Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

1…4142444647…333

Comments

  • #1292
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    "I would drown in john grimes's sparkling eyes.what a total SEX BOMB."


    Oh god...


  • #1293
    CMpunked
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,600 ✭✭✭✭CMpunked


    Today i went shoppin love and talkin is still cheap !! . ;)

    Your 16... :rolleyes:


  • #1294
    languagenerd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,201 ✭✭✭languagenerd


    ICANN wrote: »
    and then trhoughout the day goes
    sotired.com
    notable.com
    cantbebothered.com

    Ah now, in fairness, if I had no table, I'd be complaining too... :pac:


  • #1295
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    The latest $hit on facebook is parents usually mothers telling everyone their kids birth weight, date of birth and name with the obligatory repost if you're a proud parent crap. If you're such a proud parent go play with your child and see what makes you proud of them instead of going on facebook and clogging my news feed with your incessant tripe.


  • #1296
    Riesen_Meal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,580 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal


    KKkitty wrote: »
    The latest $hit on facebook is parents usually mothers telling everyone their kids birth weight, date of birth and name with the obligatory repost if you're a proud parent crap. If you're such a proud parent go play with your child and see what makes you proud of them instead of going on facebook and clogging my news feed with your incessant tripe.

    Briefly saw that on my once weekly login there the other day, Jesus wept!


  • Advertisement
  • #1297
    sparkle_23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭sparkle_23


    KKkitty wrote: »
    The latest $hit on facebook is parents usually mothers telling everyone their kids birth weight, date of birth and name with the obligatory repost if you're a proud parent crap. If you're such a proud parent go play with your child and see what makes you proud of them instead of going on facebook and clogging my news feed with your incessant tripe.

    There's been at least ten in my newsfeed the last hour..... Need to hide some people!


  • #1298
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Fieldog wrote: »
    KKkitty wrote: »
    The latest $hit on facebook is parents usually mothers telling everyone their kids birth weight, date of birth and name with the obligatory repost if you're a proud parent crap. If you're such a proud parent go play with your child and see what makes you proud of them instead of going on facebook and clogging my news feed with your incessant tripe.

    Briefly saw that on my once weekly login there the other day, Jesus wept!
    I'm a mother but it's annoying seeing that stuff. Giving away your kids birth dates is dodgy ground too.


  • #1299
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    *Sparkle* wrote: »
    KKkitty wrote: »
    The latest $hit on facebook is parents usually mothers telling everyone their kids birth weight, date of birth and name with the obligatory repost if you're a proud parent crap. If you're such a proud parent go play with your child and see what makes you proud of them instead of going on facebook and clogging my news feed with your incessant tripe.

    There's been at least ten in my newsfeed the last hour..... Need to hide some people!
    Any excuse to post something on their pages. Sad times Sparkle sad times :(


  • #1300
    wiger toods
    Closed Accounts Posts: 813 ✭✭✭wiger toods


    'name has just had a ****' followed by smiley face. I still hope to this day that he was joking.:confused:


  • #1301
    Riesen_Meal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,580 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal


    KKkitty wrote: »
    Fieldog wrote: »
    KKkitty wrote: »
    The latest $hit on facebook is parents usually mothers telling everyone their kids birth weight, date of birth and name with the obligatory repost if you're a proud parent crap. If you're such a proud parent go play with your child and see what makes you proud of them instead of going on facebook and clogging my news feed with your incessant tripe.

    Briefly saw that on my once weekly login there the other day, Jesus wept!
    I'm a mother but it's annoying seeing that stuff. Giving away your kids birth dates is dodgy ground too.

    I know, how ****ing retarded can you get?

    Stick your PPS and Passport numbers in aswell while your at it love....


  • Advertisement
  • #1302
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Fieldog wrote: »
    KKkitty wrote: »
    Fieldog wrote: »
    KKkitty wrote: »
    The latest $hit on facebook is parents usually mothers telling everyone their kids birth weight, date of birth and name with the obligatory repost if you're a proud parent crap. If you're such a proud parent go play with your child and see what makes you proud of them instead of going on facebook and clogging my news feed with your incessant tripe.

    Briefly saw that on my once weekly login there the other day, Jesus wept!
    I'm a mother but it's annoying seeing that stuff. Giving away your kids birth dates is dodgy ground too.

    I know, how ****ing retarded can you get?

    Stick your PPS and Passport numbers in aswell while your at it love....
    I used to put cringeworthy stuff on my page but with god knows who looking at your page isn't it just common sense to keep your privacy in this day and age. My cringeworthy posts used to include what I was having for dinner btw haha. At least I'm being honest :)


  • #1303
    mapaco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 155 ✭✭mapaco


    husbands to wives and vice versa...'love you' or 'xxx'
    drives me nuts-ye live in the same f**kin house!!!
    problems in the relationship if you ask me-ye doth protest too much :p

    lady i knew posting childs eating and bowel habits on a daily, sometimes hourly basis-'poor wee angel still struggling for a movement':eek:
    would ya f**k off!!!
    have since fallen out with lady :D thank god!!!!


  • #1304
    Kinky Slinky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 432 ✭✭Kinky Slinky


    Facebook


  • #1305
    I Heart Internet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    Kinky Slinky wrote: »
    Facebook

    That's just AMAZING!

    I need a dictionary for some of those comments. Very funny.


  • #1306
    az2wp0sye65487
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,931 ✭✭✭az2wp0sye65487


    Saw this one this morning:
    Disney should make a hairless Princess. So every little girl with Cancer can feel beautiful.
    Repost as your status if you agree ♥ ♥

    Made me do one of these


  • #1307
    hefferboi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭hefferboi


    Kinky Slinky wrote: »
    Facebook

    Thats the best I've ever see, I'm doin some laughing here haha.


  • #1308
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Kinky Slinky wrote: »
    Facebook

    Do you know the story behind this? Seemed to be something about asking people to pay for the mess made in a house after a party, but it kind of got lost among all the fantastic insults.


  • #1309
    jonnyfingers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,333 ✭✭✭jonnyfingers


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    Seemed to be something about asking people to pay for the mess made in a house after a party, but it kind of got lost among all the fantastic insults.

    "....with your twisted gowl" is my favourite for some reason! :D


  • #1310
    XxMCRxBabyxX
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,441 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    Kinky Slinky wrote: »
    Facebook

    Do you know the story behind this? Seemed to be something about asking people to pay for the mess made in a house after a party, but it kind of got lost among all the fantastic insults.

    Is this anything to do with the famous DCU "Hampstead 4"?!


  • #1311
    Kotek Besar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,601 ✭✭✭Kotek Besar


    jonnyfingers wrote: »
    "....with your twisted gowl" is my favourite for some reason! :D

    I rather like:

    "go on amy and you tucking your damp guts into your ankle socks, shovelin black men up your rim like a cúnt, ya smellies foreign face".


  • Advertisement
  • #1312
    Burgo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,815 ✭✭✭Burgo


    Kinky Slinky wrote: »
    Facebook

    Burst out laughing in the office at "non fragrance flaps". The whole thing was brilliant, fair play :pac:


  • #1313
    LeeHoffmann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭LeeHoffmann


    I don't get what's so great about it. It's the kind of thing you hear/see every week on the streets outside pubs. Nothing particularly witty - reminds me of that strangest insults thread


  • #1314
    Stephen P
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,891 ✭✭✭Stephen P


    Can't stand status updates like "Oh I can't believe some people are so rude". If you're not going to name the person then don't bother creating a status, attention-seeking pr!cks!


  • #1315
    fifth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,135 ✭✭✭fifth


    There's someone on my friends list that posted up photos of their ex-boyfriends funeral.

    100% true.

    They're actually a decent person but that is very warped.


  • #1316
    leggo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    Kinky Slinky wrote: »
    Facebook

    "Yer auld lady's gap is a trap for getting the clap"

    Carlsberg don't do insults, but if they did they'd probably be on that status. :D


  • #1317
    CMpunked
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,600 ✭✭✭✭CMpunked


    funkyflea wrote: »
    There's someone on my friends list that posted up photos of their ex-boyfriends funeral.

    100% true.

    They're actually a decent person but that is very warped.

    TBF, some people do odd things when faced with grief.


  • #1318
    booboo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    Kinky Slinky wrote: »
    Facebook



    Where do you find these people? :eek:


  • #1319
    Burgo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,815 ✭✭✭Burgo


    booboo88 wrote: »
    Where do you find these people? :eek:

    DCU.


  • #1320
    ICANN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 350 ✭✭ICANN


    Burgo wrote: »
    DCU.

    There's some legends posting on that wall haha


  • Advertisement
  • #1321
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    I'm not hot or gorgeous, I dont have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a model but i'll give you head if ya want.


This discussion has been closed.
Advertisement