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1) Change their surname to irish all of a sudden yet do not use it in everyday life
2) People who add you as a friend but pass you in the street
3)"This town is a sh*thole full o' people talkin' sh*t. If ya ave somethin to say, say it 2 my face like. Can't wait to get da fuk out da gap"
Followed by a chorus of "u k babe?' 'theyve no lives girl' 'same ere' 'stop bais'
4) People who put up RIP about someone they clearly don't know ??
5) Like and I'll post something nice about you to your wall
Wow...thanks
6) "Mad wan last nite lads.. neva drinkin again bois" or "Purely hung over.. Never again
" followed by inside joke and likes - this status appears 2-3 times a week
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The people who deactivate their account after leaving a good bye message yet are back on within 24hrs
:D
The clowns far outway the pro's of being on fb so for that reason ive deactivated myself for good cant take the like of the stuff mentioned above,main pet hate is every girl on a night out putting up pics of their ''tea pot'' pose followed by numberous comments ''stunning hun'' '' wer ja get your dress''
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The people who deactivate their account after leaving a good bye message yet are back on within 24hrs:D
The clowns far outway the pro's of being on fb so for that reason ive deactivated myself for good cant take the like of the stuff mentioned above,main pet hate is every girl on a night out putting up pics of their ''tea pot'' pose followed by numberous comments ''stunning hun'' '' wer ja get your dress''
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Those "stunnah babez xXxxx" replies are even funnier when it looks like whoever is posing in the pic put on their makeup with a cannon0 -
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1) Change their surname to irish all of a sudden yet do not use it in everyday life
2) People who add you as a friend but pass you in the street
3)"This town is a sh*thole full o' people talkin' sh*t. If ya ave somethin to say, say it 2 my face like. Can't wait to ge
*head in hands*
Suspect no1 might have something to do with trying to stay anonymous on FB . As in if an future employer googles your name they won't find your mad life as gaelige
No2 bugs me so much . In the past I ve ignored friend request from people who would pass me in the street. But then have been accosted and been accused of 'bring up myself' . So now I don't use FB that much any more
No3 good God simply put attention seeking at its worst
One that made me fear for humanity lately was
'Really hope (baby's name) is ok later, poor thing very sick on way to consultant now'
Ffs don't frighten people until you know what's wrong and mind the poor child0 -
skeleton_boy wrote: »"my heart goes out to that lady on the train sobbing uncontrolable! just wanted to go over and hug her
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Comments: "U Should have !"
Response: "I would of looked a bit of a weirdo"
Attention seeking much
Saw a similar one the other day, too. Someone(an adult) put up a post about seeing bullying happen between teenagers on the street (I do a lot of anti-bullying work so this is something quite close to my heart)...and yet there was no mention of them doing anything to stop it.
So, let me get this straight: you saw a bunch of kids picking on another, saw the other one breaking down and crying and it broke your heart so much you...did nothing. Except go straight home and use this moment to try and make your friends think you're such a good person who cares soooo much. Essentially they're trading in the bullying victim's misery for Facebook likes. I hope they slept soundly that night knowing how much they'd done to stop bullying from happening in the world...oh wait.0 -
The most hilarious thing I've experienced:
I deleted a 'fair weather' friend's older sister because
(1.) I was cutting down on the friend list
(2.) I wasn't her friend, never spoke to her. She added me, I only accepted her because of her younger sister and to be polite!
Didn't think it was a big deal, right? WRONG!
One hour later, my friend wrote to me on the chat demanding to know why I deleted her older sister! She was quite hostile over it....
Within 24 hours, her older sister added me back. Her older sister is 26 I think
I was just like.... WOW! 0 -
Oh and these posts:
Mary on Ann's wall: "Where did you disappear to last night?
xo"
Ann: "Never mind lol xox
Mary: OOOoooh I see Say hi to Dave for me xo
Ann: hehehe dunno what you're on about
Mary: Sure
Ann: hehehe
Mary: hehehe
WTF! We all get it! Ann got laid by yer man last night. No one wants to know like
and further more, what's with the hehe and winks
FFS and I am a girl - I don't get it!!!!0 -
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and the suggestion they join this group
I write like this, and not "lYk DiS" because I'm an adult and not retarded 0 -
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This one that went to my school is something of a Bible basher and has decided that Facebook is the best place to tell us just how much she loves Jesus:
"FIGHT for what the devil has stolen from you. See the devil doesnt LIKE you .His plan for you is to DOUBT the goodness of God and to keep living in FEAR. Wow what a weekend, no study done but there is no better Place than in the Presence of the Most High :-)"
"Thank YoU GoD SO MUCH !!!! I lost something and God gave it back to me !! Oh HOW Great you are Lord !! Never Ever Underestimate the Power of Prayer:D:D"
"Love has A Voice,
Love has A Name,
It's Jesus ♥
The Name Above every name #KingofAllDays##IAmThatIAm##PrinceOfPeace##EternalRockOfAges#
The Name that drives Away All Fear."
And so on. Getting updates like these makes having a Facebook account worth it.0 -
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Getting a lot of statuses recently with people (women) posting on their wedding anniversaries about how wonderful their husbands are and how they make them better people and "thanks for a great year hun" xxx My husband's cousin had one yesterday that was about twenty lines long.
Drives me around the bend, just say it to them. They're probably sitting next to you. I love my husband too but I don't need to tell everyone just to prove how awesome my life id. I loved him even more when I showed him his cousin's post and he called her a stupid bint. Great minds and all that
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MurdyWurdy wrote: »I love my husband too but I don't need to tell everyone just to prove how awesome my life id. I loved him even more when I showed him his cousin's post and he called her a stupid bint. Great minds and all that
Away with you and your attention-seeking Boards posts, just tell him in person ffs
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The most hilarious thing I've experienced:
I deleted a 'fair weather' friend's older sister because
(1.) I was cutting down on the friend list
(2.) I wasn't her friend, never spoke to her. She added me, I only accepted her because of her younger sister and to be polite!
Didn't think it was a big deal, right? WRONG!
One hour later, my friend wrote to me on the chat demanding to know why I deleted her older sister! She was quite hostile over it....
Within 24 hours, her older sister added me back. Her older sister is 26 I think
I was just like.... WOW!
How does she know you had removed you so fast? Thinly vailed I have a stalker post.0 -
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