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UglyBolloxFace

Gunslinger92 wrote: »

How do I do that?

http://www.internet4classrooms.com/prtsc2paint2word.htm

But I believe you

SillyMangoX

Ah now these whole ''like to save a life" type posts are getting ridiculous. A picture of a shark with a mouth full of puppies, click like to save them. I despair for humanity! http://m.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=357599870954480&id=308625895851878&set=a.333647350016399.75372.308625895851878&__user=541778902

Pdfile

" someone should learn to tag people they are moaning about rather then not havin the neck to say who their talkin about"


that c*** owes me a new keyboard from laughing and spilling my drink..

smokedeels

A few weeks ago, somebody I "know" posted a picture of their kid sitting in the cinema watching a move

blatantrereg

SillyMangoX wrote: »

Ah now these whole ''like to save a life" type posts are getting ridiculous. A picture of a shark with a mouth full of puppies, click like to save them. I despair for humanity! http://m.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=357599870954480&id=308625895851878&set=a.333647350016399.75372.308625895851878&__user=541778902

That was weird. I thought you knew the same people as me for a second.

smokedeels

smokedeels wrote: »

A few weeks ago, somebody I "know" posted a picture of their kid sitting in the cinema watching a move

Kill the bastard!!

Cokeistan

I fúcking hate it when people argue with each other on facebook through their status updates. There was one stage last year where these two girls I'm friends with on it started making updates like "Some people are just cúnts" while the other would say something like "I've had enough of certain people in my life, moving on in the world", all of this would be done with extremely bad grammar too. I probably should have removed them from my friends list at the time, but yano, too much effort and all that

Also hate it when people post the "copy this status" for things like cancer awareness, suicide awareness etc..as if the people reading the updates are really going to take meaning from your status updates....fúcking twats like!

Rant over :P

Plumpynutt

im absolutly board out of head this country is ****e might just paint myself black nd get myself a free gaf nd car nd free money

onlyrocknroll

I kid you not

When you carry a Bible... the Devil gets a headache.

When you open it... he collapses.

When he sees you reading it... he faints.

When you sees you living it... he flees.

And just when you're about to repost this by hitting "Share"... he will try to discourage you.

I just defeated him... "Share" this if you in God's army

Three things stand out about this post.

1. It's f*cking ridiculous

2. Why does the Devil faint after he collapses?

3. The person who posted this regularly posts the most nasty whinging crap about "foreigners stealing our benefits" etc, she's not exactly very Godly.

Plumpynutt

When you carry a Bible... the Devil gets a headache.

When you open it... he collapses.

When he sees you reading it... he faints.

When you sees you living it... he flees.

And just when you're about to repost this by hitting "Share"... he will try to discourage you.

I just defeated him... "Share" this if you in God's army

hahahahahahahahah

Plumpynutt

Plumpynutt wrote: »

:pac:

The King of Moo

psychward wrote: »

May I ask a personal favor ... Only some of you will do it, and I know who you possibly are. If you know someone who fought a battle with cancer and passed away, or someone who is still fighting, or someone in remission ... please add this to your status for 1 hour as a mark of respect and remembrance. I hope I was right about people who will re post! And for those who do; thank you very much. ♥
Like · · 3 minutes ago ·



Fuck OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love how they "ask a personal favor" by copying and pasting something someone else wrote once, then posting it once on their wall for everyone to see.

How "personal."

SheFiend

Pdfile wrote: »

" someone should learn to tag people they are moaning about rather then not havin the neck to say who their talkin about"


that c*** owes me a new keyboard from laughing and spilling my drink..

I have to know: did this person tag the people he was moaning about in this post?

psychward

The King of Moo wrote: »

I love how they "ask a personal favor" by copying and pasting something someone else wrote once, then posting it once on their wall for everyone to see.

How "personal."

I didn't rant enough on my original post. If I had I would have covered all the angles especially that one.

I have had 2 friends die of cancer suddenly and at a very young age in the last 2 years, a very close friend's boy died of leukemia and my grandfather who practically raised me also when I was young was also hit by cancer and unless I click ''like'' and add this

please add this to your status for 1 hour as a mark of respect and remembrance.

fucking idiots' post to my Facebook profile then I obviously don't care and am a worthless human being like attending 4 funerals was not enough. What an arrogant moron!

And then there is this awesome piece of wisdom for which she should have her own Dr Phil type show analysing human behaviour plus be a guest star on Crimescene Miami

I hope I was right about people who will re post! And for those who do; thank you very much. ♥
Like · · 3 minutes ago ·

I am obviously a sociopathic, uncaring, heartless, cruel, namecalling fingerpointer who pushes little old ladies down stairs according to this because I didnt repost. In fact I probably invented a time machine, invented cancer and seeded it 10,000 years ago then returned to the modern world to laugh at the victims. The scientific evidence is there quoted above *bangs head off wall*

The King of Moo

psychward wrote: »

I didn't rant enough on my original post. If I had I would have covered all the angles especially that one.

I have had 2 friends die of cancer suddenly and at a very young age in the last 2 years, a very close friend's boy died of leukemia and my grandfather who practically raised me also when I was young was also hit by cancer and unless I click ''like'' and add this

fucking idiots' post to my Facebook profile then I obviously don't care and am a worthless human being like attending 4 funerals was not enough. What an arrogant moron!

And then there is this awesome piece of wisdom for which she should have her own Dr Phil type show analysing human behaviour plus be a guest star on Crimescene Miami



I am obviously a sociopathic, uncaring, heartless, cruel, namecalling fingerpointer who pushes little old ladies down stairs according to this because I didnt repost. In fact I probably invented a time machine, invented cancer and seeded it 10,000 years ago then returned to the modern world to laugh at the victims. The scientific evidence is there quoted above *bangs head off wall*

I know how you feel. Someone close to me is currently undergoing treatment for cancer, and has a cousin who knows their situation yet continues to post status updates like that (and maybe the exact one you posted earlier), which really upsets them.
I don't know how people can be so clueless as to not realise that these things do no actual good, and might not be looked on favourably by facebook friends of theirs whose lives have been touched by cancer, as most people's have in some way or another.

The King of Moo

A friend of mine recently liked this.

Surely whoever created the page would want to get his name right/actually know it in the first place, and do a little more with the page than copy and the paste the first paragraph from their wikipedia page.

batistuta9

The King of Moo wrote: »

A friend of mine recently liked this.

Surely whoever created the page would want to get his name right/actually know it in the first place, and do a little more with the page than copy and the paste the first paragraph from their wikipedia page.

who knows why they created the page, when you like one of them pages the owners/admin of the page will have access to everyone's page/data who's liked it

The King of Moo

batistuta9 wrote: »

who knows why they created the page, when you like one of them pages the owners/admin of the page will have access to everyone's page/data who's liked it

Maybe he wants to steal my identity...

"A.B.C" - "Alex Baldwin, Criminal." :eek:

im invisible

i thought them pages were kind of auto set up by facebook,in conjunction with wikipedia

The King of Moo

im invisible wrote: »

i thought them pages were kind of auto set up by facebook,in conjunction with wikipedia

I thought it was the official page till I noticed the spelling mistake, then spotted that it says "Did you mean Alec Baldwin?" under his name. Then I clicked on that to go to the official page which has 46,344 people who like it, compared to poor Alex's 380 .

Oddly though, the pages are otherwise identical.

Laura_lolly87

My cousin just shared a photo of a grave.

Underneath it was a note from a woman who had just buried her child and wanted her friends to share the picture so everyone could see the grave. I was just shocked.

batistuta9

The King of Moo wrote: »

Maybe he wants to steal my identity...

"A.B.C" - "Alex Baldwin, Criminal." :eek:

maybe, or else they want to make money spaming people

im invisible wrote: »

i thought them pages were kind of auto set up by facebook,in conjunction with wikipedia

The King of Moo wrote: »

I thought it was the official page till I noticed the spelling mistake, then spotted that it says "Did you mean Alec Baldwin?" under his name. Then I clicked on that to go to the official page which has 46,344 people who like it, compared to poor Alex's 380 .

Oddly though, the pages are otherwise identical.

i don't think FB ever setup the pages - though you do see wiki a lot with towns etc. - but doubt they do it for celebs/movies or whatever

all you have to do to make a page official is write official on it though, so how do you really know which is which unless they say or have links to it somewhere, a lot more famous people seem to actually use twitter than FB

languagenerd

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

"such a tym ta tel u ta cum ta tec alf 2 ta 4 wdf lol"

equals

"such a time to tell you to come to tech at 2.30 to 4 pm...what the fuck, laugh out loud"

(c) BoardsPostTranslator, 2012

I still don't understand what he means! "Such a time to tell you..." sounds like it came out of Google Translate from Russian or something and really means "I'm taking the time to tell you..." or "It's time to tell you..."!

languagenerd

marcbrophy wrote: »

Nuair a bhí mé ag siúl chuig na siopaí inné, chonaic mé Liopard a chiceáil sicín sna liathróidí.

Céard sa fuic é sin?!

Gunslinger92

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/p480x480/154400_208682862576991_165948343517110_325279_450602500_n.jpg

Also, still couldn't figure out how to do a screen shot of girl-with-24-hours-to-live-grandfather-but-who-is-okay-now.
Oh well

batistuta9

languagenerd wrote: »

I still don't understand what he means! "Such a time to tell you..." sounds like it came out of Google Translate from Russian or something and really means "I'm taking the time to tell you..." or "It's time to tell you..."!

it means he/she thinks it's a stupid time that they have to go to the tech at

languagenerd

batistuta9 wrote: »

it means he/she thinks it's a stupid time that they have to go to the tech at

Ahh. Right. I'm clearly having a slow day here :P

Michael Weston

Laura_lolly87 wrote: »

My cousin just shared a photo of a grave.

Underneath it was a note from a woman who had just buried her child and wanted her friends to share the picture so everyone could see the grave. I was just shocked.

We have friends in common. Its a sad time for the family but not sure facebook is the proper forum for this. They must be in absolute bits all the same.

Thwip!

batistuta9 wrote: »

who knows why they created the page, when you like one of them pages the owners/admin of the page will have access to everyone's page/data who's liked it

THE SHADOW KNOWS!

Cee-Jay-Cee

Laura_lolly87 wrote: »

My cousin just shared a photo of a grave.

Underneath it was a note from a woman who had just buried her child and wanted her friends to share the picture so everyone could see the grave. I was just shocked.

Michael Weston wrote: »

We have friends in common. Its a sad time for the family but not sure facebook is the proper forum for this. They must be in absolute bits all the same.

I too have friends who 'liked' the page. The child was buried only a few hours before that picture was posted by its mother. I found it very sad but when i asked about the story i found out a little more and its not so suprising if you know the story behind it all.