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Barry Barry · 25-10-2012 09:01PM

Oh sweet Jesus,

with my boyfriend now all together 5 months ahhhh:-)

and somebody comments,

i thought you two broke up last month??

and the reply,

That was a month ago haha

What. The. Actual. ****?

Stupid kid.

HandsomeDivil · 27-10-2012 09:57PM

Person 1: The lenght of Tulisa's earlobes! :O :L
2 people like this
Person 2: whats an earlobe?

Carson10 · 30-10-2012 12:30PM

somebody shut up all the annoying 'dicks' on face-book today.

"stay safe stateside people"...

Carson10 · 30-10-2012 12:30PM

somebody shut up all the annoying 'dicks' on face-book today.

"stay safe stateside people"...

wnolan1992 · 30-10-2012 12:36PM

Carson10 wrote: »

somebody shut up all the annoying 'dicks' on face-book today.

"stay safe stateside people"...

Eh... perhaps they know people affected by Sandy?

Carson10 · 30-10-2012 01:56PM

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Eh... perhaps they know people affected by Sandy?

Nah they dont. There just posting it up cos everyone else is. Its the trend of the day..!

miralize · 30-10-2012 02:35PM

Carson10 wrote: »

Nah they dont. There just posting it up cos everyone else is. Its the trend of the day..!

Thats impossible to know. Even so, theres no harm wishing randomers who are facing a natural disaster stay safe - it means that you're not dead inside after all..

saiint · 30-10-2012 03:13PM

"with my boyfriend 3 years 9 months and 2 weeks today"
replie " aww that is so cute *insert name here* "
about 15 likes from friends and family

that was my girlfriend who wrote that..... im surprised she didnt put down the exact hour i got with her as well

Precious flower · 30-10-2012 07:54PM

Ugh this stupid picture came up on my timeline which said 'America call it the world ending' 'In Ireland we call it summer' with comments like 'Oh soooo tru ha ha'. Except ah, maybe it's a fecking hurricane! God, what morons!:mad:

fullstop · 30-10-2012 07:59PM

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Eh... perhaps they know people affected by Sandy?

What does posting "stay safe" on facebook achieve? Attention-seeking.

wnolan1992 · 30-10-2012 08:02PM

fullstop wrote: »

What does posting "stay safe" on facebook achieve? Attention-seeking.

Well it's the same as posting "RIP ____". Just lets people know you're thinking of them.

There are so much worse things that idiots post on FB, I don't think something which, at its core, is well meaning should be held up as an example of the idiocy that goes on.

The King of Moo · 30-10-2012 08:05PM

fullstop wrote: »

What does posting "stay safe" on facebook achieve? Attention-seeking.

They might actually be intending it to be read as a direct message to their American facebook friends.

bajer100 · 30-10-2012 09:22PM

When people like their own statuses or posts. It's the equivalent of giving yourself a high five in public.

sea_monkey · 06-11-2012 08:37PM

bajer100 wrote: »

When people like their own statuses or posts. It's the equivalent of giving yourself a high five in public.

clapping?

leggo · 07-11-2012 03:56PM

There are some genuinely funny/annoying traits in this thread, but an awful lot of the time people are criticising others for simply not having the communication skills to relay well-intentioned messages.

I didn't write any well wishes for people caught in Sandy (fortunately, I'd gotten updates from family before having to check, though I did post a couple of things about it to subtly let them know that I knew what was going on and was thinking of them). But I'd sooner be friends with the person who writes well wishes in txtspk than the person who sneers at them for being a decent person in perfect English, tbh.

wildlifeboy · 08-11-2012 04:22PM

ur fkn dedly lego

end of the road · 08-11-2012 05:38PM

leggo wrote: »

There are some genuinely funny/annoying traits in this thread, but an awful lot of the time people are criticising others for simply not having the communication skills to relay well-intentioned messages.

I didn't write any well wishes for people caught in Sandy (fortunately, I'd gotten updates from family before having to check, though I did post a couple of things about it to subtly let them know that I knew what was going on and was thinking of them). But I'd sooner be friends with the person who writes well wishes in txtspk than the person who sneers at them for being a decent person in perfect English, tbh.

trs n excse fr grn adlts usn txt spk tny bpr bbas mybe bt nt grn adlts,
theirs no excuse for grown adults using text speak, teeny bobber babas maybe but not grown adults.

Ficheall · 08-11-2012 05:57PM

end of the road wrote: »

trs n excse fr grn adlts usn txt spk tny bpr bbas mybe bt nt grn adlts,
theirs no excuse for grown adults using text speak, teeny bobber babas maybe but not grown adults.

Let he who is without sin among you cast the first stone...

Of course, it could have been intentional. Possibly.

kunst nugget · 08-11-2012 06:17PM

Ficheall wrote: »

Let he who is without sin among you cast the first stone...

Of course, it could have been intentional. Possibly.

An occasional slip in the use of the wrong word is an awful lot more forgivable than trying to decipher a message that looks like someone mistakenly sent a text by standing on their mobile phone with a football boot.

wnolan1992 · 08-11-2012 06:20PM

Ficheall wrote: »

Let he who is without sin among you cast the first stone...

Of course, it could have been intentional. Possibly.

*casts stone*

NegativeCreep · 08-11-2012 08:39PM

end of the road wrote: »

trs n excse fr grn adlts usn txt spk tny bpr bbas mybe bt nt grn adlts,
theirs no excuse for grown adults using text speak, teeny bobber babas maybe but not grown adults.

There's a difference between txtspk and just choosing what letters out if a word you want to write

Whatsernamex33 · 08-11-2012 08:48PM

"on the bus home from town earlier and there were aloud of school kids on the bus talking very loud i released a few min in the bus ride i haden a clue what they were saying english language r.i.p."

Irony of that... :rolleyes:

hefferboi · 08-11-2012 09:07PM

https://www.facebook.com/shaggy.boii.1?ref=ts&fref=ts

Best page I've ever seen. This lad is turning into an online rockstar. Some of the statuses and comments are unreal.

bootybouncer · 08-11-2012 09:14PM

hefferboi wrote: »

https://www.facebook.com/shaggy.boii.1?ref=ts&fref=ts

Best page I've ever seen. This lad is turning into an online rockstar. Some of the statuses and comments are unreal.

hefferboi ............................shaggy boii........................... i wonder :rolleyes:

NegativeCreep · 08-11-2012 09:15PM

hefferboi wrote: »

https://www.facebook.com/shaggy.boii.1?ref=ts&fref=ts

Best page I've ever seen. This lad is turning into an online rockstar. Some of the statuses and comments are unreal.

Best page I've ever seen:

http://www.facebook.com/kim.karpett?fref=ts

The ballit ain't have no picshers and I culdnt remimber who to vote for so I wrote in Cris Brown. I ain't suport what he do to reannah but the dick must be good to get her azz kicked for it.

:pac:

hefferboi · 08-11-2012 09:32PM

bootybouncer wrote: »

hefferboi ............................shaggy boii........................... i wonder :rolleyes:

That looks suspicious enough:eek:

im invisible · 11-11-2012 03:29AM

Having voting day on a saturday only prevents the children getting a day off school... They really know nothing about the children at all!

hefferboi · 15-11-2012 12:04AM

"dare shud be awards for films cos inception wud win best movie ever"

:O

hefferboi · 15-11-2012 12:04AM

"dare shud be awards for films cos inception wud win best movie ever"

:O

krudler · 15-11-2012 12:08AM

hefferboi wrote: »

"dare shud be awards for films cos inception wud win best movie ever"

:O

if only there were some sort of yearly awards ceremony for films..

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