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  • #2132
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    whirlpool wrote: »
    Any horror stories as a result?

    I'm friends with mine on Facebook, but my updates are customised so they can't see them. Saves a lot of trouble.

    There's plenty of parental facebook horror stories on the likes of lamebook.com. It's not the parents you have to watch out for though, it's the aunties and uncles on your friend list who covertly funnel your parents information about the stripper you licked the whipped cream off at some stag party... earned me a high-five from Dad it did.


    Didn't actually happen :(


  • #2133
    Kamjana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 246 ✭✭Kamjana


    My father is,my mother doesnt know what a computer looks like.


  • #2134
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,682 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15077165/CrockPot.png


  • #2135
    kitty9
    Closed Accounts Posts: 196 ✭✭kitty9


    Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »
    There's plenty of parental facebook horror stories on the likes of lamebook.com. It's not the parents you have to watch out for though, it's the aunties and uncles on your friend list who covertly funnel your parents information about the stripper you licked the whipped cream off at some stag party... earned me a high-five from Dad it did.


    Didn't actually happen :(

    your username is apt


  • #2136
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    This reminds me of a girl I know. She had her mam as her friend. Some lad posted on her wall that her mam was a MILF and her mam liked it :D

    Ah... Mother I Love Forever.


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  • #2137
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    First rule of Facebook, you do not add your parents on Facebook
    Second rule of Facebook, do not accept friend requests from your parents on Facebook.


  • #2138
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    kitty9 wrote: »
    your username is apt

    Why?


  • #2139
    Eve_Dublin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    Yep but I've nothing to hide. I'm a total square.


  • #2140
    kitty9
    Closed Accounts Posts: 196 ✭✭kitty9


    Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »
    Why?


    u talk quite dirty, thats all :pac::pac:


  • #2141
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    kitty9 wrote: »
    u talk quite dirty, thats all :pac::pac:

    Oh. I don't know what came over me, I'm usually quite mannerly and sedate...

    Am I making you hot?


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  • #2142
    Bambii_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 263 ✭✭Bambii_


    My dad has me blocked on FB... and my mam wouldn't know how to turn a laptop on, nevermind set up a facebook account!


  • #2143
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Natasha_95 wrote: »
    My dad has me blocked on FB... and my mam wouldn't know how to turn a laptop on, nevermind set up a facebook account!

    Nah, your parents just don't love you


  • #2144
    kitty9
    Closed Accounts Posts: 196 ✭✭kitty9


    Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »
    Oh. I don't know what came over me, I'm usually quite mannerly and sedate...

    Am I making you hot?

    horny i am


  • #2145
    FoxT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭FoxT


    My parents are no longer with us, but my kids have befriended me alright.

    I rarely use it - have given them a bit of advice once or twice when they were starting off with it, but thats it, no hassle.


  • #2146
    michellie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,691 ✭✭✭michellie


    Yea I'm friends with my mother and she's friends with some of the girls too. my sister has her blocked though. She's always posting those I love my daughter pictures and commenting under mine and the girls pics.


  • #2147
    tfitzgerald
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,286 ✭✭✭tfitzgerald


    I'm not on Facebook I am afraid of what I'd post after a few too many drinks . So I am not a Facebook friend of my daughter


  • #2148
    kitty9
    Closed Accounts Posts: 196 ✭✭kitty9


    tfitzgerald wrote: »
    I'm not on Facebook I am afraid of what I'd post after a few too many drinks . So I am not a Facebook friend of my daughter

    any sexy pics of urself?


  • #2149
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    kitty9 wrote: »
    horny i am
    kitty9 wrote: »
    any sexy pics of urself?

    You're on the wrong site! Try <snip>


  • #2150
    Battered Mars Bar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 672 ✭✭✭Battered Mars Bar


    OMG! the draaaaama, my life's so complex.


  • #2151
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,682 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    I have my sister blacklisted because she kept asking me about things she had seen in my pictures and stuff on my wall


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  • #2152
    Joe10000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Joe10000


    No but I'm friends with yours.


  • #2153
    kitty9
    Closed Accounts Posts: 196 ✭✭kitty9


    frozenfrozen wrote: »
    I have my sister blacklisted because she kept asking me about things she had seen in my pictures and stuff on my wall

    what's that? do u mean blocked? or put in a room with black stuff such as people, monkeys, friesian cows and charcoal?


  • #2154
    H2UMrsRobinson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭H2UMrsRobinson


    I don't mean to sound like a square but if you wouldn't want your mum/dad seeing something you've put on Facebook, why would you put it out on the internet FOREVER, for the whole world to see. I'm friends with my mum, it's our main way of keeping in touch. Phonecalls to UK still cost a fortune when you've only got a mobile.

    I love FB for keeping in touch with the reli's back home, sharing what I've been up to that week etc, but some people have their whole lives out there for the world (and their parents) to see. Talk about exposing yourself. A little decorum goes a long way !

    EDIT: just read that back and I sound like a right ol' codger, btw i've been defriended by my daughter so guess it's an age thing.


  • #2155
    I-Shot-Jr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 325 ✭✭I-Shot-Jr


    My aul dear is blocked purely because we don't get along and I don't want her seeing what I'm doing, where I'm living etc.

    I'm friends with my Dad on facebook, he has achieved hero status among some of my mates thanks to his admittedly sharp put downs, puns jokes etc whenever I post anything.


  • #2156
    Palytoxin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭Palytoxin


    Thank fúck my parents are not on facebook, they're fairly social networking illiterate though so I think I'm safe enough.


  • #2157
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Friends with my Dad alright. But to be honest he posts more inappropriate stuff than I do most the time so I don't really care. And I only see him once or twice a year so it's a good way to keep in touch!

    My Mother can't even turn on a computer.


  • #2158
    newbee22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 937 ✭✭✭newbee22


    Im friends with my mum on facebook, she doesnt really comment that much but when she does its a witty oneliner, my sister has her blocked though, guess she doesnt want her seeing her drunken snaps!


  • #2159
    falan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,574 ✭✭✭falan


    Not really a status update, but two people on my friendlist have joined this group to win tickets to Disneyworld. All you gotta do is invite 50 friends and you get a free ticket to Disneyland...Tards.
    https://www.facebook.com/events/203137413139014/


  • #2160
    slowmoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 561 ✭✭✭slowmoe


    Parents on facebook?!? :confused:

    What is the world coming to....


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  • #2161
    paddyandy
    Site Banned Posts: 2,037 ✭✭✭paddyandy


    Parents as Friends ..........i'll have to try and figure that one out ...collusion ?


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