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'I Wouldnt ride her into battle', 'Her face looks like a bag of bent euros'

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    #392
    fear corcaigh
    Registered Users Posts: 152 ✭✭fear corcaigh


    The tide wouldn't take her out


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    #393
    fear corcaigh
    Registered Users Posts: 152 ✭✭fear corcaigh


    The place is so dirty that the rats wear overalls


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    #394
    Patsy fyre
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,184 ✭✭✭Patsy fyre


    I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire


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    #395
    The Big Red Button
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,390 ✭✭✭The Big Red Button


    Lol ...


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    #396
    Blondini
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    I've got a good one ....

    "She was as old as the jokes on this thread......"


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    #397
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    She couldn't get laid by Des Kelly the carpet man


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    #398
    Pantsface
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 449 ✭✭Pantsface


    Face like a melted willy


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    #399
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Pantsface wrote: »
    Face like a melted willy

    Willy like a melted face:D


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    #400
    christmas2012
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    that face looks like it sucked wayyyyyyyyyy to much cock..


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    #401
    Pantsface
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 449 ✭✭Pantsface


    Boombastic wrote: »
    Willy like a melted face:D

    deepest sympathy


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    #402
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    She has had more pricks than a rose bush.


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    #403
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Cheeses this thread has turned into a pure slagging of the female species :-(


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    #404
    Bobby Baccala
    Registered Users Posts: 7,341 ✭✭✭Bobby Baccala


    Teeth like a burnt down fence.


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    #405
    Pantsface
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 449 ✭✭Pantsface


    P4DDY2K11 wrote: »
    Teeth like a burnt down fence.

    Joey Barton favourite, so funny


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    #406
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Pantsface wrote: »
    deepest sympathy


    Do you want to dance?

    Yes!


    Well fu*k off and dance then, I want to talk to your friend / sit in that seat





    You've a face like the back of the No.47 bus

    :p


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    #407
    Pantsface
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 449 ✭✭Pantsface


    Boombastic wrote: »
    Do you want to dance?

    Yes!


    Well fu*k off and dance then, I want to talk to your friend / sit in that seat





    You've a face like the back of the No.47 bus

    :p

    winner winner chicken dinner


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    #408
    keysersoze0330
    Registered Users Posts: 2,051 ✭✭✭keysersoze0330


    she could suck a golf ball through 20 feet of garden hose


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    #409
    Pantsface
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 449 ✭✭Pantsface


    his chin dropped the same time his balls did


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    #410
    Bobby Baccala
    Registered Users Posts: 7,341 ✭✭✭Bobby Baccala


    Pantsface wrote: »
    Joey Barton favourite, so funny

    who?


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    #411
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    work/shove it up the eye of your prick/back end of your bollox

    said to someone when they ask you if you want something


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    #412
    seamey beag84
    Registered Users Posts: 247 ✭✭seamey beag84


    she has a mouth like stonehendge..


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    #413
    MaroonAndGreen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭MaroonAndGreen


    her arse is like an onion..
    it'd make ya wanna cry!


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    #414
    barneygumble99
    Registered Users Posts: 4,144 ✭✭✭barneygumble99


    she has a f***y like a gutted trout


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    #415
    Hoki
    Registered Users Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭Hoki


    Once heard a traveller say this to a bouncer after he got refused entry:

    " With your Grandfathers face , your the picture of health "


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    #416
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    I was going out with this bird and she asked me to bring someone for her friend. I obliged with one of my single, get-up-on-a-wound friends.
    The next morning, I enquired as to how he got on with yer one. He cursed me for 5 full minutes before saying:
    "I wouldn't stick a knife her".

    Nicely put.


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    #417
    Intensive Care Bear
    Registered Users Posts: 661 ✭✭✭Intensive Care Bear


    "She has seen more nob ends than weekends"


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    #418
    Bluesteel7
    Registered Users Posts: 1,050 ✭✭✭Bluesteel7


    Aye, she be a while. But the hour be late and her blowhole be wet


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    #419
    opti76
    Registered Users Posts: 643 ✭✭✭opti76


    she could eat an apple through a tennis racket that one..

    the sorting had would put you in hufflepuff


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    #420
    johnr1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭johnr1


    Your as ignorant as the back of my bollix, - that never saw nothing only sh1t passing it !!


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    #421
    keysersoze0330
    Registered Users Posts: 2,051 ✭✭✭keysersoze0330


    Few hunger related ones i've heard through the years ( sorry if already posted)

    I'd eat the balls of a low flying crow
    I'd eat the arse of a nun through a gap in a convent gate
    I'd eat the arse of a small child through the rungs of a cot


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