tell me to force women (like myself lawls) to wear the hijab (headscarf) and it most certainly doesn’t tell me to hurt anyone in anyway.

    All I ask is that next time you read or see something that calls Muslims terrorists, that you think rather than follow the masses of headless chickens. I ask that you actually care enough to be fair and I ask that you be honest with yourself and not let the media have that power over you.



    Really love this!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,325 ✭✭✭smileyj1987


    dan1895 wrote: »
    Or at least go and Czech a map first.

    I'll get my coat.

    It seems the Americans aren't very good at countries names .

    http://publicshaming.tumblr.com/post/48547675807/the-definitive-people-who-thought-chechnya-was-the


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,533 ✭✭✭✭end of the road


    I'm ashamed to say I went to the same school as this guy. None of this is a joke
    Just got jumped by 2 lil ticks at ***** garage
    good, hip hip hurreh

    I'm very highly educated. I know words, i have the best words, nobody has better words then me.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,859 ✭✭✭redarmy




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 757 ✭✭✭Apanachi


    From a person who would probably explode in flames if she even went near a church or crucifix...

    https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p480x480/524615_4874290696470_1455109110_n.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Apanachi wrote: »
    From a person who would probably explode in flames if she even went near a church or crucifix...

    https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p480x480/524615_4874290696470_1455109110_n.jpg
    What can you say to that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    Really love this!

    I don't. In fact, I HATE "I am what my religion teaches" posts.

    This reminds me a bit of a housemate of mine (who also happens to be Islamic, but that's just coincidence). His Facebook posts are an attempt to look deep and brooding, but when you know the guy, you know that he just lays around 24/7 pissing away college funds paid for by his family. And, knowing this, you then begin to see how everything on his Facebook is just an attempt to validate being a lazy waster. He'd happily tell you that it's all just a part of a big grand design, though, that that's what his religion teaches him to do.

    Even the devil can cite scripture for his worth...

    I'm an atheist but both respect and am interested in others' beliefs and how they affect their life choices. But the reality is that if you are Islam, you are just as likely to be a terrorist as you are to be loving and compassionate, i.e. not particularly.

    Religion is just a basis, an ideology. What matters and defines a person is the choices they make with that in mind. They'll then generally work backwards and attempt to find some religious basis to justify that, or failing that just change religion to suit the life choices that suit them best.

    So no, while I can COMPLETELY understand how frustrating it must be to be considered something negative on the sole basis of the religion you just happened to be born into, to completely go the other side of the coin and to use that religion as the basis for why you're, in fact, a good person is equal levels of bull****.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20 kickslate


    "Only found out now Margaret thatcher died..should maybe start watching the news haha"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    coolhull wrote: »
    What can you say to that?

    Wow, my Jesus costume really fooled that little kid…


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,166 ✭✭✭Stereomaniac


    I think some statuses should be ignored, or else engaged with in a realistic, and intelligent manner.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 757 ✭✭✭Apanachi


    I think some statuses should be ignored, or else engaged with in a realistic, and intelligent manner.

    But, how can you ignore a status if God saw you reading it????

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,166 ✭✭✭Stereomaniac


    That's up to God what he wants to do with that. I am ignoring it. What God sees ain't my problem! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,741 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    coolhull wrote: »
    What can you say to that?

    - It's not true
    - Why didn't Jesus do something helpful like stopping the guy from killing himself and his wife?
    - It's not true
    - Really? God is watching to see who reposts it on Facebook?
    - It's not true
    - It's not true


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    Penn wrote: »
    - It's not true
    - Why didn't Jesus do something helpful like stopping the guy from killing himself and his wife?

    They were obviously sodomites. Jesus can't be helping those kinds out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,234 ✭✭✭Thwip!


    coolhull wrote: »
    What can you say to that?

    That the guy behind the couch was the man her mom was having an affair with and had just got caught in the act...hence only wearing a towel :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 757 ✭✭✭Apanachi


    coolhull wrote: »
    What can you say to that?

    Must have been Easter Sunday…


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,441 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    :(: i dunno

    What does that even mean?!
    I really need to block this one. Between the attention seeking posts like the above, the 'my boyf is totes the greatest' posts and the constant sharing of those awful 'romantic' and 'motivational' pictures she is the definition of annoying facebook girlie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 50 ✭✭gubber


    "Ireland: the Amsterdam of alcohol!!" Cringe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,701 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Board.com. Is not the word

    Correct. Bored is the word :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,273 ✭✭✭EuskalHerria


    Quazzie wrote: »
    Correct. Bored is the word :rolleyes:

    No more than a minute after reading your post, this was posted by one of my friends:

    BOAAAAAARED
    (Elongating the A on purpose to highlight stupidity)

    If they're so bored, read a dictionary. They'll get to B in no time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,533 ✭✭✭✭end of the road


    (sorry, saw this and had no choice but to post it here) this is taken from a well known facebook page, it turned my hair gray and i'm only 25, i give up
    quote
    Hi Waz goin dwn d road der 2day n cn dis yungala trunin dids at dis uder yungala so i wnt ovr n tryd 2 stop it n d 2 uder yungalas tuderned on me n strt trunininin digs at me. dey puled me jumper up ovr me hed and me bags round me ankals n gav me a wegey n ran off wit me jacka. i rang d garda n dey laffed dwn d fone at me. dey said it was a nu scam day youngalas r pretend scrapin so sum 1 cums ovr n trys stop it den robs der jackas n sel dem. wil ye warn all ur liseners dat dis scam is goin on n if ye c youngalas trunin digs mind ur eoin coz d garda do nutin coz der always etin donuts d fat pig rats rats ou slasher103

    I'm very highly educated. I know words, i have the best words, nobody has better words then me.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,009 ✭✭✭reap-a-rat


    yungala yungalas yungalast

    What the hell? That was so hard to read and then decipher. I've been studying for a cryptography exam and I still had trouble!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    What is that? I don't even...


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