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Jaafa · 2011-04-13 20:56:22

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account. One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine. She said and I quote: "Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!" She was promptly removed from my friends…

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#3002 19-01-2013 12:56AM

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Gallant_JJ wrote: »

I tell ya there are some proper 2 faces f@#*%#s out there,bet ya 1 of them is the 1st to comment!!!!!

On my timeline today,strange!

The smart thing to do would've been to comment insulting her so that she would reply to the extent of calling you "a f'in b#st#rd"....

Then you delete your comment and screencap

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#3003 19-01-2013 01:25AM

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''(Insert politician's name here) fukin state of ya that goose wud kill ye ya dickhead how does he get on front cover of paper with duck raping but seriously where can ya buy nandos sauce is it tesco''

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#3004 19-01-2013 01:28AM

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Jarrod wrote: »

''(Insert politician's name here) fukin state of ya that goose wud kill ye ya dickhead how does he get on front cover of paper with duck raping but seriously where can ya buy nandos sauce is it tesco''

Um...

*scratches head*

eh.....

What?!!!? :eek:

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#3005 19-01-2013 01:30AM

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Jarrod wrote: »

''(Insert politician's name here) fukin state of ya that goose wud kill ye ya dickhead how does he get on front cover of paper with duck raping but seriously where can ya buy nandos sauce is it tesco''

I think that's a great little slice of Joycean stream-of-consciousness writing.
A close reading reveals the author's use of dreamlike, associational logic: "Look at that politician with that goose - a goose is like a duck - hmm, I like duck, maybe I'll get a Chinese - I'd prefer chicken though - like Nando's - where can I get Nando's sauce?"

Beautiful.

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#3006 19-01-2013 01:32AM

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wnolan1992 wrote: »

Um...

*scratches head*

eh.....

What?!!!? :eek:

I copied and pasted that and was then going to tear the moron who wrote it to pieces but I didn't know where to start. It's not so much a statement/question as it is just a series of words with no obvious reason as to there order.

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#3007 19-01-2013 01:36AM

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Jarrod wrote: »

''(Insert politician's name here) fukin state of ya that goose wud kill ye ya dickhead how does he get on front cover of paper with duck raping but seriously where can ya buy nandos sauce is it tesco''

Something to do with this post

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=82750300&postcount=3969

Was Enda trying to rape a duck? :eek:

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#3008 19-01-2013 01:39AM

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Paddy Cow wrote: »

Something to do with this post

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=82750300&postcount=3969

Was Enda trying to rape a duck? :eek:

I'd like to say 'Oh, that makes sense.'

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#3009 19-01-2013 01:49AM

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The wifes filipino friend posted half a dozen pictures of his dead mother in law in the coffin and in a moment of brilliance my missus said "I wonder is it tradition over there?"
I almost choked laughing.

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#3010 19-01-2013 02:16AM

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A friend just liked this, under the banner of "hilarious pictures"

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=323926091046788&set=a.322193691220028.63490.322188244553906&type=1&theater

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#3011 19-01-2013 02:19AM

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^^^^^^

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#3012 19-01-2013 03:26PM

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Girl 1: Two months still doesnt feel real i miss you so much, you where the best <name> and i love you so much, rip and i will see you again some day

Girl 2: one month silly billy

Girl 1: Didnt even notice that

:rolleyes:

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#3013 19-01-2013 04:16PM

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Someone I know just posted this photo from this feed.

http://www.facebook.com/RightWingedBirdsOfPray

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#3014 19-01-2013 08:15PM

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Grayson wrote: »

Someone I know just posted this photo from this feed.

http://www.facebook.com/RightWingedBirdsOfPray

Birds of Pray? Oh ffs

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#3015 19-01-2013 10:52PM

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Grayson wrote: »

Someone I know just posted this photo from this feed.

http://www.facebook.com/RightWingedBirdsOfPray

From that same page, subtitled "Offerings of three highly caffeinated and very opinionated Christian conservative moms.",
I noticed this.

The comments are unbelievable.
I honestly have more respect for knowing misappropriation than for oblivious misinterpretation.

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#3016 19-01-2013 11:49PM

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I hope ye are ready for this:

"Im sxcii nd ii no it free style Yh biotchez when ii was walkin down cork city the girlz gor jel the boyz mouths fell ii flicked my hair flatterd my lashes gave them cork people aa reason to stare so baby Boy dont prendent you dont want it your hypnotized as ii flaunt it well geuss what looser you couldov had it you had my heart you let it go you thought you were aa player even aa pro ,, well youve lost me now im too good for you ii dnt care for you no more ! Nxt time an opertunity comes around yu may grab it now off you GO ! Living ing up sxcii free and single they say whats ment to be will find its way well me nd yu were never gona stay !!xx"

There are no words.

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#3017 19-01-2013 11:55PM

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Dear god... my eyes hurt...

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#3018 19-01-2013 11:59PM

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yerwanthere123 wrote: »

I hope ye are ready for this:

"Im sxcii nd ii no it free style Yh biotchez when ii was walkin down cork city the girlz gor jel the boyz mouths fell ii flicked my hair flatterd my lashes gave them cork people aa reason to stare so baby Boy dont prendent you dont want it your hypnotized as ii flaunt it well geuss what looser you couldov had it you had my heart you let it go you thought you were aa player even aa pro ,, well youve lost me now im too good for you ii dnt care for you no more ! Nxt time an opertunity comes around yu may grab it now off you GO ! Living ing up sxcii free and single they say whats ment to be will find its way well me nd yu were never gona stay !!xx"

There are no words.

if all that was wrote using english instead of being an illiterate rant it could be the words to a beautiful song or rap. <gets coat>

I'm very highly educated. I know words, i have the best words, nobody has better words then me.

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#3019 20-01-2013 12:03AM

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yerwanthere123 wrote: »

"Im sxcii nd ii no it free style Yh biotchez when ii was walkin down cork city the girlz gor jel the boyz mouths fell

I just gave up here tbh. Couldn't be arse decoding one of these tonight

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#3020 20-01-2013 12:06AM

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yerwanthere123 wrote: »

I hope ye are ready for this:

"Im sxcii nd ii no it free style Yh biotchez when ii was walkin down cork city the girlz gor jel the boyz mouths fell ii flicked my hair flatterd my lashes gave them cork people aa reason to stare so baby Boy dont prendent you dont want it your hypnotized as ii flaunt it well geuss what looser you couldov had it you had my heart you let it go you thought you were aa player even aa pro ,, well youve lost me now im too good for you ii dnt care for you no more ! Nxt time an opertunity comes around yu may grab it now off you GO ! Living ing up sxcii free and single they say whats ment to be will find its way well me nd yu were never gona stay !!xx"

There are no words.

KILL IT WITH FIRE

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#3021 20-01-2013 12:19AM

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end of the road wrote: »

if all that was wrote using english instead of being an illiterate rant it could be the words to a beautiful song or rap. <gets coat>

Even in proper english it has less depth than a teaspoon

I'm sexy and I know it
Free style, yo bitches

When I was walking down Cork city
The girls got jealous, the boy's mouths fell
I flicked my hair, fluttered my lashes
Gave them Cork people a reason to stare

So baby boy don't pretend you don't want it
You're hypontized as I flaunt it
Well guess what looser?
You could've had it
You had my heart, you let it go
You thought you were a player, even a pro
Well you've lost me now
I'm too good for you
I don't care for you no more!
Next time an opportunity comes around
You may grab it now off you GO!

Living it up sexy, free and single
They say what's meant to be will find it's way
Well me and you were never gona stay!!
xx

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#3022 20-01-2013 01:02AM

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Paddy Cow wrote: »

Even in proper english it has less depth than a teaspoon

I'm sexy and I know it
Free style, yo bitches

When I was walking down Cork city
The girls got jealous, the boy's mouths fell
I flicked my hair, fluttered my lashes
Gave them Cork people a reason to stare

So baby boy don't pretend you don't want it
You're hypontized as I flaunt it
Well guess what looser?
You could've had it
You had my heart, you let it go
You thought you were a player, even a pro
Well you've lost me now
I'm too good for you
I don't care for you no more!
Next time an opportunity comes around
You may grab it now off you GO!

Living it up sexy, free and single
They say what's meant to be will find it's way
Well me and you were never gona stay!!
xx

Fair play for actually translating all that

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#3023 20-01-2013 01:09AM

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Paddy Cow wrote: »

Even in proper english it has less depth than a teaspoon

I'm sexy and I know it
Free style, yo bitches

When I was walking down Cork city
The girls got jealous, the boy's mouths fell
I flicked my hair, fluttered my lashes
Gave them Cork people a reason to stare

So baby boy don't pretend you don't want it
You're hypontized as I flaunt it
Well guess what looser?
You could've had it
You had my heart, you let it go
You thought you were a player, even a pro
Well you've lost me now
I'm too good for you
I don't care for you no more!
Next time an opportunity comes around
You may grab it now off you GO!

Living it up sexy, free and single
They say what's meant to be will find it's way
Well me and you were never gona stay!!
xx

agree, my post was a very bad attempt at sarcasm, hense the <gets coat> . anyway it didn't work out, oh well, at least i tried

I'm very highly educated. I know words, i have the best words, nobody has better words then me.

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#3024 20-01-2013 01:31AM

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end of the road wrote: »

agree, my post was a very bad attempt at sarcasm, hense the <gets coat> . anyway it didn't work out, oh well, at least i tried

Oh I got the sarcasm. I was also bored so took the challenge :pac:

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#3025 20-01-2013 01:33AM

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yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Fair play for actually translating all that

Anyone here know anything about music production? I bet we could make it go viral ala Rebecca Black's Friday

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#3026 20-01-2013 01:34AM

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Paddy Cow wrote: »

Even in proper english it has less depth than a teaspoon

I'm sexy and I know it
Free style, yo bitches

When I was walking down Cork city
The girls got jealous, the boy's mouths fell
I flicked my hair, fluttered my lashes
Gave them Cork people a reason to stare

So baby boy don't pretend you don't want it
You're hypontized as I flaunt it
Well guess what looser?
You could've had it
You had my heart, you let it go
You thought you were a player, even a pro
Well you've lost me now
I'm too good for you
I don't care for you no more!
Next time an opportunity comes around
You may grab it now off you GO!

Living it up sexy, free and single
They say what's meant to be will find it's way
Well me and you were never gona stay!!
xx

Rihanna would give her right arm for lyrics like that. Maybe she could sing it to the tune of, lemme see, ''I'll Walk You Home Again, Kathleen''

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#3027 20-01-2013 02:05AM

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Grayson wrote: »

And this one. I have no idea what 19splash is

Ah it was a good year :pac:

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#3028 20-01-2013 03:27AM

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coolhull wrote: »

Rihanna would give her right arm for lyrics like that. Maybe she could sing it to the tune of, lemme see, ''I'll Walk You Home Again, Kathleen''

This needs to happen.

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#3029 21-01-2013 11:04AM

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Paddy Cow wrote: »

Even in proper english it has less depth than a teaspoon

I'm sexy and I know it
Free style, yo bitches

When I was walking down Cork city
The girls got jealous, the boy's mouths fell
I flicked my hair, fluttered my lashes
Gave them Cork people a reason to stare

So baby boy don't pretend you don't want it
You're hypontized as I flaunt it
Well guess what looser?
You could've had it
You had my heart, you let it go
You thought you were a player, even a pro
Well you've lost me now
I'm too good for you
I don't care for you no more!
Next time an opportunity comes around
You may grab it now off you GO!

Living it up sexy, free and single
They say what's meant to be will find it's way
Well me and you were never gona stay!!
xx

You're like that woman they hire on The Wire to translate the drug dealers talking on the wiretaps. I see a new career in your future- Cork special ops

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#3030 21-01-2013 11:31AM

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And so begin the ten million statuses about snow... (Some of which just say "Snow!").

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#3031 21-01-2013 11:57AM

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yerwanthere123 wrote: »

I hope ye are ready for this:

"Im sxcii nd ii no it free style Yh biotchez when ii was walkin down cork city the girlz gor jel the boyz mouths fell ii flicked my hair flatterd my lashes gave them cork people aa reason to stare so baby Boy dont prendent you dont want it your hypnotized as ii flaunt it well geuss what looser you couldov had it you had my heart you let it go you thought you were aa player even aa pro ,, well youve lost me now im too good for you ii dnt care for you no more ! Nxt time an opertunity comes around yu may grab it now off you GO ! Living ing up sxcii free and single they say whats ment to be will find its way well me nd yu were never gona stay !!xx"

There are no words.

There are in that..statement? they just look like they were typed by a blind chimp on a faulty typewriter.

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