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wnolan1992 · 20-02-2013 10:14PM

Chavways wrote: »

ok lads 20 too day frist i want too thx evaeyone on facebook who whis me a happy birthday can i just thxs my flmmly who work so hard with me for the past 19 yers too when i was a babey i was like a ball and my mam and my dad did and my brothers and sisters i wold be lost with out my flmmly only for them i woud still be in that ball and i love my flmmly i set my life on goles and 1 of the goles was too go too colage and im in mary i and i love it and it was the work of my flmmly who got me there i have just a good life with my flmmly and frinds and and been a part of A TAME BRIGE CELTIC who are vary good to me and in 20 yers time i be still part of the birge celtic tame and that a fact so mam and dad and flmmly thxs u so much for the past 19 yeres u made my dermes come true and lads get rady for a big party in 300 and 65 day time the BIG 1 THE 21st I DO SOME SINNING THAT NITE LADS

Mary I?

Mary I?

This... twonk... is likely going to be teaching the future generation?

coolhull · 20-02-2013 10:14PM

And this guy is in college? He says that was one of his ''goles''. How standards have dropped...
Also, someone should point out to him that little icon on top of the screen that says 'SpellCheck'

Defiler Of The Coffin · 20-02-2013 10:15PM

Chavways wrote: »

ok lads 20 too day frist i want too thx evaeyone on facebook who whis me a happy birthday can i just thxs my flmmly who work so hard with me for the past 19 yers too when i was a babey i was like a ball and my mam and my dad did and my brothers and sisters i wold be lost with out my flmmly only for them i woud still be in that ball and i love my flmmly i set my life on goles and 1 of the goles was too go too colage and im in mary i and i love it and it was the work of my flmmly who got me there i have just a good life with my flmmly and frinds and and been a part of A TAME BRIGE CELTIC who are vary good to me and in 20 yers time i be still part of the birge celtic tame and that a fact so mam and dad and flmmly thxs u so much for the past 19 yeres u made my dermes come true and lads get rady for a big party in 300 and 65 day time the BIG 1 THE 21st I DO SOME SINNING THAT NITE LADS

I've had to take a Panadol after attempting to read that

Brian_Zeluz · 20-02-2013 10:20PM

I think I may have had a stroke attempting to read that, this thread needs a health warning.

coolhull · 20-02-2013 10:23PM

Chavways wrote: »

ok lads 20 too day frist i want too thx evaeyone on facebook who whis me a happy birthday can i just thxs my flmmly who work so hard with me for the past 19 yers too when i was a babey i was like a ball and my mam and my dad did and my brothers and sisters i wold be lost with out my flmmly only for them i woud still be in that ball and i love my flmmly i set my life on goles and 1 of the goles was too go too colage and im in mary i and i love it and it was the work of my flmmly who got me there i have just a good life with my flmmly and frinds and and been a part of A TAME BRIGE CELTIC who are vary good to me and in 20 yers time i be still part of the birge celtic tame and that a fact so mam and dad and flmmly thxs u so much for the past 19 yeres u made my dermes come true and lads get rady for a big party in 300 and 65 day time the BIG 1 THE 21st I DO SOME SINNING THAT NITE LADS

Would I be right in thinking that ''Tame Brige Celtic'' is not a well known Academy of English Studies?

Boombastic · 20-02-2013 10:24PM

coolhull wrote: »

And this guy is in college? He says that was one of his ''goles''. How standards have dropped...
Also, someone should point out to him that little icon on top of the screen that says 'SpellCheck'

No they're in colage thanks to the work of their flmmly

anbrutog · 20-02-2013 10:31PM

coolhull wrote: »

Would I be right in thinking that ''Tame Brige Celtic'' is not a well known Academy of English Studies?

I dont think so...they do score a lot of goles though.

Luxie · 20-02-2013 10:32PM

coolhull wrote: »

And this guy is in college? He says that was one of his ''goles''. How standards have dropped...
Also, someone should point out to him that little icon on top of the screen that says 'SpellCheck'

What spellchecker would go near that?

implausible · 20-02-2013 10:43PM

I think the young fella is dyslexic.

thefasteriwalk · 20-02-2013 11:23PM

The King of Moo wrote: »

I've a rough idea of the meaning of most of this post, but I've no idea what this is. He was a ball when he was a baby, and worried about being inside a ball?
Is it a metaphor?

In some areas 'ball' is used colloquially to mean 'a complete mess / wreck'. I'd imagine that's what they're referring to; it's my best bet at least.

Boombastic · 20-02-2013 11:28PM

thefasteriwalk wrote: »

In some areas 'ball' is used colloquially to mean 'a complete mess / wreck'. I'd imagine that's what they're referring too; it's my best bet at least.

when i was a babey i was like a ball

I assumed it was the fetal position? Unless they were using him as a ball, literally. A baby can't really be a complete mess/wreck....but then again who knows.

Cryptic

Pilotdude5 · 20-02-2013 11:33PM

300 and 65 day time

My favourite bit.

thefasteriwalk · 20-02-2013 11:45PM

Boombastic wrote: »

I assumed it was the fetal position? Unless they were using him as a ball, literally. A baby can't really be a complete mess/wreck....but then again who knows. Cryptic

Hmm. I'm not sure. Although, their second use of the term really makes me think I'm right. There have been many times when I, and most from my part of the country, have said: 'Ugh, I was in some ball all day Sunday' or 'I'm in some ball after that dinner.' The baby part still remains though - unless they actually mean child.

Thwip! · 21-02-2013 12:02AM

MadYaker wrote: »

He must be a pokemon.

This or this?

Sinfonia · 21-02-2013 02:02AM

Also he's just turned 20 and thinks he's been alive for 19 years...

im invisible · 21-02-2013 04:54AM

ok, i dont want to get slammed for this, but when i read it, i found myself reading with a traveller accent....

cue "whats a traveller accent exactly?" etc etc, but lets not

Jarrod · 21-02-2013 05:20AM

Chavways wrote: »

ok lads 20 too day frist i want too thx evaeyone on facebook who whis me a happy birthday can i just thxs my flmmly who work so hard with me for the past 19 yers too when i was a babey i was like a ball and my mam and my dad did and my brothers and sisters i wold be lost with out my flmmly only for them i woud still be in that ball and i love my flmmly i set my life on goles and 1 of the goles was too go too colage and im in mary i and i love it and it was the work of my flmmly who got me there i have just a good life with my flmmly and frinds and and been a part of A TAME BRIGE CELTIC who are vary good to me and in 20 yers time i be still part of the birge celtic tame and that a fact so mam and dad and flmmly thxs u so much for the past 19 yeres u made my dermes come true and lads get rady for a big party in 300 and 65 day time the BIG 1 THE 21st I DO SOME SINNING THAT NITE LADS

Looks like this was the result of him trying to eat the keyboard whilst licking his elbows.

Apanachi · 21-02-2013 12:09PM

*MISSING* PLEASE RE POST! ELLIE MAY ASHLEY, 15 YEARS OLD, MOUSY BROWN HAIR
LAST SEEN LEAVING KIRKBY COLLEGE YESTERDAY! PLEASE RE POST IF YOU CAN, DONT
CARE WHERE YOU LIVE, THE SOONER I GET WORD SPREAD THE BETTER,
SHE COULD BE ANYWHERE!
THANKYOU TO ALL THAT BOTHERS TO POST ! X

That girl has been found safe and well on 15/07/2012

Whereas I do sharing photos of missing people on Facebook can help find them, do people not do a back check to see if these things are real or still valid - a friend of mine has posted this for the 4th time - I've told her 3 times that the girl has been found - I won't be doing it again - some people don't want to listen!!!

When I checked the source of the photos she shared, I saw that it had been re-shared 64,414 times since Jan 13th!!!

lolli · 21-02-2013 02:52PM

Person 1 - OMG jus got the best news ever.... everything is finally fallin into place woohoo....can't believe it.

Person 2 - woohoo

Person 3 - are u goin to share the good news?

Person 1 - Um id rather not say on this.

Drakares · 21-02-2013 03:06PM

MrStuffins wrote: »

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=490827657649011&set=a.416651801733264.99259.416640075067770&type=1

This sh*t has >188k comments (mostly the word "play").

Absolute goombas!

Amongst all the comments I found this little Gem:

Silly goat u are. Mind u d day u will give acct of ur obscenity is iminent. Better repent & b save. May God 4give u in Jesus name.

coolhull · 21-02-2013 07:26PM

Even if God forgives her, I would still have trouble forgiving someone for posting sh1t like that

coolhull · 21-02-2013 11:31PM

''like the holocaust, if not worse''

I don't know what 'in the vibe sober'' means, but could it really be worse than Auschwitz in 1943?

im invisible · 22-02-2013 12:04AM

i reckon its around the north meath area, and if so, the answer is yes, it is worse

blacklilly · 22-02-2013 12:12AM

Yep, I believe its in kells, use to work there back in the day, ah fond memories....not really

im invisible · 22-02-2013 01:18AM

So I went out in Galway last night.....the air was brisk as I stumbled from the banter fountain that is Niland House Apartments, 70cl in hand. The Tesco Value vodka burned my throat as I gulped it down, wiping tears from my small pink eyes. I had one goal, the only reason I had come to Galway, I was determined to get the shift. A hazy blur of house parties and pubs followed, involving a life threatening incident in which I challenged a toaster to a fight and lost. I woke up in the toilets of Carbon with no clothes on and bleeding knuckles. I quickly fashioned a stylish suit out of materials that were in the cubicle, and off I went into the club, back on the mission, shiftin' time. That's when I saw her, the most beautiful, tanned, sexy, tall goddess I have ever seen. She was a vision amongst the dyin' mingers. She strutted upto me with a cheeky wink, and I knew I was getting the ride. To cut a long story short, she had a penis. I hate Galway. RAG week is ****.

coolhull · 22-02-2013 01:39AM

im invisible wrote: »

So I went out in Galway last night.....the air was brisk as I stumbled from the banter fountain that is Niland House Apartments, 70cl in hand. The Tesco Value vodka burned my throat as I gulped it down, wiping tears from my small pink eyes. I had one goal, the only reason I had come to Galway, I was determined to get the shift. A hazy blur of house parties and pubs followed, involving a life threatening incident in which I challenged a toaster to a fight and lost. I woke up in the toilets of Carbon with no clothes on and bleeding knuckles. I quickly fashioned a stylish suit out of materials that were in the cubicle, and off I went into the club, back on the mission, shiftin' time. That's when I saw her, the most beautiful, tanned, sexy, tall goddess I have ever seen. She was a vision amongst the dyin' mingers. She strutted upto me with a cheeky wink, and I knew I was getting the ride. To cut a long story short, she had a penis. I hate Galway. RAG week is ****.

This is a long-lost manuscript by W.B. Yeats, right?

Tetra · 22-02-2013 02:40AM

my baby daddy number two is a fat bitch you lie and u kept my kids from me today for no reason your wrong them are my babies and you got the wrong one your big old baby sitter is supposed to be there while you work not while you run around and do whatever and yes i will say something cause them are my kids your leaving when your fat ass can and should be taken them with you you are just hurting my babies in the end bitch cause my kids love me and they always will trust that.yeah your car broke down my ass like i said your not just going to keep doing what the hell ever you want while you got my my kids flat out watch i bet now tomorrow im making phone calls on all you fake ass bitches I DON'T EVEN CARE NO MORE IM CALLING ALL YALL OUT ON ALL YOUR **** CAUSE IM A GOOD ASS MOM TO ALL MY KIDS AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN BUT YOU BITCHES I GOT ALL YOUR ASSES I TOLD YOU WHEN IT COMES TO MY KIDS DON'T **** WITH ME.NOW RUN TELL HIM HIS MOMMY HIS BROTHER IDGAF CAUSE THEY GOING TO FIND OUT ANY WAYS IM NOT PLAYING WITH NONE OF Y'ALL AND I KNOW WHAT THE HELL ALL YOU BITCHES DO CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS

^^ I saw this ^^ :eek:

Boombastic · 22-02-2013 02:44AM

Tetra wrote: »

my baby daddy number two is a fat bitch you lie and u kept my kids from me today for no reason your wrong them are my babies and you got the wrong one your big old baby sitter is supposed to be there while you work not while you run around and do whatever and yes i will say something cause them are my kids your leaving when your fat ass can and should be taken them with you you are just hurting my babies in the end bitch cause my kids love me and they always will trust that.yeah your car broke down my ass like i said your not just going to keep doing what the hell ever you want while you got my my kids flat out watch i bet now tomorrow im making phone calls on all you fake ass bitches I DON'T EVEN CARE NO MORE IM CALLING ALL YALL OUT ON ALL YOUR **** CAUSE IM A GOOD ASS MOM TO ALL MY KIDS AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN BUT YOU BITCHES I GOT ALL YOUR ASSES I TOLD YOU WHEN IT COMES TO MY KIDS DON'T **** WITH ME.NOW RUN TELL HIM HIS MOMMY HIS BROTHER IDGAF CAUSE THEY GOING TO FIND OUT ANY WAYS IM NOT PLAYING WITH NONE OF Y'ALL AND I KNOW WHAT THE HELL ALL YOU BITCHES DO CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS

^^ I saw this ^^ :eek:

That makes me sad

orestes · 22-02-2013 02:52AM

Tetra wrote: »

my baby daddy number two is a fat bitch you lie and u kept my kids from me today for no reason your wrong them are my babies and you got the wrong one your big old baby sitter is supposed to be there while you work not while you run around and do whatever and yes i will say something cause them are my kids your leaving when your fat ass can and should be taken them with you you are just hurting my babies in the end bitch cause my kids love me and they always will trust that.yeah your car broke down my ass like i said your not just going to keep doing what the hell ever you want while you got my my kids flat out watch i bet now tomorrow im making phone calls on all you fake ass bitches I DON'T EVEN CARE NO MORE IM CALLING ALL YALL OUT ON ALL YOUR **** CAUSE IM A GOOD ASS MOM TO ALL MY KIDS AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN BUT YOU BITCHES I GOT ALL YOUR ASSES I TOLD YOU WHEN IT COMES TO MY KIDS DON'T **** WITH ME.NOW RUN TELL HIM HIS MOMMY HIS BROTHER IDGAF CAUSE THEY GOING TO FIND OUT ANY WAYS IM NOT PLAYING WITH NONE OF Y'ALL AND I KNOW WHAT THE HELL ALL YOU BITCHES DO CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS

^^ I saw this ^^ :eek:

So will a judge at a custody hearing.

Tetra · 22-02-2013 03:00AM

orestes wrote: »

So will a judge at a custody hearing.

Really?

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