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Sky King

parker kent wrote: »

OK Sherlock, it is not 100% clear, but we do have this mysterious clue....



Hmm. Tricky.

Yeah I should probably have read the original post in its entirety... and probably before I drank the bottle of wine as well.

Thanks for your help though... and calling me sherlock was a good one. Because he's a really good detective isn't he? And what I did there was really not like something a good detective would do! I am chuckling away to myself here. Great gag!

feelingblue

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

I think posters should have at least 100 posts before they can create stupid threads!

You don't make the rules buddy.....build a bridge.

cruiser178

parker kent wrote: »

Wait...the numbers don't add up here. Why would you become Facebook friends with people that you had sex with at least 15 years ago? How and why are you still in contact? College friends? I'm not Facebook friends with people I had sex with in college 2 years ago, let alone 15!

because im 37 or 38, cant remember, anyway im friends with a lot of ex's I dont see a problem with that, also, I never went to collage *gasps of unbelievement from all other boardsies ha.

hondasam

brummytom wrote: »

Nope, mom did add me last week though.

If she saw the things I said on there, she'd die, so I'm doing her a favour ignoring her.

You cannot ignore your mom, she knows everything brummy, if you saw the thing she said on there you would probably die.:pac:

phasers

So OP, not only are you a shoplifter but you're also a durty jesabelle? And a bisexual attention seeker? Have you ever considered an appearance on the Jeremy Kyle show?

parker kent

Sky King wrote: »

Yeah I should probably have read the original post in its entirety... and probably before I drank the bottle of wine as well.

Thanks for your help though... and calling me sherlock was a good one. Because he's a really good detective isn't he? And what I did there was really not like something a good detective would do! I am chuckling away to myself here. Great gag!

Well the saying "no shít Sherlock" is pretty pervasive so it was not a nasty reference. So you should take my post in the light hearted manner intended.

hondasam

feelingblue wrote: »

This thread does not apply to you so please go away.

feelingblue wrote: »

You don't make the rules buddy.....build a bridge.

You don't make the rules either !!

Fago!

I have 337 facebook friends and I've sex'd 9 of them. I'd sex the other 328 if I had the chance. 'cept family.

Logical Fallacy

feelingblue wrote: »

This thread does not apply to you so please go away.

feelingblue wrote: »

You don't make the rules buddy.....build a bridge.

The internet equivalent of walking into a glass door.

feelingblue

phasers wrote: »

So OP, not only are you a shoplifter but you're also a durty jesabelle? And a bisexual attention seeker? Have you ever considered an appearance on the Jeremy Kyle show?

Don't you try change me Phasers!!:p

parker kent

cruiser178 wrote: »

because im 37 or 38, cant remember, anyway im friends with a lot of ex's I dont see a problem with that, also, I never went to collage *gasps of unbelievement from all other boardsies ha.

You can't remember what age you are?!

I figured you were that age. Hence my guessing you were in college at the time (as that would be the age people tend to go to college). My disbelief was towards being facebook friends with random people shagged 15 years ago. As in I was thinking "why bother?!".

feelingblue

hondasam wrote: »

You don't make the rules either !!

Never claimed to my friend, you are the one trying to make rules....I just make the sex.

leggo

feelingblue wrote: »

Never claimed to my friend, you are the one trying to make rules....I just make up that I've had sex.

Ahh...

feelingblue

Who moved me??? And why???

hondasam

feelingblue wrote: »

Never claimed to my friend, you are the one trying to make rules....I just make the sex.

I have zero interest in talking to kids, get with dumbell, he is a virgin as well.
come back tell us all about it, we might believe you.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=425517

feelingblue

leggo wrote: »

Ahh...

Your clever:D

hondasam

feelingblue wrote: »

Who moved me??? And why???

You need to ask? school is out.

cruiser178

parker kent wrote: »

You can't remember what age you are?!

I figured you were that age. Hence my guessing you were in college at the time (as that would be the age people tend to go to college). My disbelief was towards being facebook friends with random people shagged 15 years ago. As in I was thinking "why bother?!".

was never in college, and Limerick is a very small place, ie, its easy to get around when your young free and single. Obviously you and I are 2 very different people when it comes to past friends

Logical Fallacy

feelingblue wrote: »

Who moved me??? And why???

A mod.

And because your thread sucks.

cruiser178

parker kent wrote: »

You can't remember what age you are?!

I figured you were that age. Hence my guessing you were in college at the time (as that would be the age people tend to go to college). My disbelief was towards being facebook friends with random people shagged 15 years ago. As in I was thinking "why bother?!".

As for my age, iv'e had a lot of Bacardi right now ha

feelingblue

hondasam wrote: »

I have zero interest in talking to kids, get with dumbell, he is a virgin as well.
come back tell us all about it, we might believe you.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=425517

I wish you would get laid.....you might even be nice and happy after it. If you don't like what we are talking about fook off to the ladies lounge where you can moan and give out about cankles.

Logical Fallacy

feelingblue wrote: »

I wish you would get laid.....you might even be nice and happy after it. If you don't like what we are talking about fook off to the ladies lounge where you can moan and give out about cankles.

Too many hints that you are a male re-reg tbh.

sonic85

sh!t threads all rolled into one. loving it. now if only there was a big delete button somewhere

feelingblue

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

A mod.

And because your thread sucks.

Some boardsies are kinda angry..

Logical Fallacy

feelingblue wrote: »

Some boardsies are kinda angry..

Indeed.

Saying a thread sucks is clearly a sign of anger, as opposed to a sign of a thread sucking.

Sky King

feelingblue wrote: »

Some boardsies are kinda angry..

It's all the shit threads we have to sift through to get to a good one...

hondasam

feelingblue wrote: »

I wish you would get laid.....you might even be nice and happy after it. If you don't like what we are talking about fook off to the ladies lounge where you can moan and give out about cankles.

you are mistaken if with the we no one is interested.
I don't post in the ladies lounge. You write like a man btw.

feelingblue

sonic85 wrote: »

sh!t threads all rolled into one. loving it. now if only there was a big delete button somewhere

Your threads on:

Norton Account and "Mental Strength"

were so powerful and un****...

feelingblue

hondasam wrote: »

you are mistaken if with the we no one is interested.
I don't post in the ladies lounge. You write like a man btw.

Dear Mod,

I believe this is off topic....

sonic85

feelingblue wrote: »

Your threads on:

Norton Account and "Mental Strength"

were so powerful and un****...

im really honoured you took such an interest in me you had to go through my previous history. maybe youd be better off having some sex instead - just do it with your other hand instead otherwise that sh!t will get repetitive