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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    RIP Buzz Lightyear.

    Sorry picked that up wrong, it should have been RIP Buzz Aldrin.

    Whoops looks like I'm still wrong, RIP Lance Armstrong.

    I'm really sorry to all the above, RIP Neil Armstrong.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 556 ✭✭✭Carson10


    Sorry, but all the annoying people on FB tonight wishing their kids good luck at their first day at school tomorrow is a load of crap. FFS..

    heres some of the people on my friends list post:

    Best of luck to ***** who's starting big school tomorrow. So proud of u love u lots. Xxxxx

    My Baby Starting School Tomorrow :( All Grown Up!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 556 ✭✭✭Carson10


    Sorry, but all the annoying people on FB tonight wishing their kids good luck at their first day at school tomorrow is a load of crap. FFS..

    heres some of the people on my friends list post:

    Best of luck to ***** who's starting big school tomorrow. So proud of u love u lots. Xxxxx

    My Baby Starting School Tomorrow :( All Grown Up!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭u_c_thesecond


    Michael clarke duncan died today (actor from green mile) and this SPA (15 year old sister of my best friend) put up

    "Omg Michael clarke duncan is dead, i loved him in "How i met your mother OMG OMG OMG He was as cute like im pure depressed now wanna cry totes like :( "

    ok besides the grammar and the "omgs" she had the wrong ****ing actor

    delete delete delete!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 556 ✭✭✭Carson10


    Michael clarke duncan died today (actor from green mile) and this SPA (15 year old sister of my best friend) put up

    "Omg Michael clarke duncan is dead, i loved him in "How i met your mother OMG OMG OMG He was as cute like im pure depressed now wanna cry totes like :( "

    ok besides the grammar and the "omgs" she had the wrong ****ing actor

    delete delete delete!!!!!!!!!!!!

    she sounds like a knob. Hate those people who lamp-on to the latest news and blab it all over FB so they look cool. She prob heard some famous actor died and google him cos she didnt have a clue.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭u_c_thesecond


    Carson10 wrote: »
    she sounds like a knob. Hate those people who lamp-on to the latest news and blab it all over FB so they look cool. She prob heard some famous actor died and google him cos she didnt have a clue.

    she didnt even google him- she thought he was "Barney" from How i met your mother- whos a white , skinny , 30 something , tv star- compared to a black, 350(ish) pound, 53 year old , oscar nominated actor:mad:

    loada people gave out to her saying "Hes the actor from green mile (etc) and she has been responding with "Ive never seen green mile ok ppl 4 fuks sake im not 50 like the resta ye like geta life i dont watch really old films"

    ugh!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    Here's a post on the Nicki Minaj Facebook page concerning the recent cancellation of her Dublin gig:

    "C'mere to me youuu... Cancelling your concert for???? Haaaaaandicappp... Telling people der that your throat is sore and you cant sing... telpis.... you ever heard of lemsip or strepsils naaa? there prob too expensive for you since we are in a recession and all... tut..... the millions and billions and trillions you let down not coming here with your pure small venue... wouldnt even fit my pinky finger in your venue it was so small anyways... Pure chickening out cos your a misssfaaaaarchin... thikning your cool with your superbass and your starships... let me tell you nicki nicky nickie or whatever gangsta way you spell your name... you sound like a whale orgasming when you scream and look like the back of a donkeys arse with your green seaweed hair in your starships video... thinking your the little mermaid or something... trying to impress all the felllas with your dacent ass but we all know that your ass would start melting in a bit of heat... big wax thing... madame tussauds wouldnt get a look in...you also need to decide what hair colour your gonna stay with.. personally i think you should go bald... you look like a reptile with all the other types of hair you been trying #insecurebitch... and who do you think you are telling people to go kill themselves??? who are you??

    So cop on to your loifffeeee you wannabe bebo shtunner with your mank profiler... and your cringey statusss and dont organise a concert if your not gonna go to it.. dont come near ireland again you dopeeeee or we'll **** potatoes at you.... back stabbing two faceeeed whoooorreeeeee...."


    I'll admit. I laughed a lot more than I should have :pac: I don't think she's being genuine though so it's ok :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,257 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    I just saw a Facebook page entitled "We hate feet"

    Those guys are clearly fans of the metric system


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,257 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    I just saw a Facebook page entitled "We hate feet"

    Those guys are clearly fans of the metric system


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    littlelulu wrote: »
    +100000000000000000 for the complaints to companies uhhhhhhhh!!!

    i didnt read through the whole thread but what reallllllly annoys me is the following:

    - 'snuggling up with the best boyfriend in the whole wide world eating chinese'.......... do i care??? NO!!

    - desperado's complaining that they are home alone and if only a hunky man would come to them. Then they wonder why the nutters ask them on dates! Do they not realise that being THAT desperate does not attract the hunky men!!

    - females boasting about their huge 'assets'... get a life!!

    - people doing stupid poses for pictures and even worse taking a pic in the mirror and the camera can be seen!!!

    - people posting pictures of their meals.....:confused: If it's some sort of an amazing desert that has been constructed to look like something fabulous then lovely but if its spaghetti bolognaise then get a life!


    If only people were as perfect as me..... if only :rolleyes:

    Often posted by, let's say, the larger lady! Huge assests cannot be used as a disguise for carrying extra pounds!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 257 ✭✭xxtattyberxx


    Anything with a .com and than for people to say it in a face to face conversation **slap around the head**
    This stupid wine o'Clock, Wineflue
    Drinks wit da girlies woop woop
    Pictures posted of peoples dinners, lunch WHY WHY WHY you sad individual


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,127 ✭✭✭✭kerry4sam




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    I just saw a Facebook page entitled "We hate feet"

    Those guys are clearly fans of the metric system

    http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/234/772/71e.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    From the people who starred in "Welcome to The Underclasses"
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=78717589&postcount=2258

    The Underclasses take on the budget
    Girl 1: Oh my got there talkin about cutting child benefit by 100 per child wer all ****ed

    Girl 2:its a bloody joke .how do they think people are going cope on that .

    Girl 1: I dont no there will be murder its just wrong

    Girl 3: 40 ero per child....so 100 per child there citing 40 euros

    Girl 2: yeah it be 100 per child .

    Girl 4: thats ****in bull ****ing **** they cut that much of how da **** are we all ment to cope ****in **** . will all do our best now to cope wtf are we gonna be like then

    Girl 1: Ya i no well i be running muck and i won't say id be the only one

    Girl 4: na im with ya on dat one *** ****in kids takening more money off us rite ireland is gone to **** but the ***** dont care taking money off da poor to let the rich get richer

    Girl 5: That's a ****ing joke

    Girl 1: Ya asshole's

    Girl 5: I have the codes 4 ya, u wuld b sick of this government

    Girl 4: its just unreal wat they do to us

    Girl 6: Why not take frm the old pple?

    Girl 7: Its a ****in joke !! Il have to movebk home if it happens :(

    Girl 1: Ya and plenty will have to give up there home cos it pays for there house

    Girl 7: Dats it !!! And dem pricks dnt giv to ****s about wat will happen to most of us !!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Girl 1: Nope muppets d ****ing lot them running this country into d ground

    How do these people teach their children basic literacy :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    From the people who starred in "Welcome to The Underclasses"
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=78717589&postcount=2258

    The Underclasses take on the budget



    How do these people teach their children basic literacy :eek:

    They don't and that's the way those kids are going to be taught how to speak as well.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,874 ✭✭✭Brain Stroking


    littlelulu wrote: »
    i am a full stop and exclamation mark addict! :D

    My kind of lady


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,234 ✭✭✭Thwip!


    From the people who starred in "Welcome to The Underclasses"
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=78717589&postcount=2258

    The Underclasses take on the budget



    How do these people teach their children basic literacy :eek:
    7 girls who should not have had children


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 201 ✭✭Halloran springs


    Thwip! wrote: »
    7 girls who should not have had children

    They are probably raging they won't be able to afford their daily 20 John Player Blue cigarettes any more, or spend €90 on the latest Nike Air Max for their children.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,047 ✭✭✭Da Shins Kelly


    Has anyone here had their news feed clogged up with these really long statuses about stopping government agents or something from using their photos or information? Every other person on my Facebook has this retarded status up. It makes me want to carry out a purge of stupid friends.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    Has anyone here had their news feed clogged up with these really long statuses about stopping government agents or something from using their photos or information? Every other person on my Facebook has this retarded status up. It makes me want to carry out a purge of stupid friends.

    I got that pisséd off with it I put this as my status
    Facebook is now a publicly traded entity. It is recommended that all members post a notice similar to this, or if you prefer you can copy and paste this release. If you do not publish such a statement at least once, then you are indirectly allowing public use of such items as your photos and information contained in their status updates. PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person and / or institution an d / or Agent and / or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government will gain access to my facebook account because it is chock a block with national secrets such as who took a **** in the urinal and that the missing bullet which killed JFK was actually an evil marshmallow hell bent on world domination

    If you do not want to end up in guantanamo bay getting rammed from behind.....funnily enough in the behind from ahmed and friends post this to your profile and each time you do an angel will get its wings

    Oh yeah USC UCC QWERTY 123456789 0987654321 112834735373251723157873825837587375837587583eleventy one 3489348390890382490539025890385238

    It went right over their heads as some of them liked my status......


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    5 year old girl kidnapped in whales. Poor baby hope they find her "(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    Fizman wrote: »
    5 year old girl kidnapped in whales. Poor baby hope they find her "(

    At least it wasn't sharks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,847 ✭✭✭take everything


    I despair for humanity reading this thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14 Vores


    For me, the ones where someone says something to the effect of "in such a bd mood 2nite! x", which receives plenty of replies such as "hey u ok babe? x", only for the original person to say "ye dont wanna talk about it x"

    Critical note: Everything must be followed by 'x'. Everything.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Fizman wrote: »
    5 year old girl kidnapped in whales. Poor baby hope they find her "(

    He he.....an hour later she commented below it.....

    "*wales*"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,478 ✭✭✭✭gnfnrhead


    I believe this one falls into the great category:

    "WARNING!! As of today - Facebook will automatically start dragging the Earth into the sun. To change this option, go to Settings > Planetary Settings > Trajectory, then UNCLICK the box that says 'Apocalypse'. Facebook has kept this one quiet. Copy and paste this for absolutely no good reason whatsoever."

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,478 ✭✭✭✭gnfnrhead


    I believe this one falls into the great category:

    "WARNING!! As of today - Facebook will automatically start dragging the Earth into the sun. To change this option, go to Settings > Planetary Settings > Trajectory, then UNCLICK the box that says 'Apocalypse'. Facebook has kept this one quiet. Copy and paste this for absolutely no good reason whatsoever."

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,292 ✭✭✭TangyZizzle


    Enough is enough. Blocked for all eternity


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ArtyC


    GAAman wrote: »
    I got that pisséd off with it I put this as my status



    It went right over their heads as some of them liked my status......

    Problem there is us can prob only see the top part like everyone else's......


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭blatantrereg


    Woman: "Guys I'm looking for a lovely chow chow puppy to love and cuddle forever lol please does anyone have any idea where i can find/buy one???"

    Her bf: "I know one! Introduce you to this morning .. : )))))))"

    Her: "Are you a cabbage but I like!"

    Some friend: " Oh boy! You two..."

    (Vom)

    Reminds me of one of those crazy dogs that are ultra soppy/clingy most of the time then go mental and savage rival pets or their owners.


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