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Thwip! · 17-02-2013 11:11PM

Stayin in all weekend being good is not me nd Just made some chocolate mallows which is definitly not me either ..seriously makin up for it 2moro ..gotta shake dis granny feelin off hadte have da bottle of bud 2 make me feel better..roll on rag week 2moro wit all my crazy friends ..see you all at 12 tomorrow nd DONT BE LATE haha...xxxx

This is the status of a 24 year old colleague who's in work Tuesday morning, thank fliuch I'm on holidays this week

orestes · 17-02-2013 11:53PM

Thwip! wrote: »

This is the status of a 24 year old colleague who's in work Tuesday morning, thank fliuch I'm on holidays this week

Please tell me a manager or supervisor or something is on their friends list?

Thwip! · 18-02-2013 12:17AM

orestes wrote: »

Please tell me a manager or supervisor or something is on their friends list?

They are, but they're just as bad. Whole shop is just full of that sort of person

SV · 18-02-2013 12:37AM

Thwip! wrote: »

They are, but they're just as bad. Whole shop is just full of that sort of person

The kind of person who's up for the craic and isn't going to just sit in on one of the best day and nights out of the year?

unless you're in a job where you save lives or lives are at risk then working with a hangover is no big deal.
if you do work in that kind of job then apologies.

The King of Moo · 18-02-2013 12:40AM

SV wrote: »

The kind of person who's up for the craic and isn't going to just sit in on one of the best day and nights out of the year?

unless you're in a job where you save lives or lives are at risk then working with a hangover is no big deal.
if you do work in that kind of job then apologies.

Or to put it another way: "the kind of person who can't survive one weekend without drinking and writes almost incomprehensibly, like someone less than half their age.

And in my opinion, an adult getting excited about Rag Week is not "up for the craic," but rather creepy at worst, and a bit sad at best.

SV · 18-02-2013 12:44AM

The King of Moo wrote: »

Or to put it another way: "the kind of person who can't survive one weekend without drinking and writes almost incomprehensibly, like someone less than half their age.

And in my opinion, an adult getting excited about Rag Week is not "up for the craic," but rather creepy at worst, and a bit sad at best.

Right yeah, just not sure how that affects their job performance.

MrStuffins · 18-02-2013 12:47AM

SV wrote: »

Right yeah, just not sure how that affects their job performance.

You presume it doesn't unless peoples' lives are at stake?

What is it that effects them in that scenario that wouldn't effect them in other roles?

The King of Moo · 18-02-2013 12:47AM

SV wrote: »

Right yeah, just not sure how that affects their job performance.

It depends on the job, but a raging Rag Week hangover makes lots of jobs pretty hard to do, and the people probably insufferable to work with.

Thwip! · 18-02-2013 12:58AM

SV wrote: »

Right yeah, just not sure how that affects their job performance.

Despite the fact they're unlikely to turn up for work? And if they do they just sit around and do nothing for the full day and dump all the work on the people who have a bit of common sense whilst alternating between their dept and the bathroom to vomit?. Despite customers complaining about the smell of alcohol? How does that not affect their job performance?

Yeah sure tis grand because the "craic" was had.

Queen-Mise · 18-02-2013 01:16AM

BEASTERLY wrote: »

Translation required on this one.

Haha awh funny stuff telling me to tell ny gt dat ur not afraid of me or any1 hahaha awh stop wud ye my

Here comes a translation - it won't necessarily make sense though.

This is funny when they are telling me to tell 'ny gt' (this could be 'my' & 'gf' -otherwise, no idea)... Start again

This is funny when they are telling me to tell my girlfriend that you are not afraid of me or anyone. Ah would you stop you ('my' - no idea, I can't even think of an ending it could be)...

Brian_Zeluz · 18-02-2013 02:50AM

I've finally figured out what all the awful spelling on facebook etc reminds me of; how Dexter talks in reverse in the "sdrawkcaB" episode of Dexters Laboratory.

im invisible · 18-02-2013 02:55AM

BBC Breaking News: Baby found in the middle of the Meteorite crash site, he is miraculously unharmed. Wrapped in what seems to be a red cape.

pc7 · 18-02-2013 09:35AM

im invisible wrote: »

BBC Breaking News: Baby found in the middle of the Meteorite crash site, he is miraculously unharmed. Wrapped in what seems to be a red cape.

That made me smile

MrStuffins · 18-02-2013 10:08PM

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=490827657649011&set=a.416651801733264.99259.416640075067770&type=1

This sh*t has >188k comments (mostly the word "play").

Absolute goombas!

coolhull · 18-02-2013 10:14PM

https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/575025/241662.PNG

This will be news to you

lounakin · 18-02-2013 10:20PM

I hate when some of my friends use my page as their own advertisment space... that stuff gets deleted immediately!

coolhull · 18-02-2013 11:03PM

https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/575025/241672.PNG

idunno78 · 19-02-2013 02:46AM

'Can you get drunk from potato juice'

maximoose · 19-02-2013 12:03PM

Scrolling through newsfeed today, see a pic some friend of a friend has put up of a suitcase packed with clothes and vodka.

Comments:

"Myswell". I'm assuming that is Retard for "Might as well"

I despair.

TheChevron · 19-02-2013 01:18PM

"Just burnt my pancakes.

They are so black and thin, im waitin on Bono and Bob Geldof to start singin them a song"

yerwanthere123 · 19-02-2013 08:18PM

" All clothes nearly dry after having to wash everything due to mould. 2nd time i had to do it in two different places. Cork's rental properties seem to have big problems with mould "

Scintillating stuff.

yerwanthere123 · 19-02-2013 08:20PM

And now to balance out all the crap with a good status:

" I've decided to name my eyebrows "Church" and "State" in the hopes that they remain separate "

orestes · 20-02-2013 02:57AM

You know that "people you may know" thing that suggests people to add based on friends of yours being friends with them too?

I just had one suggested because we have 8 friends in common.

It was my mothers dog.

God dammit.

Mince Pie · 20-02-2013 03:00AM

orestes wrote: »

You know that "people you may know" thing that suggests people to add based on friends of yours being friends with them too?

I just had one suggested because we have 8 friends in common.

It was my mothers dog.

God dammit.

Worth it for the lol

orestes · 20-02-2013 03:03AM

Mince Pie wrote: »

Worth it for the lol

Mum?! :eek:

Sinfonia · 20-02-2013 05:22PM

orestes wrote: »

Mince Pie wrote: »

Worth it for the lol

Mum?! :eek:

It would be all kinds of awesome if that was your mum, on boards, with the username "Mince Pie"

Chavways · 20-02-2013 10:04PM

ok lads 20 too day frist i want too thx evaeyone on facebook who whis me a happy birthday can i just thxs my flmmly who work so hard with me for the past 19 yers too when i was a babey i was like a ball and my mam and my dad did and my brothers and sisters i wold be lost with out my flmmly only for them i woud still be in that ball and i love my flmmly i set my life on goles and 1 of the goles was too go too colage and im in mary i and i love it and it was the work of my flmmly who got me there i have just a good life with my flmmly and frinds and and been a part of A TAME BRIGE CELTIC who are vary good to me and in 20 yers time i be still part of the birge celtic tame and that a fact so mam and dad and flmmly thxs u so much for the past 19 yeres u made my dermes come true and lads get rady for a big party in 300 and 65 day time the BIG 1 THE 21st I DO SOME SINNING THAT NITE LADS

Mince Pie · 20-02-2013 10:07PM

Chavways wrote: »

ok lads 20 too day frist i want too thx evaeyone on facebook who whis me a happy birthday can i just thxs my flmmly who work so hard with me for the past 19 yers too when i was a babey i was like a ball and my mam and my dad did and my brothers and sisters i wold be lost with out my flmmly only for them i woud still be in that ball and i love my flmmly i set my life on goles and 1 of the goles was too go too colage and im in mary i and i love it and it was the work of my flmmly who got me there i have just a good life with my flmmly and frinds and and been a part of A TAME BRIGE CELTIC who are vary good to me and in 20 yers time i be still part of the birge celtic tame and that a fact so mam and dad and flmmly thxs u so much for the past 19 yeres u made my dermes come true and lads get rady for a big party in 300 and 65 day time the BIG 1 THE 21st I DO SOME SINNING THAT NITE LADS

My eyes! My brain is now fried. What the hell IS that? :mad:

The King of Moo · 20-02-2013 10:08PM

Chavways wrote: »

ok lads 20 too day frist i want too thx evaeyone on facebook who whis me a happy birthday can i just thxs my flmmly who work so hard with me for the past 19 yers too when i was a babey i was like a ball and my mam and my dad did and my brothers and sisters i wold be lost with out my flmmly only for them i woud still be in that ball and i love my flmmly i set my life on goles and 1 of the goles was too go too colage and im in mary i and i love it and it was the work of my flmmly who got me there i have just a good life with my flmmly and frinds and and been a part of A TAME BRIGE CELTIC who are vary good to me and in 20 yers time i be still part of the birge celtic tame and that a fact so mam and dad and flmmly thxs u so much for the past 19 yeres u made my dermes come true and lads get rady for a big party in 300 and 65 day time the BIG 1 THE 21st I DO SOME SINNING THAT NITE LADS

I've a rough idea of the meaning of most of this post, but I've no idea what this is. He was a ball when he was a baby, and worried about being inside a ball?
Is it a metaphor?

MadYaker · 20-02-2013 10:11PM

He must be a pokemon.