The Funny Side of Religion

qrrgprgua · 20-04-2012 10:04pm

thysich wrote: »

Is this not the funny side of Religion thread? watch out or they will send you to ISAW's cell.

qrrgprgua · 20-04-2012 10:06pm

Sonics2k wrote: »

Our Catholic aid programme only installs Ubuntu .. Its free .. no explorer.

shizz · 20-04-2012 10:12pm

qrrgprgua wrote: »

Our Catholic aid programme only installs Ubuntu .. Its free .. no explorer.

oh no... does this mean I have to stop using Ubuntu now

Sonics2k · 20-04-2012 10:20pm

qrrgprgua wrote: »

Our Catholic aid programme only installs Ubuntu .. Its free .. no explorer.

You mean the Ubuntu with broken coding, far to complicated and forces you to spend ages searching texts to find the proper way of doing things, only to find out it was wrong and you need to go over it again.

Figures really, but I'll stick with logical and better Windows.

:pac:

Galvasean · 20-04-2012 11:48pm

qrrgprgua wrote: »

Is this not the funny side of Religion thread? watch out or they will send you to ISAW's cell.

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shizz · 20-04-2012 11:49pm

Sonics2k wrote: »

You mean the Ubuntu with broken coding, far to complicated and forces you to spend ages searching texts to find the proper way of doing things, only to find out it was wrong and you need to go over it again.

Figures really, but I'll stick with logical and better Windows.

:pac:

Ah now. None of that.

Ubuntu is great. Don't compare it to a corrupt money grabbing religion. If anything compare that to apple :v

Hotblack Desiato · 21-04-2012 12:45am

Windows is worse than any religion :pac:

Hotblack Desiato · 21-04-2012 12:46am

thysich wrote: »

I think you missed the sarcasm. 'Too much freedom of thought' ?

Kivaro · 21-04-2012 12:56am

Hotblack Desiato · 21-04-2012 1:05am

It won't take until 2054 until there's no nuns left.

A few years ago, my mrs told a joke to her brother's twin boys who were 8 or 9 at the time. 'What's black and white and goes Ow Ow Ow Ow?' 'A nun falling down the stairs'.

Blank looks.

'What's a nun?'

They go to Catholic school.

'twas very different in our day, getting leathered by a terrifying hairy-chinned nun at the age of 4 for lining up a few cm too far out from the wall...

Hotblack Desiato · 21-04-2012 1:23am

Winston Churchill famously said that Royal Navy tradition was nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.

Compared to an Irish Catholic education, it doesn't sound that bad...

at least you get rum

recedite · 21-04-2012 11:10am

Just to point out that instead of ATHEISM this should read AMERICAN ATHEISTS as that is the logo of their organisation. As for the fundraising and weekly gatherings.. I dunno, so can't speculate on that.

thysich wrote: »

Knasher · 21-04-2012 12:35pm

qrrgprgua wrote: »

Our Catholic aid programme only installs Ubuntu .. Its free .. no explorer.

Just out of curiosity. Do they install the special christian edition of Ubuntu or stick with the regular version?

joseph brand · 21-04-2012 1:40pm

Knasher wrote: »

Just out of curiosity. Do they install the special christian edition of Ubuntu or stick with the regular version?

That's a joke right? Christian OS?

muppeteer · 21-04-2012 2:00pm

Yoinked from reddit

Turtwig · 21-04-2012 3:57pm

thysich wrote: »

http://memedepot.com/uploads/1000/1387_atheism.jpg

Meh, these "atheists" obviously aren't true atheists because they most certainly do not keep current with science.
*Chews on another baby*

shizz · 21-04-2012 3:57pm

joseph brand wrote: »

That's a joke right? Christian OS?

Seems legit.

Penn · 21-04-2012 5:04pm

joseph brand wrote: »

That's a joke right? Christian OS?

There's pretty much a Christian version of everything. Here's the Christian Civil Engineer Technician's Handbook.

shizz · 21-04-2012 5:10pm

Penn wrote: »

There's pretty much a Christian version of everything. Here's the Christian Civil Engineer Technician's Handbook.

I am at a loss as to how labelling it Christian could possibly make a difference in it's context?

Turtwig · 21-04-2012 5:21pm

shizz wrote: »

I am at a loss as to how labelling it Christian could possibly make a difference in it's context?

For you it makes no difference, you'd buy it if the book was good and useful. For the devout and paranoid Christian though it might be seen as a seal of approval that this book contains no ungodly content.

Liamario · 21-04-2012 5:22pm

Was just glancing in the christianity forum and in particular; a thread about creationism.
I found it confusing, amusing and annoying all at once that some of the posters were laughing at the idea of creationism.

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GLaDOS · 22-04-2012 12:20am

MetalDog · 22-04-2012 12:32am

muppeteer · 22-04-2012 11:48am

Sonics2k · 22-04-2012 1:24pm

Oh dear...

Delirium · 22-04-2012 4:02pm

Delirium · 22-04-2012 4:04pm

muppeteer wrote: »

so religion removes the Light of Liberty (the torch on the actual statue is a symbol for progress), i.e. returns us to darkness? :pac:

BlitzKrieg · 22-04-2012 4:20pm

the picture is too small did they change the tablet too?

Delirium · 22-04-2012 4:28pm

BlitzKrieg wrote: »

the picture is too small did they change the tablet too?

From what I can see, yes they have. They removed the poem The New Colossus, which has the famous line, "give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses". Seems they want to close off the country to those type of people that originally moved to the country.

The church clearly gave no thought to their version of the statue.

EDIT: yep. they put the Ten Commandments on the tablet :rolleyes:

Delirium · 22-04-2012 4:35pm

BlitzKrieg · 22-04-2012 5:06pm

koth wrote: »

From what I can see, yes they have. They removed the poem The New Colossus, which has the famous line, "give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses". Seems they want to close off the country to those type of people that originally moved to the country.

The church clearly gave no thought to their version of the statue.

EDIT: yep. they put the Ten Commandments on the tablet :rolleyes:

It's an african american church according to wikipedia which just makes it weirder.

Seems its not the only one:

An 11-foot (3.4 m) miniature Statue of Liberty (holding a Bible instead of a tablet) currently stands atop a 15-foot (4.6 m) pedestal outside the Liberty Recycling plant in San Marcos, California. The company was named after the statue, which has been moved throughout northern San Diego County for over 80 years, originating at Liberty Hotel in Leucadia, in the 1920s.[

Delirium · 22-04-2012 5:21pm

Very strange that recycling company would have such a statue, especially with the bible.

MrPudding · 22-04-2012 5:31pm

koth wrote: »

Very strange that recycling company would have such a statue, especially with the bible.

Given the the bible is merely the recycling of crap from other, older religions, and that it has be kind of recycled itself, perhaps not so strange...

MrP

muppeteer · 22-04-2012 5:44pm

koth wrote: »

so religion removes the Light of Liberty (the torch on the actual statue is a symbol for progress), i.e. returns us to darkness? :pac:

Maybe they could retain the torch light symbolism by having a flaming cross. Don't see any downsi......................oh.

kylith · 22-04-2012 6:06pm

BlitzKrieg wrote: »

It's an african american church according to wikipedia which just makes it weirder.

To quote Cpt. Carrot quoting Commander Vimes: Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean he's isn't a nasty, small minded, little jerk

Fortyniner · 22-04-2012 6:59pm

What a massive insult to the French nation, where there's absolute separation of state and religion. They should demand the destruction of this mockery.

Commander Vimes was right!

Sonics2k · 22-04-2012 7:05pm

Fortyniner wrote: »

What a massive insult to the French nation, where there's absolute separation of state and religion. They should demand the destruction of this mockery.

Commander Vimes was right!

I'm willing to bet at least 90% of Americans don't know it was a gift from the French.

joseph brand · 22-04-2012 8:48pm

Sonics2k wrote: »

I'm willing to bet at least 90% of Americans don't know it was a gift from the French.

I'd devour a supersize portion of 'Freedom Fries' right now. :P

Kivaro · 22-04-2012 9:09pm

MrPudding wrote: »

Given the the bible is merely the recycling of crap from other, older religions, and that it has be kind of recycled itself, perhaps not so strange...

MrP

Nice one, MrP.

Meanwhile back in the ranch:

robindch · 22-04-2012 10:14pm

Remember that American fundie catholic who showed up in Dublin a while ago?

Well, here he is describing what's wrong with democracy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSnJi6SpzLo

No comments needed.

Bandana boy · 22-04-2012 10:27pm

koth wrote: »

From what I can see, yes they have. They removed the poem The New Colossus, which has the famous line, "give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses". Seems they want to close off the country to those type of people that originally moved to the country.

The church clearly gave no thought to their version of the statue.

EDIT: yep. they put the Ten Commandments on the tablet :rolleyes:

I am pretty sure I passed a version of this in Mississippi or Alabama in 2010 but it was in the middle of a crossroads not on a church

Gbear · 22-04-2012 10:46pm

robindch wrote: »

Remember that American fundie catholic who showed up in Dublin a while ago?

Well, here he is describing what's wrong with democracy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSnJi6SpzLo

No comments needed.

Alas, the ignorant don't understand the meaning of irony.

Penn · 23-04-2012 8:43am

shizz wrote: »

I am at a loss as to how labelling it Christian could possibly make a difference in it's context?

I took a quick flick through it. Basically, every chapter talks about principles of Civil Engineering.

Oh, but at the beginning of every chapter, there's a Bible passage which doesn't seem to be even remotely related to anything in the chapter or Civil Engineering.

It's a complete scam of a book as far as I can see. Basically, every chapter is:

"God loves us all" Bible 23:14

In order to design a bridge, the key structural elements are the...

Worztron · 23-04-2012 10:56am

RichieC · 23-04-2012 2:41pm

The World (Earth and unattached atmosphere) is neither rotating around its own axis nor orbiting the Sun. In reality the Sun, Stars and Moon are going around the Stationary, Spherical World just as observed and just as the Bible, Quran, and 1 Enoch say:

https://sites.google.com/site/earthdeception/

MagicMarker · 23-04-2012 2:43pm

DECEPTION!

bogwalrus · 23-04-2012 4:16pm

RAPE!!!

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Delirium · 23-04-2012 8:22pm

robindch wrote: »

Remember that American fundie catholic who showed up in Dublin a while ago?

Well, here he is describing what's wrong with democracy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSnJi6SpzLo

No comments needed.

damn aliens with their plots to bring down the US government :mad::p

HUNK · 24-04-2012 10:43am

mehfesto · 24-04-2012 11:46am

I was going to say Michael Voris has the most punchable looking head on the planet.

However, on further inspection, I've discovered he has instead the most punchable looking haircut on the planet.

The Funny Side of Religion

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