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Latvian walk into bar with pig on shoulder. Bartender say, “That look delicious!” But pig say, “No. Is Latvian. Taste is similar to dog.”


How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb?
Only one. Obtain light bulb is hard part. You have potato?


There is knock on door. Man ask “Who is?” Voice say “Is potato man. I giving potato to hungry.” Man rejoice. “Oh! Wonderful news! I must be dreaming!” He open door. Another Man there. “Just Kidding! Is secret police!”


Two Latvian look at clouds. One see potato. Other see impossible dream.
Is same cloud.



Man is wait bread line. Wait until starve. Is very funny, yes!


Man in field is search potato. See one and happy. Turn out actually is rock. Is very starving so eat anyway.



Old Latvian proverb say “Is better to have potato and lose than never have potato.”
Of course is silly. No Latvian have potato in first place.



Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?

Anwsering: I have no seen chicken since I very young. Soldier come and burn farm. Where you see chicken? I am so very hungry.



Why six is afraid seven? Because seven have many friend politburo.


Knock knock
Who’s there?
Latvian.
Latvian who?
Please open door. Is cold.



Latvian walk into bar with poodle under one arm and salami under other. Eat salami first.


Three men are in ship. One Latvian, one Russian, one Lithuanian. Lithuanian take out one bottle wodka. Russian kill Lithuanian, then drink wodka. Then Latvian wait until Russian drink self to sleep, then kill. Is end.



Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.



Latvian: Is so cold.
All: How cold is?
Latvian: Very. Also dark.



What are one potato say other potato?
Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?



Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What difference?
Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So many thing!



Boy: But mother, I no are like grandma.
Mother: Eat anyway. Is no potato.



Is Latvian couple have been marry 60 years! But for long times, is no making sex. For 60th wedding anniversary, wife is buy for husband hooker for the have sex! Hooker is arrive at door one fine day and is say to husband, “Hello! I here give you super sex!” Man is say, “Oh! I will have the soup.” Then hooker is say, “What? You have soup? Why you no told this?”



Latvian is capture by cannibals. Cannibals say, “We are kill you and eat you and use skin for canoe. But you may choose means of your death.” Latvian say, “Okay! You are give me fork, please!” But oops! Is forgot how use!






“Why did Latvian throw clock out window?”
“Is no appointments anymore. Only endure till death”.






Questioning: What you get when you cross Lativian and potato?
Anwsering: Is cruel joke. Please stop.




A man with dog, potato, and son’s corpse must cross river. Boat only hold two things. If man leave corpse or potato with dog, the dog eat. Is very sad. Also, not good boat.



Latvian boy say father “Father I is learn to read!” Father say “How I am having so wonderful news? Boy with reading get good job, make money for us to buy many potato!” Then boy die in night from cholera. All are sad.



Latvian pirate walk in bar. Have steering wheel in pants. Bartender ask “Why is steering wheel in pants?” Latvian pirate no anwser. Also, not really pirate. Just man, delirious from malnutrition.



Two Latvian man walk into bar. "You like hear joke" one say? Other man nod. "My children well feed". Both very much laughter. Then stop laugh.


Knock knock.
Who is?
Potato.
Potato who?….There is no potato. Is cruel joke.